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returntothepit >> discuss >> Happy Birthday theaccursedvokillist and Beorht-Dana by pam on Mar 22,2007 9:31am
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toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 22,2007 9:31am
You guys are getting old.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Mar 22,2007 9:33am
Happy Birthday, duders!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 22,2007 9:59am
happy berfday



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Mar 22,2007 10:10am



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Mar 22,2007 10:15am
yes, and of course Grubbs/H-MOP.

and everything else.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 22,2007 11:39am
i wished them all a happy birthday on myspace around 1am.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Mar 22,2007 12:12pm
happy bday doods.
Good to see Im not the only old bag around these metal parts.



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at Mar 22,2007 12:49pm
I feel old. Where's my centrum silver?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 22,2007 12:58pm
Beorht-Dana said:
I feel old. Where's my centrum silver?


shut up, you're 4 years younger than me!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 22,2007 12:59pm
Aegathis said:


castledoomerown thinks this guy's father is a "sexy grey hair man."



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 22,2007 1:02pm
Hook them up, Ken. They would make a very handsome couple.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 22,2007 1:45pm edited Mar 22,2007 2:41pm
TTOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG FUCK YOU
ITS AN MP3 YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCK BLOCKS



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 22,2007 1:57pm
Happy Birthday, Dana! I hope your birthday party is as fun as mine was. Just don't in the kitchen sink this time.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 22,2007 2:07pm
oh, he will!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 22,2007 2:24pm
Aegathis said:


update:

grubs just called me from work and told me a creepy gay guy came into the store and gave him his phone number. i told him he should get a birthday bang out of it and he almost threw up.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 22,2007 2:24pm
He vomited with sexual arousal.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 22,2007 2:25pm
i told him he must look like a fag if the gay guy was hitting on him.



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Mar 22,2007 2:30pm
ha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 22,2007 2:30pm
dreadkill said:
i told him he must look like a fag if the gay guy was hitting on him.


It's true, he does.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 22,2007 2:44pm
!



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Mar 22,2007 2:47pm
Its also my gf's birthday



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 22,2007 2:48pm
sxealex said:
TTOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG FUCK YOU
ITS AN MP3 YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCK BLOCKS


ha...hilarious



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at Mar 22,2007 2:52pm
sxealex said:
TTOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG FUCK YOU
ITS AN MP3 YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCK BLOCKS


Ha, that was was musical genius right there.



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at Mar 22,2007 2:53pm
Samantha said:
Happy Birthday, Dana! I hope your birthday party is as fun as mine was. Just don't in the kitchen sink this time.


I feel bad for the poor bastard that had to clean that up.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Mar 22,2007 3:10pm
Happy Bday Jon!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 22,2007 3:12pm
happy happy birthday.....dana.




toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 23,2007 3:31am
Beorht-Dana said:
Samantha said:
Happy Birthday, Dana! I hope your birthday party is as fun as mine was. Just don't in the kitchen sink this time.


I feel bad for the poor bastard that had to clean that up.


Ha ha! I'm sure it wasn't as bad as cleaning urine off the couch from the guy who peed his pants. I'm glad that party didn't happen at my house.

A couple of years ago, I had a birthday party at my old apartment. Someone puked in the living room and proceeded to run to the bathroom while still puking. There was a 30 foot long trail of puke leading from the living room to the bathroom. It looked like some kind of stir fry, made up of bile, beer, Jack Daniels, and green peppers.

I had left for a few minutes to give someone a ride there, and the puke incident happened while I was gone. I came home to the huge trail of puke and my friend, who was covered in vomit from head to toe, running out the front door. There was puke stuck in his hair. The entire front of his body was covered in vomit. He ripped his shirt off, threw it on the ground, started walking down the street shirtless in really cold weather, and then passed out on a street corner two blocks from my house. Someone found him half an hour later and dragged him home.

I love Worcester sometimes.



toggletoggle post by theaccursedvokillist  at Mar 23,2007 7:26am
Thanks guys, Pam got me an IPOD shuffle and it must have shrank in the wash, this thing is fucking tiny! haha



toggletoggle post by Reverend_Cziska at Mar 23,2007 8:34am
All of you die! Where the hell were my birthday well wishes? You refuse to celebrate the birthday of your savior. You will pay. All of you. FEAR MY WRATH!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 23,2007 9:04am
happy belated bd



toggletoggle post by Reverend_Cziska at Mar 23,2007 9:12am
Why thank you. Bless your heart.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 23,2007 11:35am
theaccursedvokillist said:
Thanks guys, Pam got me an IPOD shuffle and it must have shrank in the wash, this thing is fucking tiny! haha


Did she get you a sloppy carlson as well?



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