http://people.tribe.net/aranor



Apparently, this dude thinks he's a Jedi. An actual Jedi. Like, he has essays about Midichlorians and shit.

Also, there's a picture in the album where he's getting soda out of the fridge, and you can totally see his pen0r. Fucking eww. He apparently likes Manowar, but I'm not sure that makes up for anything.

Manowar is so bad. And so is this dude. Just look at that lightsaber!

"Aranor is an incredible person whom I am privileged to share the Earth with in this particular incarnation."

excellent

Thankfully he has not turned tot he dark side.

PERMISSION TO BREED DENIED

Wow. Don't they normally just heavily medicate these people?

that lightsaber is phat

this sounds fun

"I'm learning to use this small, light-blue boogie-board-- I ride upon "waves" of invisible Force that I create by firmly pressing down and pulling up on the board. Doing so, I encounter about as much resistance as I would in the Ocean, and apparently the cosmic "space" that surrounds me (and all things) has the buoyancy of seawater, too. As I synchronize my timing with the right amount of pressure exerted with each "pump", I find myself riding Free (and sometimes quite rapidly) upon self-created waves of Force, into the outer arms of our galaxy. "

i have cosmic space that surrounds me... wait no, i just farted.

largefreakatzero said:


Looks like he took a few more hits of it.

This has inspired me to start up a new game of Knights of the Old Republic.

NuclearWinter said:

I never got around to finishing that one. I'll have to reinstall it and give it a whirl after I finish the fifty other games I'm in the middle of.

What a fucking homo.

dude's got nothin on darth maul

I bet he sodomized himself with that lightsaber.

KotOR got WICKED hard towards the end and I fucked up my saved games so I couldn't get past the part I was stuck at or go back to make my character stronger...at that point I was so far into the game I didnt want to start over.


I fail.

I bought that "STAR WARS:The Best of PC" box set with the intent of playing KotOR only to find that my computer can't run it for some asinine reason. I'd be mad that I wasted money on it but Battlefront is too fucking fun to stay mad at.

KOTOR has the best ending well worth playing through just for the amazing plot twist

Always sodomize yourself with a light saber.

Oh my god, did you see the "tribes" he belongs to.

Consciousness and Sexuality, Eye Gazing, Jedi order, KING KONG, Mysteries and Magick, New England Fire Drums, New England Freaks for Fun, NLP & Hypnosis, Northeast tribal, Southern New England Drum Circles, Tofu and Coffee, Uncasual Sex, Western MA Pagans, WildFire, World Tree


the "Uncasual Sex" is the best.
"Sick of people who fuck and walk off, no questions asked or wanted? Gods forbid, does sex actually have some sort of spiritual meaning for you, or moral significance? Do you feel there are deeper dimensions to intimacy which must be honored? "


yes. you are not having sex by choice. they are all over you, but the way of the jedi is to hold back.

somebody should make a sith troll.destroy the jedi.

yellow sabers are for pussies

i'd definately let him use the force to jerk me off

manowar rules

Pish posh.

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