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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Reverend is sleeping by succubus on Dec 6,2003 9:12pm
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The Reverend is sleeping - usless poll
1leave him alone and let him sleep
2take photos of him sleeping
3take "blackmail" photos of him while sleeping (but risk waking him up)
4probe his butt (then i KNOW i'll wake him up
5put his hand in water so he thinks he peed himself
6put whipping cream on his hand so if he goes to itch his face he gets smeared
no vote


toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2003 9:12pm
What should I do?
every night he falls asleep earlier and earlier..

am i wearing him out?


What should i do to him?

muahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2003 9:12pm
i think he fell asleep at 8:30

whoah



toggletoggle post by thornnvine  at Dec 6,2003 9:13pm
give'm the SHOCKER!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2003 9:15pm
hahahahaha


of course i voted to leave him alone and let him sleep

heh



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 6,2003 9:33pm
Draw on his face!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2003 9:34pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
Draw on his face!



damn!!! I like that one

he loves annoying me by drawing and writing dirty things on my feet, ears and even boobs...

heh




toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 6,2003 9:42pm
pull a full metal jacket. find a way to strap him down, and just beat his ass with a bar of soap wrapped in a towel. or just jump on him or something lol



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2003 9:45pm
hahahaha

he's a lot BIGGER and STRONGER than me

so no

heh



toggletoggle post by George   at Dec 6,2003 9:45pm
i think you should take photos of you probing his butt. so we get a before, during, and after.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2003 9:52pm
lol i think no matter what i do i risk waking him and then he'll attack me...

which may be fun...but i dunno

he'll get me back ten fold i'm sure....


what if i make a sign and hang it over his head....?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 6,2003 9:56pm
I voted for probe his butt but I'd say play with his junk instead, he'll wake up with a smile haha.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 6,2003 10:03pm
DeOdiumMortis said:
I voted for probe his butt but I'd say play with his junk instead, he'll wake up with a smile haha.




no pictures of that please



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 6,2003 10:05pm
Yeah, I don't care if it was my idea, I don't need to see it either.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 6,2003 10:06pm
I'm sure if Joe were here right now he'd request that you force-feed him meat.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2003 10:06pm edited Dec 6,2003 10:06pm
a lot of views but not a lot of votes

heh

all right i took a photo..and dammit he ALMOST woke up

he can be such a light sleeper :(

i snapped 1 shot and it was quick..i dunno how it came out yet though...


and no photos of what kalopsia and DOM?



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 6,2003 10:21pm
post the picture, but we'll have no shots of his schlong



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2003 10:26pm



close up:



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 6,2003 10:29pm
Hahahah, thanks for leaving the laptop cover up. We all know he's got his wang hanging out of his shorts, the dirty little bastard.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2003 11:42pm edited Dec 6,2003 11:42pm
yeah so NOW people voted for leave him alone..AFTER i posted the photos..

well i did leave him alone, i didn't touch him at all

and i let him sleep

even though when i'm sleeping he does things to wake me...well leaving him alone is tied with the butt probe selection...so i guess i did the right thing...combined those two



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 6,2003 11:49pm
worst thread ever.
I had some stupid dream about rosanne.
and the worst parts is I work up and SHE WAS WATCHING ROSANNE!



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 7,2003 12:46am
you're going out with succubus, and you're having wet dreams about rosanne? now that's just creepy



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 7,2003 12:51am
no, creepy is waking up with rosanne on.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 7,2003 12:56am
oh and since I'm awake...
stop voting cause I'm not sleeping anymore.
though, since the vote was "probe butt" I'm going to probe carina's butt before, after, and while she is sleeping.

wait.. is it still called the shocker if someone let's you do it?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 7,2003 12:56am
Creepy is anything involving Rosanne.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 7,2003 12:58am
i was worknig on my site, not paying attention to what was on...anyhow the rev "forgets" he rolled over, opened his eyes, turned to the tv and then tlaked to me and went back to sleep...so that must have stuck...hence his dream

it's funny that people are still voting hahaha
oh and i did not wake him up!

i voted leave him alone and i did ..

well technically



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 7,2003 12:58am
it was really just darlene that was in the dream
but still..
it was darlene circa rosanne show, not that-movie-where-she-kissed-a-girl



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 7,2003 1:07am
hahahahaha

i'm so jealous


oh and the vote was to probe YOU not the other way around..

that's why i'm feeding you drinks



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 7,2003 1:53am
aww crap...guess who's playing a video game and got his second wind :(



hint: not me



guess who's getting REALLY sleepy?

hint: me


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i hope i don't wake up to embaressing photos on here



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 7,2003 1:58am
or a dick wedge in an uncomforatble place.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 7,2003 2:43am
I just got to vote again and I don't know why, same computer, havn't login out/in since first vote, rebooted once... weird.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 21,2004 10:23pm
hahahaha
i had to bump this
because someone has been falling asleep on me



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 21,2004 10:29pm
probe him



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jul 21,2004 10:48pm
hahaha yes, i just voted probe him



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 21,2004 10:51pm
tongue probe him.



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace  at Jul 21,2004 10:52pm
paint his nails and toenails bright colors



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 21,2004 11:32pm
wow more ideas...i guess next time he falls asleep i'll take more pics



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 21,2004 11:41pm
big black strap on



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 21,2004 11:41pm
and no lube



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Jul 21,2004 11:43pm
8 months later, and hes still sleeping, jeez....who does that



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jul 22,2004 1:05am
rip van winkle. duh.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jul 22,2004 1:08am
hahahahahah Rev Van Winkle



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jul 22,2004 5:57am
buy the "big black dong" and take pictures of him cuddling it like a teddy bear



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