My drummer would like to plow you. PM username MikeGiallo for more details.

I'd plow most of them. But that doesn't say much because I'll fuck anything with a hole as long as it isn't of the male persuasion.

Tits, a hole, a heartbeat (heartbeat optional)

Blowsies

Beejs and heejs. plz thx

haha this is a great personal ad for your drummer.
maybe you should post this on one of those whore train groups.

This thread is pure class.

truer would be "ATTN: Scene boys"

rich will give you blow jorbs

scene girls should be cast into the gorge of eternal peril.

isn't that the whole point of this thread?
what's worse that the leaky, seeping, burning fluids that would be dripping from their gapping holes?

ATTN Scene Girls

Get in the van, and say your prayers.

I'm switching my major from History to Photography that way I can devote the rest of my life to taking pictures of scenegirls and calling them "models". Also, I'll fuck them.

Mike has learned much from Suicide Girls and Supercult.

i love slimy cunt whores that do anything to be seen i mean scene. what a waste of life.

It's pretty good.

i don't know if i could fuck a scene girl...that usually means they fucked some faggoty emo kid

Not if you fuck like a 15 year old scene virgin.

You have to rail them to re-inject them with heterosexuality.

yeah but that's jailtime

FuckIsMySignature said:

I'm so making that into a song title for my side project.

reminds me of this juggalo kid that used to hang out with the sac crew like 3 years ago. he was like 22 or 23 at the time and had all these 14-15 year old girls over every weekend that were all about him because he was in some crappy juggalo ripoff band.

so after a huge blowout with him and he gets kicked out of the apartment which he was sharing with yeti and FIMS, we're all helping clear his shit out. his mattress was covered in blood stains.

hoo bloody rah to that, indeed.

not really though. that's kinda fucked up.

hahaha, so many cherries must've been busted on that mattress. Good for him.

sacreligion said:

What you don't fuck girls to the point where they bleed?

i don't know if you'd say that if you knew this guy

it really is fucked up

sacreligion said:

23 year old fucking 15 year olds. Regardless of how many cherries have been busted that's still pretty sick.

He creates magical evenings for a living.

Sick as in wrong, not sick as in awesome.

My impression of Rich Horror having sex with any girl who cares about Bridge 9:

hahahaha

The name on the truck makes that bit.

RichHorror said:

haha because it sounds totally made up.

xmikex said:

it actually kinda sounds like a possible rich horror side project

I lauhed because at first I thought it said WASTED.

Somebody start posting pictures now.

RichHorror said:

ha, i thought that too.

love me some hot scene girls, as well as hot girls of any other variety