I'm going to Florida early tomorrow morning and I won't be able to go on RTTP until the 25th. This is going to be hard! I am already going through withdrawals.

have fun with mrs FR and the dudes she's gotten with down there.

The Mrs. knows not to let anyone else dip their pen into the Richards family ink.

hahaha

let no
beg for cuban semen? yes.

If my girlfriend was a Cuban, I'd probably have to shave her back more than she has to shave mine. OOOOOOH! Badda-bing badda-boom!

MarkFuckingRichards said:

No intarweb down in Disney State?

There's internet, but I'll be doing far more important things, if you know what I mean. Wink wink nudge nudge.

She hates brazilians

and puerto ricans

Actually, she hates everyone

She hates Brazilians, Spaniards, Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Haitians, etc., etc., etc. I'm pretty sure she even hates her own nationality.

If your plane crashes and you land on an island in the south pacific and meet a guy named John Locke, tell him I love his work.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

You forgot the Maori.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

That means fucking.

No it doesn't. It means lasagnia.

Best thread ever.

she hates the people, but loves their semen. That's how she keeps youthful. she's like the countess bathory of semen.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

I think he's talking about cry and saying things like "why would you do that to me!" Don't worry folks, this meatball will make a killer sexcrement ep-cover out of it (as he cries about not being in sexcrement too)

tell her I send her a hug and a kiss!

the_reverend said:

Rev, I now wish we had signatures on here - that would be so sigged.

^^^
The Mrs would kick his ass if she was closer..

with her new-found youth and strength, I would be worried too

the_reverend said:

That's alright, 'cause I'm sure once he gets down there, Mr. Richards is gonna be like Vlad the Impaler. Knowhaddamean? Knowhaddamean?









I mean sex.

Niccolai said:


and tell Kate I want to rail her...

Namaste.

This thread is now about LOST.

So what are you guys expecting to see in season 4?

wow.. is that serious or just a photoshop jorb?

Go Drink Paint (12:13:25 PM): http://dismal.ath.cx:8099/astronaut_bread/garbagetits.jpg
Cowmaximus (12:14:28 PM): hahahahahahahahaha
Go Drink Paint (12:14:32 PM): hawt
Cowmaximus (12:14:52 PM): Sadly I will probably jack off to that.
Go Drink Paint (12:14:58 PM): nice
Cowmaximus (12:15:14 PM): I am a horrible, horrible human being.

Should I even ask what in the hell happened to her?

Also, the best way to mess with Mrs. Fucking Richards is to bang her friends. Fact!

Anything in south Florida (fort lauderdale to miami) to do metal-wise? Tried looking for shows and only found a bunch of nu metal crap, and couldn't find any bars or shops on the east coast, only Tampa area has stuff it seems. May 22-24 is my free time there, with a rental car.

My how rttp has changed

*giggle*

Wonder whatever happened to this girl. I honestly forget who she was and when I try to picture her, all I can picture is kevord's wife.

Cool, I guess I'll just be riding ligers at jungle island and eating frita sandwiches in little Havana then.

Old thread is old. Rev, she works for some secretive government organization, carries a gun and learned how to speak like 8 languages.