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returntothepit >> discuss >> I think it would be funny if... by the_reverend on May 24,2007 1:30pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2007 1:30pm
finish that statement.

I would finish it with:
"if I saw a dude with a fake mustache over a real mustache walking down the street in a suit"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 24,2007 1:32pm
if more women were killed.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 24,2007 1:32pm
"I died."



toggletoggle post by JDDomination   at May 24,2007 1:42pm
...someone would say something funny on this forum.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 24,2007 1:42pm
...the holocaust happened again, though this time with an upbeat soundtrack running in the background.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 24,2007 1:46pm
... tom petty sang for cannibal corpse.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 24,2007 1:58pm
if every death/black/grind/hardcore/thrash band didn't rip each other off



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2007 2:21pm
if sacreligion's next album was called "dead again... maybe"



toggletoggle post by Raycm at May 24,2007 2:52pm
if there was such a thing as Gangsta Blue Grass



toggletoggle post by TheAccursedDrummer  at May 24,2007 2:55pm
we all pitched in and bought George W. a lifetime's supply of pretzels.



toggletoggle post by Raycm at May 24,2007 2:59pm
if Michael Bolton redid someone elses music and they killed him



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 24,2007 3:05pm
the_reverend said:
if sacreligion's next album was called "dead again... maybe"


haha...it'd be better if it was "world coming up"



toggletoggle post by Raycm at May 24,2007 3:08pm
if Bic starting making cars



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 24,2007 3:10pm
....Jessica Rabbit was real so i could fuck her.



toggletoggle post by Raycm at May 24,2007 3:49pm
if this site had a " Featured Alcoholic Of The Week " section



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at May 24,2007 7:31pm
women were allowed to vote



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 24,2007 7:55pm
Raycm said:
if there was such a thing as Gangsta Blue Grass


i've been thinking of odd pairings of music lately...i think it would be funny if there was death metal tapdancing, or maybe mosh-tapdancing. think of the possibilities!



toggletoggle post by yummy at May 24,2007 8:44pm
if I banged a chick so ugly I'd have to pit a bag over my head and cut holes for eyes but still turned it around.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at May 24,2007 9:37pm edited May 24,2007 9:39pm
I took a shit on my bosses desk in the morning.



toggletoggle post by demondave at May 24,2007 10:08pm

Nunslaughter played at my wedding




toggletoggle post by the_revealer at May 25,2007 12:05am
Somebody threw real blood on a fake fur.

Screw PETA.



toggletoggle post by OCR  at May 25,2007 12:14am
everyone on this message board died of AIDS



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at May 25,2007 1:30am
All morons on earth died.



toggletoggle post by Raycm at May 25,2007 11:08am
Mark I want to help make the video......I'll get some early footy of the old black and white Shirlie Temple movies and cut in and out with a Death Metal Band......Hell Yeah!



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 25,2007 11:13am
if Dominatus stopped asking for shows.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 25,2007 11:16am
NIGGER said:
All morons on earth died.


Would you like to start the process?



toggletoggle post by TheFilthyFrenchman at May 25,2007 12:41pm
King Diamond were a softball pitcher



toggletoggle post by Raycm at May 25,2007 12:43pm
you really did go blind.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 25,2007 12:53pm
Gilbert Gottfried was a baseball announcer



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 25,2007 1:56pm
you DNBiC.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at May 25,2007 5:08pm
......people actually posted about music once in a while,Instead of politics and Sports.



toggletoggle post by lbpvd at May 25,2007 5:26pm
Pres. Bush grew a second head on his shoulder.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at May 25,2007 5:47pm
metalheads starting worshipping Devin Townsend and we had an influx of skullets.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 25,2007 5:53pm
Dwellingsickness said:
......people actually posted about music once in a while,Instead of politics and Sports.


If you actually had any knowledge of sports or politics instead of whining when people start threads about them.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at May 25,2007 5:55pm
Roger Clemens tore his rotator cuff and the Yankees continued their pathetic slide toward irrelevance.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at May 25,2007 6:11pm
Lamp said:
Dwellingsickness said:
......people actually posted about music once in a while,Instead of politics and Sports.


If you actually had any knowledge of sports or politics instead of whining when people start threads about them.


Sorry I don't whine about anything....We are on a MUSIC site. Rev don't go out and take pics of ball games and elections,does he?. I am very knowledgeable about both Sports and Politics, I just don't come to RTTP to discuss them. My political views or my like or dislike of a sports team, has nothing to do with music.



PS - This was a finish the sentence thread,Congrats on trying to start something.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 25,2007 6:13pm
Raycm said:
Mark I want to help make the video......I'll get some early footy of the old black and white Shirlie Temple movies and cut in and out with a Death Metal Band......Hell Yeah!


now THAT is a plan. i'm sure there is a way to sync up blast beats to accurate tapdance motions.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 25,2007 6:19pm edited May 25,2007 6:20pm
...if the above comments resulted in broot4l internetz violence



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 25,2007 6:22pm
Dwellingsickness said:
We are on a MUSIC site.


So why does that mean we only have to talk about music? Isn't it only natural to want to talk about other things and get to know the people we're sharing this space with?



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at May 25,2007 6:24pm
nah



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