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returntothepit >> discuss >> bathrooms @ work by the_reverend on Aug 7,2007 12:55pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 7,2007 12:55pm
I like to bring my cellphone in here and post. like I'm doing now.
I used to bring my nintendo DS in and play games until the auto-light thing turned the lights off.

I don't do that anymore...
*sniff*
ew, it stinks in here! this place smells like shit!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 7,2007 12:59pm
At my old job I'd sit in the bathroom for 30 minutes at a time doing crossword puzzles. Holy shit I hated that job.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 7,2007 1:00pm
the loudest thing on earth is the silence of a men's bathroom.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 7,2007 1:02pm
no, the loudest thing on earth is when someone tries to slowly let out a fart in the silence of a men's bathroom but it just reverberates due to some cleverly designed acoustics



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Aug 7,2007 1:12pm
Smellypoop.com used to have a huge guide to all things poo that included lots of advice on how to poop at work. People who try to open the door to your stall are called turd burglars.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 7,2007 1:37pm
at my work we have unisex bathrooms (single stall, obviously.) there's this one broad who has the most rank vagina on the planet. she's like 5'2" and 300 lbs. everyone at work talks about it, it's that bad. it's awful. you go in thinking, "ok, i can hold my breath for 30 seconds." you can't. it makes you gag, eyes water, stings the back of your throat. as soon as you walk in, you have to walk right back out. it even sticks to your clothes.
some days, she uses all 3 bathrooms, and we're doomed.
a bunch of us now have a code system to signal which bathroom is "cleared."
we've tried everything. complained to management, various air freshners, etc. (btw, there's no worse smell than fruit and rotten cunt mixed. you just stop eating fruit.) i even bought a power strip and lined it with 6 glade plug-ins.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 7,2007 1:42pm
hahahaha you cant be serious. but if so..wow, just wow.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 7,2007 1:46pm
dead serious. you can smell it from the other side of the building sometimes. hell, i can smell it just from walking behind her. every day she's on the phone with her doctor at break. when she hangs up i wanna hit redial and say "doc, can you please give her something for her twat? it's awful! you know...you must know..."



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Aug 7,2007 1:54pm
has anyone told her?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 7,2007 2:00pm
I came out of the bathroom yesterday and clocked some poor girl in the side of the head with the door. Now we have signs that say "Open Door slowly due to Pedestrian Traffic". I need to spend more time on the road, it's gay here.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 7,2007 2:01pm
largefreakatzero said:
I came out of the bathroom yesterday and clocked some poor girl in the side of the head with the door. Now we have signs that say "Open Door slowly due to Pedestrian Traffic". I need to spend more time on the road, it's gay here.


Try, "Caution: Doors open sometimes; please do not walk into them."



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 7,2007 2:01pm
no. my boss said if she quits, heads will roll. we're lacking in her dept as is, and she is very good at what she does. she (boss) said she'll handle it. this has been going on for like a year now.

luckily, we just got these cool gas masks for the spraying dept. i'm just gonna wear one of those when i hit the jon.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 7,2007 3:21pm
DomesticTerror said:
at my work we have unisex bathrooms (single stall, obviously.) there's this one broad who has the most rank vagina on the planet. she's like 5'2" and 300 lbs. everyone at work talks about it, it's that bad. it's awful. you go in thinking, "ok, i can hold my breath for 30 seconds." you can't. it makes you gag, eyes water, stings the back of your throat. as soon as you walk in, you have to walk right back out. it even sticks to your clothes.
some days, she uses all 3 bathrooms, and we're doomed.
a bunch of us now have a code system to signal which bathroom is "cleared."
we've tried everything. complained to management, various air freshners, etc. (btw, there's no worse smell than fruit and rotten cunt mixed. you just stop eating fruit.) i even bought a power strip and lined it with 6 glade plug-ins.


oh man, that is fucking vile. there are tons of horrid smells i can deal with, but that is not one of them.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 7,2007 4:18pm
i don't understand how someone can not realize how horrible their cunt smells. what does she think? "snnnnfff...oh yeah, that's healthy." don't fat chicks understand the concept of lift up the front, apply soap, repeat as necessary? for this year's x-mas swap, i'm bringing in douche.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 7,2007 4:20pm
Yeti said:
there are tons of horrid smells i can deal with, but that is not one of them.



exactly. i tell people about this, and they think "ok, that's gross, but get over it. it can't be THAT bad."
It is!
I've seen people literally FALL out of the bathroom.
We have clients use these bathrooms, for fuck's sake.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 7,2007 4:31pm
DomesticTerror said:
i don't understand how someone can not realize how horrible their cunt smells. what does she think? "snnnnfff...oh yeah, that's healthy." don't fat chicks understand the concept of lift up the front, apply soap, repeat as necessary? for this year's x-mas swap, i'm bringing in douche.


Perhaps when she goes for the swipe-and-sniff, she is picking the wrong skin fold?



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 7,2007 5:16pm
i suspect she's wiping back to front.



toggletoggle post by Brandon.. at Aug 7,2007 5:20pm
I masturbate in the bathrooms at work. Its a single stall



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 7,2007 5:20pm
Why not just fire her and get a man to do here job?

there's no way a woman is better for the job then a man.



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Aug 7,2007 5:22pm
TELL HER THAT HER PEE PEE SMELLS.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 7,2007 5:27pm
just get her an early birthday present. i'm sure she'll take a hint.




toggletoggle post by Fuck Logging In at Aug 7,2007 6:38pm
I like to hold my bowl movements before I go to work so I get paid to shit



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 7,2007 7:06pm
deadlikemurf said:
TELL HER THAT HER PEE PEE SMELLS.


Hey Murf, weren't you in the Dig last week?



toggletoggle post by JDDomination   at Aug 7,2007 7:38pm
I'm going to quote my friend Gwen by saying "the smell of raw cunt could gag a maggot!"
truth



toggletoggle post by Fuck Logging In at Aug 7,2007 9:50pm
yous guys ain't nothing but a bunch of homos.
If it ain't smellin' like south boston , it ain't a woman.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Aug 7,2007 9:54pm
Fuck Logging In said:
I like to hold my bowl movements before I go to work so I get paid to shit


YOU DOIN REAL GOOD SON

EXCEPT THE WORK PART

TRY WELLFARE

EVERY PIMPS GOTTA DO IT



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 8,2007 9:45am
DomesticTerror said:
i suspect she's wiping back to front.


Hurrk... Hurrk...

Ok, I'm alright.

OSHI-



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