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returntothepit >> discuss >> Mortalis looking for drummer by archaeon on Aug 6,2007 1:36pm
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toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 6,2007 1:36pm
Our drummer skipped a show for bullshit reasons without telling us he wouldn't be there, and he's acting like a huge asshole about it. We've already given him enough chances, fuck him. I guess that means we're in the market for a new drummer. I'm playing drums for the shows we have left. We already have all the drums recorded for the album and I have all the drums/riffs written out on GP5.

Requirements:
-Able to practice once a week (location is unknown at this point, we use to practice at our drummers place)
-Death/Thrash influences
-Able to chip in for recording/merch/jamspot costs
-Can't be retarded about drinking/drugs
-Able to kill it on drums
-Flexible schedule

If you are interested please contact via myspace or email

http://www.myspace.com/mortalisband
mortalisband@gmail.com
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 6,2007 1:37pm
fuckin drummers.



toggletoggle post by DUDES ADVANCE at Aug 6,2007 1:37pm
join this band, they rule



toggletoggle post by SlavonicIdentity at Aug 6,2007 2:14pm
Somebody fucking drum for 'em!!!



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Aug 6,2007 2:15pm
if we don't find a drummer, we might not be able to cover toxic waltz, thus passing up an opportunity to most righteously advance all dudekind.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 6,2007 2:16pm
Where are you guys all located? I could fill in temp, but I'm pretty sure I'm too far away.



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Aug 6,2007 2:36pm
were in the merrimack valley, andover specifically, but we might be willing to travel. isnt the body farms practice space in woburn?



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 6,2007 2:42pm
jesus that's far.

yea, TBF still practices in woburn, but I don't think we'd be able to swing it there seeing as I don't have a car.

I'm all the way down on the south shore.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Aug 6,2007 2:55pm
andover, huh?

i grew up in andover (sadly) and there was never a single soul in that town to ever play metal. ever.



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Aug 6,2007 3:05pm
Too far for me.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 6,2007 6:44pm
blue said:

i grew up in andover (sadly) and there was never a single soul in that town to ever play metal. ever.


Andover is gay. You go to the high school?




toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Aug 7,2007 12:19am edited Aug 7,2007 12:21am
*edit



toggletoggle post by 2----T59A at Aug 7,2007 12:23am
GOOD! YOUR DRUMMER ALWAYS FUCKIN SUCKED.. SERIOUSLY HOLDIN YOU GUYS BACK, GOOD LUCK!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 7,2007 12:24am
haha



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 7,2007 12:32am
I'm not one to talk shit, and I've never heard your old drummer in person, but from the recordings on your myspace, you guys definately deserve someone better.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 7,2007 12:38am
he wasn't bad. those recordings just came out like dick, you cant hear anything but cymbals and snare.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 7,2007 12:38am
word



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 7,2007 12:42am
he does sound really shitty on those, god damn.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 8,2007 12:06am
bumpz



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Aug 8,2007 12:13am
that sucks man. i would do it but i am wayyyyyyyyyy too goddamn busy as it is.

best of luck, if i hear of any decent drummers looking for people to jam with i will let them know.



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Aug 9,2007 12:56am
bump even though it won't help



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 9,2007 1:04am
good luck dudes



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 10,2007 1:18am
jackson on carlos's phone (12:47:45 AM): Yo guy
fenderwnt149 (12:47:50 AM): yo
jackson on carlos's phone (12:49:36 AM): Yo please let me stay in the band i will do anything
fenderwnt149 (12:50:16 AM): shut up
jackson on carlos's phone(12:51:05 AM): Are you kidding me
fenderwnt149 (12:51:18 AM): begging wont get you anywhere
jackson on carlos's phone(12:53:48 AM): What the fuck do you want me to do woopyour ass so you might understand you fuck



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Aug 10,2007 4:01am
lol jackson



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Aug 10,2007 4:06am
I was told the drummer from throne of hate was looking to get into another death metal band!



toggletoggle post by rofl at Aug 10,2007 6:45am
for 4 bucks that dude will lick your balls... sad but true.



toggletoggle post by IMMOLATION at Aug 10,2007 10:59am
Is Mortalis still playing tuesday?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 10,2007 12:55pm
IMMOLATION said:
Is Mortalis still playing tuesday?


We plan on it, but apparently our bassist left too according to my drummer. I still need to talk to him. Jackson went in order of the most easily manipulated. Carlos is like freakin butter, than me, next hell try going for tim.




toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 10,2007 12:57pm
fishcakes said:
I was told the drummer from throne of hate was looking to get into another death metal band!


Do you know how i could get in contact with him? i know Danny runs the myspace page. Got like an email or anything? that'd be rad man.




toggletoggle post by JDDomination   at Aug 10,2007 1:10pm
Isn't your bassist also your singer? Who's gonna sing if he left?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 10,2007 1:13pm
JDDomination said:
Isn't your bassist also your singer? Who's gonna sing if he left?


good question. I guess we're gonna be looking for 3 members! greattttt.




toggletoggle post by blue  at Aug 10,2007 1:23pm
archaeon said:
blue said:

i grew up in andover (sadly) and there was never a single soul in that town to ever play metal. ever.


Andover is gay. You go to the high school?



i attended andover high until i graduated in 2001.



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Aug 10,2007 1:49pm
wow train wreck... come on mortalis, pull through, f the haters... "carlos is like freakin' butter" lol



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Aug 10,2007 1:59pm
archaeon said:
fishcakes said:
I was told the drummer from throne of hate was looking to get into another death metal band!


Do you know how i could get in contact with him? i know Danny runs the myspace page. Got like an email or anything? that'd be rad man.




sorry I don't.



toggletoggle post by detazathoth  at Aug 10,2007 5:01pm
I feel dumb, how am I like butter?



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Aug 10,2007 5:06pm
easily manipulated. silly putty is a better analogy.



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Aug 10,2007 5:13pm
rofl said:
for 4 bucks that dude will lick your balls... sad but true.


it's 5 bucks. he ain't cheap.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 10,2007 5:26pm
mortalis said:
easily manipulated. silly putty is a better analogy.


Butter was your analogy.

And jackson's price to lick balls is $6, or at least thats the quote I've heard.




toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Aug 10,2007 5:54pm
yeah but i then said "no, silly putty is better." asshole.



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Aug 12,2007 9:21pm
bump



toggletoggle post by timjohnny at Aug 12,2007 9:39pm
lol "i can't believe i'm like butter"



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 12,2007 10:04pm
carlos isn't leaving, we did some buttering of our own.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...&friendID=57730257&blogID=297529310

haha jackson is so awesome




toggletoggle post by timjohnny at Aug 12,2007 11:03pm
you should have kicked him out the first time you saw him straight-brimming it!




toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 12,2007 11:16pm


yeah nugga!



toggletoggle post by archeon nli at Aug 13,2007 9:14pm
i would love to let everyone know that grant has never kissed a girl. he is too scared. and tim the lovely other guitarist banged a disgusting like 40 year old mom. besides that he has also never kissed a girl. and whoever posted the picture of my x is probably jealous because they cant get someone so gorgeous. and they too have probably never kissed a girl. peeeeaaaccceeee



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 13,2007 9:19pm
way to bust out some facts jackson



toggletoggle post by timjohnny at Aug 14,2007 12:23am
virgins > straightbrimmers in my book

virgins can and will get laid... you can get never undo your straightbrimming ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pwn3d silly



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 14,2007 1:12am
Kissing girls is gross. EEWWWW COOTIES!



toggletoggle post by death metal at Aug 14,2007 6:41am
yea i saw him straight brimming a couple times. thought it was a phase.. but then i saw this niglet had starting label leaving and it was just too much.. i don't need to know that your head is 7 1/4 --- that gold decal is just distracting. and for the record, i have kissed a girl--- jackson's mom! roflmao



toggletoggle post by timjohnny at Aug 14,2007 9:16am
lol @ label leaving



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Aug 14,2007 10:40am
I don't mean to talk trash or anything like that, but the 1 time I saw you guys play it looked like the drummer was about to fall asleep. It was like he was literally fighting to stay awake. I don't know if he was stoned or narcoleptic.

Good luck in the search!



toggletoggle post by guy at Aug 14,2007 2:57pm
7 1/2 son



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