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returntothepit >> discuss >> I saw this guy on TV that looked exactly like Rich Horror by xmikex on May 29,2007 9:00am
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 29,2007 9:00am
I'm trying to find a picture of him. His name is Carl Abuhl. He's the only prisoner in the history of the Spring Creek Correctional Center in Alaska to ever murder his cellmate. It was on MSNBC Lockup: Alaska. This guy went into detail about the whole thing like it was nothing. His cellmate apparently was in jail for one thing, but had also killed his mother and gotten away with it. While the guy was bragging about it, Abuhl flipped out, tore up a bed sheet, strangled the guy with it and said "Go say hi to Mommy." After he choked the guy to death he stomped his head in, crushed his skull completely, and later on started microwaving parts of his body.

And he looked JUST like Rich Horror.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2007 1:59pm
that WAS rich horror!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 29,2007 2:01pm
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Carl+Abuhl&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
~~~
hahaha check out the last photo on the right hand side of a page!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2007 2:03pm
sonny and cher morphed into rich horror?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2007 2:04pm
I've got me babe.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 29,2007 2:20pm
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16271118/

if it's the guy in the video box..i would have to disagree...if it's the video ad for low mortgage rates with 2 black girls dancing..then..maybe...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2007 2:22pm
xmikex is in obsessive love with me.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 29,2007 2:23pm
I just read about why this guy was in jail in the first place.

Apparently he went over to his friends house and found his girlfriend doing drugs with his friend. Abuhl had a problem with his girlfriend doing drugs with anyone but him. So he caved the guy's head in with a baseball bat and then put his cat in the microwave.

The cat lived.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2007 2:27pm
that guy is aaaall about the microwave.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 29,2007 2:28pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:
that guy is aaaall about the microwave.


He's part of the Overcooked Bandits



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2007 2:30pm
xmikex said:
MarkFuckingRichards said:
that guy is aaaall about the microwave.


He's part of the Overcooked Bandits


or he's rebelling against the elusive dead in a fridge crew, and starting the dead in a microwave craze



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 29,2007 2:34pm
DEAD IN A FRIDGE
*rimshot*



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 29,2007 2:36pm
dead in a fridge sounds like the next deathcore super-sensation. you've created a monster.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 29,2007 2:50pm
This thread is officially awesome.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 29,2007 2:53pm
why the HELL can't I find a picture of this guy!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 29,2007 2:55pm edited May 29,2007 2:56pm
Your subconscious mind made this whole thing up, just like how last year I imagined that Rich Horror's penis was living inside my refrigerator.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2007 3:00pm
I wish I had it so good.



toggletoggle post by demondave at May 30,2007 12:05am

I saw that article on TV a while ago. i know what you are talking about. It's not the guy with the beard that everyone is linking to ....



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 30,2007 8:14am
that guy with the beard is a fucking mess too.

"Well I didn't exactly rip his eye out. Technical difficulties... gave it the old college try though."



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 30,2007 8:25am
wow..i'm everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwheeeeeeeeee i can feel the power



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 30,2007 8:37am
succubus said:
wow..i'm everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwheeeeeeeeee i can feel the power


hey, carina is huffing gas.... cool.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at May 30,2007 6:07pm
xmikex said:
succubus said:
wow..i'm everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwheeeeeeeeee i can feel the power


hey, carina is huffing gas.... cool.


HAHAHAHAHA!!!




toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 30,2007 7:00pm
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!! He DID NOT "stomp the guy's head in" after he killed him. You don't know what you are talking about. You don't KNOW Carl and you don't know why he did what he did! I DO! I have known him for 15 years, and the ONE photo of him that WAS on the net, I just deleted. That interview EXCERPT was an hour and a half interview with him...they just took the worst and showed it to the world. That is NOT who he is and his killing in Ketchikan had NOTHING to do with his ex-girlfriend and her drug use. It was something completely different. You know nothing. Nothing at all. Uh yeah....I lived with him....I KNOW HIM better than anyone.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 30,2007 7:08pm
anonymous said:
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!! He DID NOT "stomp the guy's head in" after he killed him. You don't know what you are talking about. You don't KNOW Carl and you don't know why he did what he did! I DO! I have known him for 15 years, and the ONE photo of him that WAS on the net, I just deleted. That interview EXCERPT was an hour and a half interview with him...they just took the worst and showed it to the world. That is NOT who he is and his killing in Ketchikan had NOTHING to do with his ex-girlfriend and her drug use. It was something completely different. You know nothing. Nothing at all. Uh yeah....I lived with him....I KNOW HIM better than anyone.


It sounds like you're a giant faggot, faggot.



toggletoggle post by abuhlsbabe at May 30,2007 7:16pm
That was a mature response.....Der duh der



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 31,2007 8:20am
anonymous said:
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!! He DID NOT "stomp the guy's head in" after he killed him. You don't know what you are talking about. You don't KNOW Carl and you don't know why he did what he did! I DO! I have known him for 15 years, and the ONE photo of him that WAS on the net, I just deleted. That interview EXCERPT was an hour and a half interview with him...they just took the worst and showed it to the world. That is NOT who he is and his killing in Ketchikan had NOTHING to do with his ex-girlfriend and her drug use. It was something completely different. You know nothing. Nothing at all. Uh yeah....I lived with him....I KNOW HIM better than anyone.


HAHA, WHAT THE FUCK??? That was the last thing I was expecting.

Yeah, I'm sorry that I got my facts wrong. I did a stupid thing and based it off things that I heard verbatum come out of his mouth, and things that I read word for word in published police logs, and online newspaper articles. If you'd like me to believe a different story then please write a book about it, and give me a copy. All I'm trying to say is that this guy looks like someone I know. Shutup, and go away.



toggletoggle post by Debbie at Sep 12,2007 4:28pm
I'd love him for my boyfriend. He's perfect



toggletoggle post by Debbie at Sep 12,2007 4:29pm
I've watched this show 3 times.. just to look at Carl.. if only he wasn't in a maximum prison.. I'd be his girl



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 12,2007 5:50pm
Debbie said:
I've watched this show 3 times.. just to look at Carl.. if only he wasn't in a maximum prison.. I'd be his girl


You should date Rich Horror. He looks just like him AND is capable of identical atrocities.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 12,2007 5:53pm
Mike Shea is a true blue friend.



toggletoggle post by Debbie at Oct 4,2007 3:11pm
Well, thanks for the tip but I want the real thing. I found my Carl Abuhl.. and we just started getting to know each another. It totally stinks that he's in jail forever. I wonder if he will ever be released..... I'll be waiting. ouch.. he is my kind of man.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 4,2007 3:31pm
Rich will beat you. The choice here is obvious. Give Carl the boot.



toggletoggle post by wah wah at Oct 4,2007 3:56pm
anonymous said:
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!! He DID NOT "stomp the guy's head in" after he killed him. You don't know what you are talking about. You don't KNOW Carl and you don't know why he did what he did! I DO! I have known him for 15 years, and the ONE photo of him that WAS on the net, I just deleted. That interview EXCERPT was an hour and a half interview with him...they just took the worst and showed it to the world. That is NOT who he is and his killing in Ketchikan had NOTHING to do with his ex-girlfriend and her drug use. It was something completely different. You know nothing. Nothing at all. Uh yeah....I lived with him....I KNOW HIM better than anyone.


well can you explain why he microwaved a cat?



toggletoggle post by Debbie at Oct 5,2007 3:25pm
Does anyone know if Carl Abuhl will ever get out of prison or not? He was sentenced to 60 years.. Is he going to go up for parole in 20 or so years?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 5,2007 3:29pm
who gives a fuck about this asshole? hopefully he chokes to death on a ham sandwich.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 5,2007 3:30pm
Debbie said:
Does anyone know if Carl Abuhl will ever get out of prison or not? He was sentenced to 60 years.. Is he going to go up for parole in 20 or so years?


This isn't the Law & Order board. I have no idea when anyone gets out of prison.



toggletoggle post by abuhlsbabe at Oct 12,2007 4:04am
Technically, he did not get 60 years; he was sentenced to a total of 70 years, 10 suspended and is not eligible for parole until 2042. He still has a case pending that has yet to go to trial. That case will feasibly net him another 99 years. You can wait for him, but his heart belongs to another. But don't take my word for it, ask him. He is never going to be released from prison in his lifetime and it would be foolish to think otherwise.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Oct 12,2007 5:53am
.... what the fuck



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 12,2007 8:24am
oh for Christ's sake. This was a thread about how he looks like Rich Horror. Not about who gets to marry Charles Manson. GO AWAY!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 12,2007 9:22am
Yeti said:
who gives a fuck about this asshole? hopefully he chokes to death on a ham sandwich.


hahahaha



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Oct 12,2007 1:42pm
wah wah said:
anonymous said:
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!! He DID NOT "stomp the guy's head in" after he killed him. You don't know what you are talking about. You don't KNOW Carl and you don't know why he did what he did! I DO! I have known him for 15 years, and the ONE photo of him that WAS on the net, I just deleted. That interview EXCERPT was an hour and a half interview with him...they just took the worst and showed it to the world. That is NOT who he is and his killing in Ketchikan had NOTHING to do with his ex-girlfriend and her drug use. It was something completely different. You know nothing. Nothing at all. Uh yeah....I lived with him....I KNOW HIM better than anyone.


well can you explain why he microwaved a cat?


cause it was funny?



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Oct 12,2007 1:50pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 12,2007 3:17pm
hahahahaha holy shit, the resemblance is uncanny.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 12,2007 3:24pm
I still haven't seen a picture of this guy. I do totally look like Batboy, though. Aaron showed me the picture where I am Batboy from some O'Briens show. I wish I was dead.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Oct 12,2007 3:33pm
I was trying to find that pic of you as BatBoy for a show but I failed. I wish I was dead.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 12,2007 3:52pm



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Oct 12,2007 4:23pm
Right on.



toggletoggle post by Debbie at Oct 19,2007 6:58pm
Well, I hope someday he gets out of jail.

And.... I hear his heart belongs to another. That is great. I'm very happy that he is in LOVE... love is great.

Debbie



toggletoggle post by Debbie at Oct 19,2007 10:43pm
Hey.......... Abuhl's babe. thanks for the tip............
And.. I'm assuming you are the Alaska Gypsy. That's cool that
you guys have something going on........... He seems like a great guy
and I wish you guys the best........



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 19,2007 10:49pm
Fucktards...good lord



toggletoggle post by abuhlsbabe at Oct 20,2007 1:44am
Yes Debbie, that is me. Carl has told me about you. He and I have been soulmates for almost 15 years. He asked me to marry him again yesterday. We are together forever...regardless of where these sentences take him. I loved him before this nonsense, and I will love him long after it is forgotten. As I said before, don't take my word for it...ask him directly. He is absolutely mine...always has been, always will be. Thank you for your well wishes. ~Alaskan Gypsy~



toggletoggle post by Debbie at Oct 20,2007 9:41am
No need to ask.. I'm sure you are telling the truth. But. I want to clear up something. I am not a groupie or fan. I seen the show and knew I had to know him - he didn't seem to me to belong where he is. He is intellegent and I agree with the way he thinks. I'm happy I wrote to him. And.... that he wrote back. I am happy to have learned more about him.. and wow is he talented... he sent me a card he created.

I am happy for the both of you. Love is grand. I am in a horror marriage. I wrote a little about that to him. But.... anyway. I'll leave him be........ I've learned a lot about him......... and he has YOU. thank god. Good luck. And.. go visit him.............



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at Oct 20,2007 7:17pm
I didn't know it was possible for a thread to get this sappy, weird, and terrifying all at the same time.



toggletoggle post by jewbacca at Oct 20,2007 7:50pm
faggots! what the fuck is going on here! get a room and fuck yourselves to death!



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Oct 21,2007 3:17am
jewbacca said:
faggots! what the fuck is going on here! get a room and fuck yourselves to death!


isn't that what we're already doing?



toggletoggle post by Debbie at Oct 26,2007 12:45pm
Lighten up GUYS!!! She's just wants me to know her man loves her.

Jealous??????????????

You ain't feeling the love or something? Jewbacca?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 26,2007 1:20pm
Rich, you want my advice?

You should totally nail this Debbie broad.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 26,2007 2:12pm
I'm on it.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 26,2007 4:21pm
Cut up her face and send me the photos.



toggletoggle post by Nickluz at Oct 26,2007 5:53pm
I have a friend - well that's a lie, but anyway, I have this kid in my class who looks like Rich Horror. I laugh every time he walks in. I mumble "Rich Horror." and the kid gives me a really dirty look.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 26,2007 9:04pm
drop this thread. it is getting beyond sick



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 26,2007 9:33pm
anonymous said:
drop this thread. it is getting beyond sick


I'd like to turn you inside out and jizz on your kidneys.



toggletoggle post by Jewbacca at Oct 26,2007 10:26pm
Debbie, i'm feeling the love in my pants and it's moving a little



toggletoggle post by Debbie at Oct 27,2007 9:18am
what school do you go to? Nickluz?



toggletoggle post by alaskan gypsy at Oct 29,2007 2:40pm
The more I get to know Carl.. the more I think I'll arm wrestle YOU for him............. Winner takes Carl and his heart.

Debbie



toggletoggle post by debbie at Oct 29,2007 2:41pm
To: Alaskan Gypsy aka: abuhl's former babe

The more I get to know Carl.. the more I think I'll arm wrestle YOU for him............. Winner takes Carl and his heart.

Debbie



toggletoggle post by debbie at Oct 29,2007 2:42pm
The more I get to know Carl.. the more I think I'll arm wrestle YOU for him............. Winner takes Carl and his heart.

Debbie



toggletoggle post by debbie at Oct 29,2007 3:34pm
Don't you just love being silly on this thing................ drives the guys crazy.

But.. I'm not joking about the armwrestling thing.............. winner take all........... Heart, head, the whole darn man...............................

What would you say is Carl's best attribute????? You've known him for 15 years. I've got my own idea. but.. would love to know yours...............



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 29,2007 4:22pm



toggletoggle post by Looking4aFriend at Mar 1,2008 4:39pm
blank Does anyone know how to write to Carl in Prison? I think he is fascinating! I would like to write to him to see how his personality really is. I know they just showed the bad on TV. I like the respect he has for women. There are a lot of men who dont have a clue on how to treat women. I would just like to write to him and talk to him a little. I know he has a girlfriend. I'm just looking for someone to get to know as a friend. Nothing more!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 1,2008 5:07pm
he's a fucking idiot and anyone wanting to contact him is a fucking idiot.
do us a favor, take a $50, break it into 10's and hang it out of your back pockets and walk through Detroit after 10pm. hopefully, you will never be seen or heard from again.
what the fuck is wrong with people.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 1,2008 8:13pm
Looking4aFriend said[orig][quote]
blank Does anyone know how to write to Carl in Prison?


What happened? Are you tired of writing to Santa, or has he just never killed anyone?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 1,2008 8:22pm
I want to sword fight with Carl in the shower.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 1,2008 8:35pm
xmikex: if you believe the law and think santa didn't kill anyone just keep drinking the koolaid bro.

the fucking retarded part of this thread is the # of emails I've gotten about it. look people, he's a faggoty ole smoker who killed people and now will never walk free. all he wants now is fo his boy toy to get him in the shower with a lead pipe once a day. eos.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 1,2008 9:38pm
hahaha, what kind of emails do you get? POST!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 1,2008 9:41pm
I would have to search, but they basically say that they are carl's real gf, there are millions of women stalking him, but he's hers, and that if I post the email, I would be sued. oddly, I've gotten this from multiple people.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 1,2008 9:44pm
post it!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 1,2008 9:47pm
Post it! Don't be a pussy.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 1,2008 10:41pm
um.. im out at a show. not sitting at home utting my fingers in my butt and sniffing them. sorry.
the emals have basically said what I just said.



toggletoggle post by abuhlsnewgirl at Mar 2,2008 11:43pm
Spring Creek Correctional Center
Atten: Carl Abuhl
Mile 5 Nash Road
P.O. Box 5001
Seward, Alaska 99664



toggletoggle post by abuhlsnewgirl at Mar 2,2008 11:46pm
He likes "new" books.. He'll give you a list of authors. And. he loves puzzle books... mind twisters...... ONLY SOFT COVER PLEASE. Remember to always put your return address or he won't get it. And.... Do not use Labels...or perfume or anything like that...........

He's a great guy........... been through a lot in his life time. Have him tell you about his childhood........

You can also send him money in a money order form... upto $100.00. He appreciates that too.

Good luck..........Make a new friend.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 3,2008 12:23am
abuhlsnewgirl said[orig][quote]
He likes "new" books.. He'll give you a list of authors. And. he loves puzzle books... mind twisters...... ONLY SOFT COVER PLEASE. Remember to always put your return address or he won't get it. And.... Do not use Labels...or perfume or anything like that...........

He's a great guy........... been through a lot in his life time. Have him tell you about his childhood........

You can also send him money in a money order form... upto $100.00. He appreciates that too.

Good luck..........Make a new friend.


I'm going to write him, and tell him his girlfriend is the laughing stock of the internet.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 3,2008 12:57am
this reminds me of the requests I get from the jail where they use collect calls.



toggletoggle post by straydog at May 5,2008 12:47am
Does Carl have internet access? May be ridiculous, just asking.



toggletoggle post by i knew him he was allways a crazy bastard lol bu... think before typing ... at May 5,2008 7:14pm
i knew him back in ketchikan



toggletoggle post by i knew him he was allways a crazy bastard lol bu... idiot ... at May 5,2008 7:15pm
he was a crazy bastard he had long hair"a mullet"normally wore a ballcap a denim jacket and the shaded type prescription glasses..i allways thought hed kill somebody!!tripped out when i saw him on tv



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at May 5,2008 7:58pm
another great Rttp thread.



toggletoggle post by hellwithabuhl at May 25,2008 4:29pm
What about the hot bitch with the glasses and rage issues who liked to throw feces and urine on people? That's my kind of man!



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at May 25,2008 5:15pm



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at May 25,2008 5:38pm
while not looking exactly like Mr. Horror. there's alot of similarities.



toggletoggle post by Mister Kok at May 25,2008 8:28pm
I want to be the first to send him a lifetime supply of LOL.
Does he have paypal? maybe a debit card? No? Hmmm....what to do....



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 25,2008 8:29pm
Woah, that's weird.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 26,2008 4:00pm
GO SAY HI TO MOMMY.



toggletoggle post by joe bro at Jun 4,2008 11:28pm
blank blanki think carl abuhl is a good man. all the haters need to step off. sure he killed people. but if you ask me....he got rid of 2 clowns. i hope the corr officers dont kill him. dude seems all right... just deals with things the way they should be dealt with. "society" does not allow what he did to be tolerated. abuhl is a normal guy...but he deals w things the way men really want to.....but are not willing to pay the price.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 4,2008 11:37pm
joe%20bro said[orig][quote]
blank blanki think carl abuhl is a good man. all the haters need to step off.


haters? I certainly don't hate the guy, and I don't know anybody who does. I don't even know this guy.

By haters you must mean the State of Alaska, the district attorney's office, and the victims' families.

Get ta steppin.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 4,2008 11:40pm
Carl Abuhl killed my father - and raped my mother!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2008 12:10am
remember the episode when rich horror found out he was jewish? yeah, they never really came to a conclusion and after 22 minutes just ended and never mentioned it again.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 5,2008 12:34am
I banged a jew in Georgia.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 6,2008 3:05am



toggletoggle post by joe bro at Jun 8,2008 8:00pm
nope you get ta steppin trick. abuhl killed people ...but the people he killed were garbage. so i give the man credit for what he did.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jun 8,2008 8:04pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
this reminds me of the requests I get from the jail where they use collect calls.
I've gotten those! there's a prison right near WHUS. those are so classic, I cracked up the first time I got one.

"You have a collect call from: PLAYZOMBIERITUALBYDEATH!! Will you accept the charges?"

for what its worth, I play the requests when I can.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 9,2008 8:20am
joe%20bro said[orig][quote]
nope you get ta steppin trick. abuhl killed people ...but the people he killed were garbage. so i give the man credit for what he did.


This is why a part of me wishes I never started this thread in the first place. Because of the ocean of stupidity that it let in. I'm now tossing insults back and forth to an illiterate asshole in 1990's slang.

And the one and only point I've tried to make in this entire thread (regardless of how many people "argue" with me on other imaginary debate points) the one goddamn point I'm trying to make is that he looks like Rich.

HE LOOKS LIKE RICH



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at Jun 9,2008 12:08pm
WHY YOU GOTS TA BE HATIN'?



toggletoggle post by chillywillywongaface at Jun 9,2008 12:10pm
Rich Horror look like dad of some here. Maybe touch you quiet parts when child.



toggletoggle post by Abuhl'sfan at Jul 11,2008 7:06pm
YA he killed people, but they were garbage... oh well.. love his views on women tho.. go see mommy hahaha hes awesome....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 11,2008 7:21pm
im a fan of rich and his xtian band. abuhl is garbage. I hope at the close of the mayan calendar, he starves to death in his cell.



toggletoggle post by this guys still alive??? at Jul 12,2008 12:12am
it's funny how the guy said that he respects women and kids YET apparently, there's people and i've heard it from more than one person that said he had raped two women before he killed that guy. so how can you respect that nutjob?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 12,2008 12:27am
hm.. I hadn't thought of that side of the coin. maybe this guy is so gcooool!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 12,2008 12:29am
I heard he jerks off to woman's day magazine.



toggletoggle post by caren at Aug 7,2008 11:58am
this is the funniest shit i have read in a long time. you guys rule. lol



toggletoggle post by LiverLilly at Aug 11,2008 7:17pm
Who is Rich Horor?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 11,2008 7:55pm
how did i miss this gem of a thread?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 1,2008 10:50pm
FUCK YOU ALL. I love CARL ABULH! Love Stevie



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 1,2008 11:49pm
EPIC THREAD IS EPIC



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 2,2008 8:06am
MOAR



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 2,2008 8:16am
apparently carl likes to tongue stevie's dick hole.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 2,2008 8:48am
LiverLilly said[orig][quote]
Who is Rich Horor?


He's the star of Rich Horror Saves Christmas, Rich Horror Goes to Camp, and Rich Horror Scared Stupid.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 2,2008 2:33pm
fuck you! Im a chick.. 907-254 5426 you got a problem call me.. HATERS.. He was dad!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 2,2008 2:34pm
my dad i mean



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 2,2008 2:37pm
EFF U BUSTA! 617-867-5309! HE WAS MY DAD.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 2,2008 2:38pm
p.s. ask for Jenny.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 2,2008 5:43pm
you guys devote your life to smashing on other, take a fucking look in the mirrior. You all have no right. None of you are god. And ya I will be calling Jenny.Fuck you guys,.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 2,2008 5:44pm
Dumb thast a fake number. Have balls leave your real number. Get a life



toggletoggle post by Stevie Hyke at Oct 2,2008 5:48pm
Fuck you all. I love Carl.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 2,2008 5:49pm
Noooobody knooooows... thetroubleiseeeeeeen



toggletoggle post by Stevie Hyke at Oct 2,2008 5:49pm
Hey who are you? How did you know Carl?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 2,2008 6:06pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 3,2008 12:21am
Am I the only one who's ever heard of Tommy Tutone?

bennyhillifier

PEOPLE POSTING IN DEFENSE OF CARL ABHUL: NO ONE HERE HAS SAID ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY DEROGATORY (THAT MEANS "BAD") ABOUT THIS GUY. I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THIS GUY. IF YOU CAN POINT OUT SOMETHING BAD I'VE SAID ABOUT HIM THEN YOU CAN HAVE MY REAL PHONE NUMBER AND I'LL RECOGNIZE YOU AS AN INTELLIGENT HUMAN BEING. OTHERWISE GO AWAY.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 3,2008 12:24am
anonymous said[orig][quote]
you guys devote your life to smashing on other, take a fucking look in the mirrior. You all have no right. None of you are god. And ya I will be calling Jenny.Fuck you guys,.


What's a mirrior? If I can stop "smashing on other" long enough to look up what a "mirrior" is then I will. No promises though.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Oct 3,2008 1:11am edited Oct 3,2008 1:12am
anonymous said[orig][quote]
my dad i mean

dad?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 28,2008 6:29pm
call me 212-660-2245 I'll tell you what's up!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 28,2008 6:54pm
Gee, I hope no one rick rolls that guy.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 28,2008 7:04pm
This guy REALLY looks like me--




toggletoggle post by The_Masked_Man  at Oct 28,2008 7:17pm
lol'd hard



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 28,2008 7:28pm
That guy's girlfriend/not girlfriend/family/internet randoms are gonna be pissed when they found out you said that.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 28,2008 7:29pm
Good thing I have my trusty lazercat.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 28,2008 7:30pm
where do i get a cat gun?



toggletoggle post by iain at Dec 7,2008 2:46am
LOL, person who started this thread is miles off the pace! Carl was talking about 2 killingd, then mongboy who started the thread mixes the 2 killing up!
quote---he put his parts in the microwave??
jeez, didnt realise microwaves were available at spring creek iso dept!
Carl ABuhl killed a friend on the outside. His friend injected heroin into his girlfriend. Carl found her out cold. he went crazy and beat the guy for 3 days. the cat started eating him, so he nuked the cat. the cats tail and ears got amputated. the cat escaped from the microwave.
2nd killing was in prison. he killed his cellmate who was in for killing his mum. he was bragging about doing a shorter term. Carl acts like an avenging angel and kills his cellmate. He chokes on him for 5 minutes after a struggle, he stuffs things down his throat. then for as long as possible he tried to cover up the killing by claiming his cellmate was sleeping. a few hours later, the CO clicked and found his cellmate dead. this was the 1 killing at spring creek CF. there has been another one since then.



toggletoggle post by wtf at Jan 10,2009 3:13am
KETCHIKAN
Carl Abuhl was found guilty by a jury of murder in the second degree, after they rejected a defense
of heat of passion. Abuhl was visiting a friend, and they got into an argument over the friend
sharing drugs with Abuhl's girlfriend. Abuhl, it seems, was jealous and wanted to do everything
with his girlfriend including sharing drugs with her. His friend was on a bed and had a bat next to
him. He raised the bat to threaten Abuhl with it, and Abuhl took it away from him. He hit his friend
in the head with the bat and knocked him out. He sat on the bed talking to his friend about how his
friend had harmed him and then beat his friend's head in with the bat and killed him. He then put
his friend's cat in the microwave and turned it on. The cat was able to get out, and Abuhl stomped
on the cat, thinking he had killed it. The cat lived, although it suffered burns on his body requiring
amputation of the ears and tail. Before trial, Abuhl pled guilty to cruelty to animals for his attack of
the cat.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 10,2009 3:22am
iain said[orig][quote]
LOL, person who started this thread is miles off the pace! Carl was talking about 2 killingd, then mongboy who started the thread mixes the 2 killing up!
quote---he put his parts in the microwave??
jeez, didnt realise microwaves were available at spring creek iso dept!
Carl ABuhl killed a friend on the outside. His friend injected heroin into his girlfriend. Carl found her out cold. he went crazy and beat the guy for 3 days. the cat started eating him, so he nuked the cat. the cats tail and ears got amputated. the cat escaped from the microwave.
2nd killing was in prison. he killed his cellmate who was in for killing his mum. he was bragging about doing a shorter term. Carl acts like an avenging angel and kills his cellmate. He chokes on him for 5 minutes after a struggle, he stuffs things down his throat. then for as long as possible he tried to cover up the killing by claiming his cellmate was sleeping. a few hours later, the CO clicked and found his cellmate dead. this was the 1 killing at spring creek CF. there has been another one since then.


Thank you internet fact checker.



toggletoggle post by yeahman at Feb 3,2009 8:42pm
carl seems cool. crazy that someone can be in prison for so long for killing scum. the whole justice system is wrong in the free world. some dick head stole my car...thats who should be getting the 70 yr sentence lol



toggletoggle post by Jenny Syphilis at Feb 3,2009 11:29pm

RICH HORROR MAKES MY FILET 'O' FISH WET!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 3,2009 11:35pm
I'm Lovin' It



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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 5,2009 8:53am
iain said[orig][quote]
LOL, person who started this thread is miles off the pace!


Nope, I'm dead on. He LOOKS LIKE RICH. Make with some dick shots or GTFO.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 5,2009 9:44am
Jenny%20Syphilis said[orig][quote]

RICH HORROR MAKES MY FILET 'O' FISH WET!


She needs to wash her sink.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 5,2009 9:50am
Oh Look! Sink residue.



toggletoggle post by wendy abuhl at Apr 17,2010 5:54pm
Just thought you might like to know that Carl is now engaged to me.... Wendy-ann Abuhl, and has been since November 14th 2009, so sorry all you groupie wannabees looks like you lost out in the end!



toggletoggle post by wendy abuhl at Apr 17,2010 5:57pm
sorry girls he's ALL MINE!



toggletoggle post by wendy abuhl at Apr 17,2010 6:09pm
Hi Stevie, my name's Wendy-Ann,and I'm in a relationship with your Dad at the moment.Weve been engaged since November 2009. Dont take all this shit from his HATERS and GROUPIE WANNABEES too seriously cos they're not worth it.We know your Dad's a good man so let them get on with it! If you want a chat get in touch, it would be nice to hear from you x.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 19,2011 4:37am
i love carlabhul love him



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 19,2011 11:33am

bennyhillifier

the truth comes out at last. he looks like Rich. confesses to a murder. Confesses to cruelty to animals. Confesses to ANOTHER murder. And once gain confesses to looking like Rich.

Congrats to anyone with emotional attachments to this guy. Enjoy smuggling him cigarettes for the next hundred years.



toggletoggle post by calliegator at Mar 19,2011 7:59pm
I see Im outta the loop. I just caught the MSNBC episode with Carl. I have to say, as a former inmate myself, I find this man instering. I want to know him just to know him. Not lookin for a romance (been married for 13yr myself) I just felt the HAD to know em. THAT and I want some of his art. AMAZING!!!!



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toggletoggle post by kayne at Jul 3,2011 1:29am
this fucking guy is a joke. looks like he has tourette's syndrome when he talks. fat bastard.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jul 3,2011 1:36am
Well durrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!



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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 3,2011 1:01pm
BWAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 3,2011 1:02pm
calliegator said[orig][quote]
I see Im outta the loop. I just caught the MSNBC episode with Carl. I have to say, as a former inmate myself, I find this man instering. I want to know him just to know him. Not lookin for a romance (been married for 13yr myself) I just felt the HAD to know em. THAT and I want some of his art. AMAZING!!!!


Nobody cares.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 3,2011 2:14pm
This video is obviously real. The girl clearly got hit by a car and it's 100% not fake. Morans.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 3,2011 4:18pm
If Rampant Decay ever wanted to make a video of Rich in a prison jumpsuit remaking this episode of Lockup I would shoot and edit it for free.



toggletoggle post by Melissa at Oct 29,2011 12:19am
Just had to say this thread is BAD ASS! I just saw the end of the msnbc show about him and decided to Google this guy, ran into this thread and I gotta say its fucking awesome! GOOD SHIT TO XMIKEX for starting this. I bet u didn't expect it to go this far! Kudos .



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 29,2011 11:19am
IT WILL END IN PURE ABUHL



toggletoggle post by Anonymous at Jun 29,2013 5:16am
So can you still write this guy at the address above? I would so pay for one of his drawings!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 30,2013 9:21am
rich needs to be vindicated through google images.



toggletoggle post by The truth at Mar 4,2016 12:02am
Carl Abuhl for president



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