First Tyler lost his wallet and his ID, so we thought he wouldn't be able to fly back home, so that was pretty funny... but then he was told he could if we vouched for him.

But today we learned that he only can go back on the plane if he gets a FULL BODY CAVITY SEARCH. YES!!!

Tyler: You guys should get me a hooker.
Eddie: I'll get you an airport security guard.

excellent

Tell him to hide some ridiculous shit up there. Like the cork from a wine bottle. If they give him any guff about it, he can just say he has a nervous sphincter.

full body cavity search. deep and hard.

I hope the guys works his way up to his fist by starting with his cock.

I just whipped Mike in face over and over in the face with my belt. Video coming soon!

You wanna see something cool......

Woops, posted in the wrong name, lemme log out.

- Mike

Update on this awesome trip, I have mono.

This rules!!!

The toilet was clogged so we just started pissing in the bathtub but then the bathroom started to smell so bad from the festering shit stuck in the toilet we just started pissing in the sink outside the bathroom.

It's all fixed now though.

We just got back home. I'm pretty sure Mike is dead.