http://hookermedia.com

Business in the front, party in the rear!

bwwwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha, funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

THE WORST

THE BEST

timjohn said:

I wouldn't trust his opinion as far as I could throw him, I heard he takes fatty cock in the mouth....What a homo.

THE HAPPY MEDIUM

hungtableed said:


fuck you if it was raining soup you'd be out in it with a fork

NEVERFORGETLOL

don't ruin my thread you cunts.

My friend TJ cut his hair into a mullet the night before my wedding because he is a giant asshole like that. I hope you have similar malicious intentions.

Jesus christ...

fuckin'

hooker needs to get in a band, stat.

slow said:

This wins.

amazing. hooker is hilarious.

I saw this coming from the time he tore my clothes off in a fit of uncontrollable lust.

"Discoverin" Possibly the funniest thing ever.

I'm not sure which is sweeter: The brown leather jacket, or the short shorts.



Dude, nice balls.

delicious

wow

Hooker was sick and tired of having sex with women.

i was just tired of them not being men. who are black.

dude you gotta throw one of those on ratemymullet.com



You will however have to compete with him

This_Is_Heresy said:

that was my favorite too

your hair definitely grows fast so youll have to trim that thing like every day hah. I only say this from lookin at old RAOV pics, and this guy looks too much like me

HAHAHAHAHAH dude.

If that's an Opeth t-shirt, he probably inhales the mankok.

Conservationist said:

It's an Opera shirt.

homeboy's got him a Bogner cab.

bitchin'

you'd be sexier with a rack
(in the mail)

... just sayin
(dude, i didn't jew you out of five bucks, did i???)

I am still beside myself with how funny this is. You really got some balls choppin' what I'd consider one of the meanest mullets ever into your self.

man, that profile shot is fuckin' HOSS

this thread delivers, would read again, A+