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returntothepit >> discuss >> cheese heroin? what the fuck? by Yeti on Jun 12,2007 10:35am
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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 12,2007 10:35am
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/12/cheese.heroin/index.html

kids are so retarded now. if they were told cum would get you high, there would be a surge in cum snorting.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 12,2007 10:40am
thats how emo kids get high... snorting cum through crazy straws.



toggletoggle post by tomxnli at Jun 12,2007 10:46am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 12,2007 10:52am
... starring - Michael Yay, Adam William Adams and Peggy Egg?


hahaha i refuse to believe people actually had those names.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 12,2007 9:22pm

that looks like sawdust.
why would anyone even try heroin now?



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jun 12,2007 9:31pm
I love how they talk of how bad it will be if it spreads yet they are advertising it for it by having that article.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Jun 13,2007 3:14am
Looks like Parmesan cheese.



toggletoggle post by Metal Mega-Stud at Jun 13,2007 7:41am
Eh, who can really be surprised. Here's an encounter I recently had with a DARE table outside a CVS. True story, too.

DARE Cunt: Can I speak to you for a moment?

Handsome Me: No thanks, I don't agree with exposing kids to private adult behavior.

DARE Cunt: We're trying to keep kids away from drugs!

Dashing Me: How? Statistically, your little program has turned more kids ON to recreational drugs than all the pushers, rap stars, and Cheech and Chong movies combined. It's been a dismal failure, a waste of millions of taxpayer dollars, and has met the chopping block in over 20 states.

DARE Cunt: But this is the "new" DARE program we're trying!

Goddam Sexy-Assed Me: What's new about it? Are you just cutting through the bullshit and buying Junior's weed for him?

DARE Cunt: Thank you, have a good day.

As I walked away, I couldn't help but ponder the fact that I had just purchased a pack of cigarettes... a recreational drug which is deadly, highly addictive, causes immediate and long-term effects on non-users, and is completely legal. Amazing.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 13,2007 8:52am
haha i enjoy wearing my DARE shirt whilst taking massive bong rips.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 13,2007 9:22am
Metal Mega-Stud said:
Eh, who can really be surprised. Here's an encounter I recently had with a DARE table outside a CVS. True story, too.

DARE Cunt: Can I speak to you for a moment?

Handsome Me: No thanks, I don't agree with exposing kids to private adult behavior.

DARE Cunt: We're trying to keep kids away from drugs!

Dashing Me: How? Statistically, your little program has turned more kids ON to recreational drugs than all the pushers, rap stars, and Cheech and Chong movies combined. It's been a dismal failure, a waste of millions of taxpayer dollars, and has met the chopping block in over 20 states.

DARE Cunt: But this is the "new" DARE program we're trying!

Goddam Sexy-Assed Me: What's new about it? Are you just cutting through the bullshit and buying Junior's weed for him?

DARE Cunt: Thank you, have a good day.

As I walked away, I couldn't help but ponder the fact that I had just purchased a pack of cigarettes... a recreational drug which is deadly, highly addictive, causes immediate and long-term effects on non-users, and is completely legal. Amazing.


Haha -- I like how you were handsome, dashing AND goddamned sexy all within one conversation.



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