Damn 6:30 in the morning. Nice.

good for him

yeah man, morning sex is the shit. i hate when they're all like "but i haven't even brushed my teeth yet"
so what? just spread your legs and shut up for a sec k thnx.

sex after just waking up is when you catch them at their most vulnerable. there is something inherently sexy about a chic moaning in your face with morning breath.

i rinse my mouth then u dont notice morning breath

I'm definitely a morning sex0r. It's a great way to start the day.

WhyamIandasshole nli said:

Lucky!

that's why morning wood was invented.

brian_dc said:

Me too, if by that you mean wake up and masturbate... then cry with disgust at yourself and pray for death to take you.

"Surrender Dorothy"

CHEER HIM/HER ON!

I think it's so good in the morning because your body is so relaxed so it feels ten times better.Every nerve seems more receptive Especially if you were having good dreams then it's just an excellent way to start the day. but yeah hopefully the person you're with knows enough not to try to kiss you that early.. or takes steps to prevent it and do it doggy style.

I would rather do it at night or be able to take a shower after in the morning. Puts you right to sleep. Otherwise, if feels like you are leaking cum for the rest of the morning. And if you take time to hump before work, then you don't have time to take a shower.

anyhow.
Boys Want Sex In The Morning
Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
When I'm not my best
Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Tearing at my breast
Boys want
Someone who's winsome
Someone to pin
Someone to undertake
Boys want
Someone to fall on
Someone to crawl on
Someone half awake

Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Covers at my knees
Boys want
Rotten conditions
Passive positions
I am a trapeze
Boys want
Someone who's sleepy
Someone who's keeping
Nothing in too deep
Boys want
Somebody first hand
Someone to burst
And then go back to sleep

There is nothing I like better
Than a jostle now and then
With the hands under the sweater
And the back that starts to bend
But before my eyes are open
I don't want to have to hide
From a simpleton still poking
With a thimbleful of pride

Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Soiling the sheets
Boys want
Sex while I'm yawning
Suddenly spawning
When I'm half asleep
Boys want
Someone unconscious
Somebody not just
Waiting for a thrill
Boys want
Sex with surprises
Sex with sunrises
Someone on the pill

There is nothing like a lover
Who can satisfy your needs
And the joy when you discover
Just how often he succeeds
But before my eyes can focus
I don't need him to surprise
By descending like a locust
On a field of sleeping thighs

Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
When I'm still not fresh
Boys want
Something that strikes them
Someone who likes them
Fondling their flesh
Boys want
Someone to take and
Someone to break and
Comment on their size
Boys want
Someone to prod and
Someone who'll nod
And then just close her eyes

the_reverend said:

yeah, but then it just reminds you of the fact that you got laid that morning.

the_reverend said:

Sex that goes from night till morning is cool.
morning breath is no big deal. Sometimes.

Eating a girl out before work is funny, especially if you have a beard/goatee. Because the juices dry and you forget about them but the next thing you know it looks like you ate pizza crust.

hahaha

Wait that doesn't sound right.

RichHorror said:

hahaha.. i'm gonna be paying attention to every guy with a beard now.
" yup you got some juice still"

That happened to me a lot when I was a janitor at the Y. Not a proud moment.

I can't take sex in the shower. I would pass out.

I think it's funnier doing stuff before heading to a show and then shaking rich horror's hand.

maybe make the shower not scalding hot?

Like when you give me a handie before a show?

Sexing in the shower is ok except for the rubberflesh.

brian_dc said:

no i can see what he is talking about. i've almost passed out from having sex in the shower, i dont know why that is, but it never happens anywhere but the shower. and i hate scalding showers.

Yeti said:

The moisture that builds up in the air makes it harder to breathe. It makes vigorous fucking a tad difficult because you can't keep up a proper breathing pettern

... or something.

RichHorror said:

The Y?


I see.

I was young and needed the money.

This thread runs the gamut from sexy to revolting.

And morning breath is fucking gross. Keep breath mints by the bed you savages.

Are my parts the revolting ones?

RichHorror said:

Holy bad out of context.

lol.

Granny_Monster said:

aaaaaah, elementary my dear Watson.

RichHorror said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

morning sex does pwn

just keep the door/curtain open and open a window.. ventilation makes it more comfortable..

Rubberflesh makes me not into shower sex.

I don't like sharing my shower.

RichHorror said:

It's kind of a bitch, too. You gotta like...brace yourself without ripping the curtain down...and if someone's taller than someone else...forget it.

I am taller than everyone I bang, and everyone I ever will bang.

RichHorror said:

pam said:

This has always been, and will most likely always be, a problem for me.

At least you're small enough to be lifted up...but again, not ripping down the curtain there is an issue.

I'm too tall for shower sex. If I try to nail a girl standing up I end up looking like a greyhound trying to take a shit.

luckily the woman and I arent too far from each other in terms of height...i have maybe 3 or 4 inches on here...shit matches up quite nicely

hooker nibbling penis said:

HAHAHAHA...oh the mental image...

I have a shower stall.

Hah! So my guy and myself usually shower together but I had to be up before him so I got up, showered and then he walked into the shower..I tried attacking him and he kept saying "but I smell and yer all clean..." .. Lol ... I enjoy beginning my day with a bang, it does put u in a good mood

I just resort to the pick her up and jackhammer her on the wang move. unless she's a fatty. In which case i'm probably too hammered to get a boner.

succubus said:

I wish I was fucking dead after reading that.

Ummm why???

Ps I love doing it standing up

no one wants to picture aaron hammering away with his mini pony tail swinging in the breeze. i think rich might just have.

Excactly, Matthew Hooker. EXACTLY.

I just got an unsxy txty in reference to that post.

Hahahahaha
I recently cut his pony tail too..I think he wanted it even shorter..ahh well

Aaron finally wants to look like a man. What a proud day this is.

if looking like a man means looking like rich, I'm out.

and carina, last time a "hug" was called attaching someone, it was 1950. sorry that it didn't want your sholders smelling like dirty armpit all day.

I don't look like a man, I look like a awesome.

i wish there were photos of me and rich's embrace

Oh, the buttons. How they flew.

anonymous said:

i think i went to high school with that girl i'm not sure though.

I love pissing on my girls feet in the shower when shes not expecting it

phil... we have something in comon.

See this is why I shower alone...

RichHorror said:


aw fuck yeah!

That's another reason why I didn't wake up aaron for our morning shower...though I've peed on him too..lol...

why don't old people have sex in the morning?

have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?!?!

nothing beats waking up to a blowjob, unless it's rich horror trying to pull a fast one. i wish i never stayed at the Y.

Never had a problem with shower sex. No passing out. I can see the height differenxce being an issue. I'm like 5'9/5'10, but my luck has it for me falling for smaller girls. But then again, I kinda dig it when you can pick em up easier and be inventive.

Morning sex rules. The breath could be an issue, but like Pam said, mints on the nightstand solve that. Plus, when you're doing it doggy, sideways or her riding you, the breath becomes a non issue for the most part. Great way to start the day, weekends in particular.

BornSoVile said:

This man knows.

Wait, Mark raised the bar.

A Wake up via Blow Job RULES

Dankill said:

ESPECIALLY when you can go right back to bed afterwards, haha.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

That was the most magical summer of your life.

that shit wasn't magic, that was skraight up RAPE son!

It was magic because now you see your donger, now you don't.

bye bye d0ng3rz ELL OH ELL

another great reason for morning sex, odds are it's gonna be the best boner you have all day

RichHorror said:

floss my teeth with that shit!

I never got morning wood. When I worked at 3 in the morning I would go to work, then come home and I would get "after work wood" for some reason though.

anonymous said:

Now that is priceless

hooker nibbling penis said:

ha. I am too tall for shower sex. i have to bend and contort, its pretty weird. maybe thats why i almost pass out, the blood flow is cut from various places so i can contort them.

and then your legs kill

hooker nibbling penis said:

haha... i try to avoid looking behind to see the akwardness of that position.. if i look i laugh and that's a sure fire way to end the session immediately

This thread has taught me that Carina is a dirty, dirty, girl.

no way. levity makes the situation hotter.

If you can't stay in a position too long you could always say something like..." Why does your sister have bigger nipples" so that she tightens up and you get off faster.

Too tall my ass.
Pick her up, put her to the wall and destroy.

Shower sex is always cooler in my head. Then we try it and she has to be on her tippy toes and I have to do a horse stance. It ends up just being a pain in the ass.

There at it again. I hate getting up early.