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New site? Maybe some day.
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You guys are getting old. |
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yes, and of course Grubbs/H-MOP.
and everything else. |
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i wished them all a happy birthday on myspace around 1am. |
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happy bday doods.
Good to see Im not the only old bag around these metal parts. |
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I feel old. Where's my centrum silver? |
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Beorht-Dana said: I feel old. Where's my centrum silver? |
shut up, you're 4 years younger than me! |
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Aegathis said:
castledoomerown thinks this guy's father is a "sexy grey hair man." |
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Hook them up, Ken. They would make a very handsome couple. |
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Happy Birthday, Dana! I hope your birthday party is as fun as mine was. Just don't in the kitchen sink this time. |
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Aegathis said:
update:
grubs just called me from work and told me a creepy gay guy came into the store and gave him his phone number. i told him he should get a birthday bang out of it and he almost threw up. |
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He vomited with sexual arousal. |
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i told him he must look like a fag if the gay guy was hitting on him. |
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dreadkill said: i told him he must look like a fag if the gay guy was hitting on him. |
It's true, he does. |
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Its also my gf's birthday |
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sxealex said:
ha...hilarious |
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sxealex said:
Ha, that was was musical genius right there. |
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Samantha said: Happy Birthday, Dana! I hope your birthday party is as fun as mine was. Just don't in the kitchen sink this time. |
I feel bad for the poor bastard that had to clean that up. |
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happy happy birthday.....dana.
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Beorht-Dana said: Samantha said:Happy Birthday, Dana! I hope your birthday party is as fun as mine was. Just don't in the kitchen sink this time. |
I feel bad for the poor bastard that had to clean that up. |
Ha ha! I'm sure it wasn't as bad as cleaning urine off the couch from the guy who peed his pants. I'm glad that party didn't happen at my house.
A couple of years ago, I had a birthday party at my old apartment. Someone puked in the living room and proceeded to run to the bathroom while still puking. There was a 30 foot long trail of puke leading from the living room to the bathroom. It looked like some kind of stir fry, made up of bile, beer, Jack Daniels, and green peppers.
I had left for a few minutes to give someone a ride there, and the puke incident happened while I was gone. I came home to the huge trail of puke and my friend, who was covered in vomit from head to toe, running out the front door. There was puke stuck in his hair. The entire front of his body was covered in vomit. He ripped his shirt off, threw it on the ground, started walking down the street shirtless in really cold weather, and then passed out on a street corner two blocks from my house. Someone found him half an hour later and dragged him home.
I love Worcester sometimes. |
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Thanks guys, Pam got me an IPOD shuffle and it must have shrank in the wash, this thing is fucking tiny! haha |
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All of you die! Where the hell were my birthday well wishes? You refuse to celebrate the birthday of your savior. You will pay. All of you. FEAR MY WRATH!!! |
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Why thank you. Bless your heart. |
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theaccursedvokillist said: Thanks guys, Pam got me an IPOD shuffle and it must have shrank in the wash, this thing is fucking tiny! haha |
Did she get you a sloppy carlson as well? |
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