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New site? Maybe some day.
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Our drummer skipped a show for bullshit reasons without telling us he wouldn't be there, and he's acting like a huge asshole about it. We've already given him enough chances, fuck him. I guess that means we're in the market for a new drummer. I'm playing drums for the shows we have left. We already have all the drums recorded for the album and I have all the drums/riffs written out on GP5.
Requirements:
-Able to practice once a week (location is unknown at this point, we use to practice at our drummers place)
-Death/Thrash influences
-Able to chip in for recording/merch/jamspot costs
-Can't be retarded about drinking/drugs
-Able to kill it on drums
-Flexible schedule
If you are interested please contact via myspace or email
http://www.myspace.com/mortalisband
mortalisband@gmail.com |
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join this band, they rule |



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Somebody fucking drum for 'em!!! |



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if we don't find a drummer, we might not be able to cover toxic waltz, thus passing up an opportunity to most righteously advance all dudekind. |



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Where are you guys all located? I could fill in temp, but I'm pretty sure I'm too far away. |



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were in the merrimack valley, andover specifically, but we might be willing to travel. isnt the body farms practice space in woburn? |



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jesus that's far.
yea, TBF still practices in woburn, but I don't think we'd be able to swing it there seeing as I don't have a car.
I'm all the way down on the south shore. |



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andover, huh?
i grew up in andover (sadly) and there was never a single soul in that town to ever play metal. ever. |






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blue said:
i grew up in andover (sadly) and there was never a single soul in that town to ever play metal. ever. |
Andover is gay. You go to the high school?
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GOOD! YOUR DRUMMER ALWAYS FUCKIN SUCKED.. SERIOUSLY HOLDIN YOU GUYS BACK, GOOD LUCK! |






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I'm not one to talk shit, and I've never heard your old drummer in person, but from the recordings on your myspace, you guys definately deserve someone better. |



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he wasn't bad. those recordings just came out like dick, you cant hear anything but cymbals and snare. |






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he does sound really shitty on those, god damn. |






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that sucks man. i would do it but i am wayyyyyyyyyy too goddamn busy as it is.
best of luck, if i hear of any decent drummers looking for people to jam with i will let them know. |



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bump even though it won't help |






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jackson on carlos's phone (12:47:45 AM): Yo guy
fenderwnt149 (12:47:50 AM): yo
jackson on carlos's phone (12:49:36 AM): Yo please let me stay in the band i will do anything
fenderwnt149 (12:50:16 AM): shut up
jackson on carlos's phone(12:51:05 AM): Are you kidding me
fenderwnt149 (12:51:18 AM): begging wont get you anywhere
jackson on carlos's phone(12:53:48 AM): What the fuck do you want me to do woopyour ass so you might understand you fuck |






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I was told the drummer from throne of hate was looking to get into another death metal band! |



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for 4 bucks that dude will lick your balls... sad but true. |



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Is Mortalis still playing tuesday? |



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IMMOLATION said: Is Mortalis still playing tuesday? |
We plan on it, but apparently our bassist left too according to my drummer. I still need to talk to him. Jackson went in order of the most easily manipulated. Carlos is like freakin butter, than me, next hell try going for tim.
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fishcakes said: I was told the drummer from throne of hate was looking to get into another death metal band! |
Do you know how i could get in contact with him? i know Danny runs the myspace page. Got like an email or anything? that'd be rad man.
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Isn't your bassist also your singer? Who's gonna sing if he left? |



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JDDomination said: Isn't your bassist also your singer? Who's gonna sing if he left? |
good question. I guess we're gonna be looking for 3 members! greattttt.
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archaeon said: blue said:
i grew up in andover (sadly) and there was never a single soul in that town to ever play metal. ever. |
Andover is gay. You go to the high school?
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i attended andover high until i graduated in 2001. |



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wow train wreck... come on mortalis, pull through, f the haters... "carlos is like freakin' butter" lol |



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archaeon said: fishcakes said:I was told the drummer from throne of hate was looking to get into another death metal band! |
Do you know how i could get in contact with him? i know Danny runs the myspace page. Got like an email or anything? that'd be rad man.
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sorry I don't. |



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I feel dumb, how am I like butter? |



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easily manipulated. silly putty is a better analogy. |



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rofl said: for 4 bucks that dude will lick your balls... sad but true. |
it's 5 bucks. he ain't cheap. |



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mortalis said: easily manipulated. silly putty is a better analogy. |
Butter was your analogy.
And jackson's price to lick balls is $6, or at least thats the quote I've heard.
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yeah but i then said "no, silly putty is better." asshole. |






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lol "i can't believe i'm like butter" |






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you should have kicked him out the first time you saw him straight-brimming it!
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yeah nugga! |



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i would love to let everyone know that grant has never kissed a girl. he is too scared. and tim the lovely other guitarist banged a disgusting like 40 year old mom. besides that he has also never kissed a girl. and whoever posted the picture of my x is probably jealous because they cant get someone so gorgeous. and they too have probably never kissed a girl. peeeeaaaccceeee |



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way to bust out some facts jackson |



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virgins > straightbrimmers in my book
virgins can and will get laid... you can get never undo your straightbrimming ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pwn3d silly |



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Kissing girls is gross. EEWWWW COOTIES! |



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yea i saw him straight brimming a couple times. thought it was a phase.. but then i saw this niglet had starting label leaving and it was just too much.. i don't need to know that your head is 7 1/4 --- that gold decal is just distracting. and for the record, i have kissed a girl--- jackson's mom! roflmao |






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I don't mean to talk trash or anything like that, but the 1 time I saw you guys play it looked like the drummer was about to fall asleep. It was like he was literally fighting to stay awake. I don't know if he was stoned or narcoleptic.
Good luck in the search! |





 
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