YEARGHHHH!

you must be at rich's rape house

my beard is sleeping. don't be rousting about.

It's time for me to stop being sober right about now.

So it must be done. Right now.

Giallo Grind (12:50:59 AM): RttP is only worth posting on when every decent person is asleep
Cowmaximus (12:51:19 AM): Exactly.
Cowmaximus (12:51:30 AM): Then it's rape o'clock.

Giallo Grind: I'M DRUNK OFF POWER!

Giallo Grind: POWERRRRRRRRR

awzie 3: what kind of slang is power for alcohol?

Giallo Grind: Power is slang for punching girls in the face
Cowmaximus (1:50:03 AM): HAHAHAHAHA
Giallo Grind (1:50:21 AM): That's how I do things
Giallo Grind (1:50:31 AM): BITCHES DON'T EVEN KNOW!
Giallo Grind (1:50:37 AM): THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW, RICH!
Cowmaximus (1:50:48 AM): They think they do.
Cowmaximus (1:50:51 AM): But you know what?
Cowmaximus (1:50:53 AM): Mike?
Cowmaximus (1:50:57 AM): They don't.
Giallo Grind (1:51:01 AM): Dude, yes.
Giallo Grind (1:51:02 AM): Thank you
Giallo Grind (1:51:08 AM): That's what I've been trying to say

Hahahahaha. YESAH!

I just said that.

RichHorror said:

extremely funny

I just edited.

Everybody on the planet other than me likes gay music. There, I said it.

Yeah, I love when kitties do that.

RichHorror said:


I almost just pissed myself because now I know what you're talking about.

hahaha it's pretty good.

RichHorror said:


THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

At Rape O'clock is the big hand on the little hand?

Mike_Giallo said:

HIYO!!

Tell the faggot on my tele to stop dancing and get his fucking dog.

you getting raped.

I DONT WANT NO SATISFACTION I JUST WANNA GET SOME ACTION

JUST GIMME SOME ACTION!

HAVE ANOTHER BEER WITH FEAR!

rape ape.

The best time of the day.

Alright, bitches. Who's next in line for the water?

I wish some sweet young thing would give me a whirling harold.

Giallo Grind (3:04:35 AM): When a girl talks with cum around her mouth after giving a blowjob is now known as Whistlin' Dixie
Cowmaximus (3:04:41 AM): hahahahahahahahaha
Cowmaximus (3:04:48 AM): You should use all these on that Emily girl
Cowmaximus (3:05:06 AM): Tell her to give you a sloppy carlson and you'll give her a madcap steven in return

When I travel out west for the gold rush I make Gold Mountain whistle dixie when I'm done mining that shaft.

Giallo Grind (3:18:01 AM): When a girl farts on your dick when you're trying to do anal is called a Buster Brown
Cowmaximus (3:18:28 AM): hahaha
Giallo Grind (3:18:43 AM): Because that happened the first time I tried anal, and I did not like it
Giallo Grind (3:18:48 AM): No sir, not one bit
Giallo Grind (3:18:56 AM): I do not appreciate buster browns
Giallo Grind (3:19:00 AM): DO NOT WANT!
Cowmaximus (3:19:06 AM): You sure it wasnt a queef?
Giallo Grind (3:19:12 AM): Positive
Cowmaximus (3:19:30 AM): You should have punched her in the back of the head until she was dead
Giallo Grind (3:19:34 AM): Hahahahaha
Cowmaximus (3:19:36 AM): Then she would learn not to do it again

BOOMTWAT

Cowmaximus (12:37:17 AM): It's is Journey:30
Giallo Grind (12:37:31 AM): I hate you
Cowmaximus (12:37:35 AM): hahahaha
Cowmaximus (12:37:43 AM): JUST A CITY BOY
Cowmaximus (12:37:51 AM): BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
Cowmaximus (12:38:02 AM): HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYYYYYWHEEEEEEEERRE
Giallo Grind (12:38:17 AM): stop it

odelay5k: you think thats bad
odelay5k: remember the time we went to the providence place mall and kiss was in line in front of us for taco bell at the food cour!
odelay5k: t
ExplodingMogwai: Hahahaha, was that real?
odelay5k: no i made that one up
odelay5k: hahah
ExplodingMogwai: Heh
ExplodingMogwai: Sounds like a true Family Guy joke
odelay5k: i thought of that in about a second
odelay5k: thats how easy it is
ExplodingMogwai: You think that's bad, you should have seen the neighbor's cat the time I gave it acid
ExplodingMogwai: You think that's bad, remember the time I had a stomach cramp in the zoo during feeding hours
odelay5k: well you think thats bad, remember the time i went on a date with hillary duff and i got pooped on by a seagull
ExplodingMogwai: Hahaha
ExplodingMogwai: You think that's bad, remember the time Charles Barkley gave me a ride to the Grand Canyon
odelay5k: hahahahaha
ExplodingMogwai: You think that's bad, you remember what happened when I saw the first Jason movie in the theater
odelay5k: you think thats bad remember the time i pissed of a race of ancient aztec warriors by stealing their masks!
ExplodingMogwai: You think that's bad, you remember the time they canceled the regular showing of JAG?
ExplodingMogwai: You think that's bad, you remember the time I went to the CCRI lounge and saw a retard drooling in front of the TV
odelay5k: ya think tahts bad! Remember the time i tried out to be an extra on the set of golden girls!
odelay5k: hahaah i think we get the idea
odelay5k: we've been laughing at humor that can be invented over an instant message, thought up in about a half a second

Giallo Grind: my eyes burn
Cowmaximus: ape
Giallo Grind: Ape
Giallo Grind: yes
Cowmaximus: YEAH
Giallo Grind: I LOVE APES!
Giallo Grind: APES ARE RAD AS BALLS!
Cowmaximus: You love the ladies
Giallo Grind: Lady apes
Cowmaximus: hahahaha
Cowmaximus: I don't

Giallo Grind (2:03:34 AM): I smell pussy
Cowmaximus (2:03:40 AM): WHERE
Giallo Grind (2:03:46 AM): My room, for some reason
Giallo Grind (2:03:50 AM): I smell Ania pussy
Giallo Grind (2:04:00 AM): You know how every pussy has it's own unique smell
Cowmaximus (2:04:04 AM): Yeah.
Cowmaximus (2:04:07 AM): Is it good?
Giallo Grind (2:04:08 AM): I smell hers right now
Giallo Grind (2:04:09 AM): Yeah
Giallo Grind (2:04:15 AM): She always kept good care of it
Cowmaximus (2:04:18 AM): Start fucking the air.
Cowmaximus (2:04:23 AM): Rail the shit out of that air.
Cowmaximus (2:04:30 AM): Make it beg for more cockfucking.
Giallo Grind (2:04:39 AM): Hahahaha
Giallo Grind (2:04:51 AM): It's only when I turn my head to the left
Cowmaximus (2:05:10 AM): Fuck the air over there.
Giallo Grind (2:05:14 AM): Hahaha
Giallo Grind (2:05:22 AM): This is gonna be the best night in a loooong time
Cowmaximus (2:05:27 AM): Rape the shit outta that fucking air, dude.

Ahh, the return of my favorite thread.

Mike_Giallo said:


I remember every conversation we've had in this thread, except this one. I must have been really trashed for it.

I remember after you called me to tell me you love apes but hate Journey. :(

Giallo Grind: Right before we did it we watched a GI Joe cartoon
Giallo Grind: And we were goin' at it and I go "Who's you're commander?" and she said "You are" and I said "No, say Cobra. Who's your commander?" and she sighs "Cobraaaa"
Cowmaximus: hahahahahaha
Cowmaximus: You are the most retarded person that's ever lived.
Giallo Grind: It rules
Cowmaximus: It really does.
Giallo Grind: Hahaha, so good
Giallo Grind: I'm gonna start calling my jizm venom
Cowmaximus: hahahaha
Giallo Grind: I shot my venom all over that chick's face
Cowmaximus: HAHAH
Cowmaximus: That's perfection.

Mike Giallo NLI said:

hahaha!

THE TIME IS NOW!

I've been fucked up almost all day.

i like to jack my cock

OH NO YOU DON'T!

i just dide

DOINT YOU PORESS EM MATE

upthetombstones: hi
Giallo Grind: hey
upthetombstones: yeah
Giallo Grind: yeah
upthetombstones signed off at 2:04:28 AM.

Cowmaximus (1:43:50 AM): 'You're welcome for warming that pussy up for you, faggot'

Mike_Giallo said:

hahahaha. this is how much we hate eachother

We still have psychotic conversations like this.