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returntothepit >> discuss >> Happy Birthday America by the_reverend on Jul 4,2007 8:38am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 4,2007 8:38am
FUCK YEAH! YA FAT BITCH!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 4,2007 10:09am
you are all terrorists.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 4,2007 10:31am
Youre a tofu terrorist.
Happy 4th.

America. Fuck yeah.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 4,2007 10:46am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 4,2007 11:31am
America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 4,2007 1:24pm
My fireworks are being rained out tonight and I'm not at a BBQ. This is a shitty fourth.

Is the post office open today, anyone know?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 4,2007 1:29pm
I can't wait for this day to be over. I hope I die in my sleep.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 4,2007 1:49pm
I am linking about 1500 red devils together as we speak, and intend to blow something very much up.

They close of the bridge down here, and light off the fireworks right off the fucker....I can see it from here, I dont havta go anywhere. pretty cool.
Oh and niggers.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 4,2007 1:54pm
carina and I are celebrting my love for amaerica with mexican food and laying in the park. I've tried to tell her that it's not an official 4th with out her giving me a BJ in the park, but she ain't buying it thus far. wish me luc!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 4,2007 1:56pm
You dont need luck, you stud.....but good luck anyhoo.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 4,2007 2:26pm
not enough wishes of luck.. it didn't happen. we just watched kites get stuck in trees instead. not really a far trade.



toggletoggle post by Burly_Jenkins at Jul 4,2007 2:33pm
if she has 2 frunteeh it aint no fun anyhow



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 4,2007 4:16pm
the_reverend said:
not enough wishes of luck.. it didn't happen.


We were all making sacrifices to Wotan for you to fail. Sorry...




toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Jul 4,2007 4:39pm
Wotan? Odinn is so much cooler, my version could beat your version in a fight

ensue religious was lasting hundreds of years



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jul 4,2007 4:42pm
My 4th of July would be so much better if my cousin (RttP's very own AmericanInfidel) who is in ar Ramadi, Iraq was here. Best of luck to him and all his brothers in arms - Cheers!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 4,2007 4:55pm
I laughed at some sailors.
I consider our days similar in that regards



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jul 4,2007 5:02pm
People sign up to different services for different reasons. Likewise, they refuse to re-enlist or they re-enlist for different reasons. Not everyone armed and on the front lines is a Bush-Cheny-Pro-life-anti-fag-marriage-conservative-Republican who is alllllll a-fucking-bout being there killing people while knowing best friends/worrying about best friends being killed. Not to mention, worrying about making it home to their own families themselves.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jul 4,2007 5:04pm
If we were not a fortunate enough nation to have people who VOLUNTARILY sign up - for whatever reason that may be - to serve and fight, we would have a draft and at least a few of us RttPr's would have done at least 1 tour there.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jul 4,2007 5:06pm
P.S. - I blame the guy that sent us there, not the messengers who are sent to do the dirty deed no one wants to do.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Jul 4,2007 5:44pm
I am against the war, but I do support our white troops.



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jul 4,2007 6:00pm
Y_Ddraig_Goch said:
Wotan? Odinn is so much cooler, my version could beat your version in a fight

ensue religious was lasting hundreds of years


Wotan-Kraut
Woden- British
Odin- Scandinavian

They all mean the same fucking thing



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 4,2007 6:12pm
HTB: re: "Bush-Cheny-Pro-life-anti-fag-marriage-conservative-Republican" if you read hoser's post about it, if you don't go to church, you instead clean the bathroom.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jul 4,2007 6:28pm
I forgot to add, somewhere in the mix, "pro-Scooter-Libby-Pardoning..."



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jul 4,2007 6:30pm
the_reverend said:
HTB: re: "Bush-Cheny-Pro-life-anti-fag-marriage-conservative-Republican" if you read hoser's post about it, if you don't go to church, you instead clean the bathroom.


Freedom man, shit cost a buck-o-five.....an hour.

Someday, and I mean this...Someday, I will start loggin in.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 4,2007 10:48pm
today was awesome. i got paid to drink, play golf, drink, eat bbq, drink, blow up shit... and drink! yessssssssssss.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jul 4,2007 10:58pm
I'm dumb I could of been out right now but forgot my work schedule turns out I don't have work till 6 tomorrow.
and I was invited to go places tonight but I thought I had work early.
DAMN



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jul 4,2007 11:50pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books



This just sums it allll up.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jul 5,2007 12:28am
All this patriotism and such has inspired me to appreciate Captain America.





toggletoggle post by hung_to_bleed   at Jul 5,2007 4:18am
Zombie Captain America fuckin' rules.






toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 5,2007 6:04am
Zombie America is reality. Saddam Hussein attacked New York because he hates our freedom... democracy is best... McDonald's will solve the Taliban...



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile-nli at Jul 5,2007 7:18am
powerkok said:
They close of the bridge down here, and light off the fireworks right off the fucker....I can see it from here, I dont havta go anywhere. pretty cool.
Oh and niggers.


they light niggers off of the bridge?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 5,2007 7:43am
CNV said:
Y_Ddraig_Goch said:
Wotan? Odinn is so much cooler, my version could beat your version in a fight

ensue religious was lasting hundreds of years


Wotan-Kraut
Woden- British
Odin- Scandinavian

They all mean the same fucking thing


Yeah, but Wotan is the god of not getting blowjobs. Odin's all about the head.

DreamingInExile-nli said:
powerkok said:
They close of the bridge down here, and light off the fireworks right off the fucker....I can see it from here, I dont havta go anywhere. pretty cool.
Oh and niggers.


they light niggers off of the bridge?


Only in New Hampshire.




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