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returntothepit >> discuss >> 13 Winters - did someone strike a vain? by AParcak on Nov 25,2003 3:54pm
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toggletoggle post by AParcak at Nov 25,2003 3:54pm
I just wanted to get a feel for peoples attitudes about 13 Winters. I've seen a thread here that got a bit rough. Rusted Angel, I see what you think. What about anyone else?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 25,2003 3:55pm
Rusted Angel is an idiot, I never heard 13 winters but I know Rusted Angels is an idiot.





toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 25,2003 4:03pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Rusted Angel is an idiot, I never heard 13 winters but I know Rusted Angels is an idiot.




ok cocksucker.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 25,2003 4:27pm
zazooooooooooooooooooom



toggletoggle post by AParcak at Nov 25,2003 5:16pm
Check em out at 13winters.com. They have mp3s and videos and everything you need to get an idea.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Nov 25,2003 7:14pm
I saw them a few months ago. They're very dry. It's like a magician who has a bag of tricks-- you've seen a rabbit being pulled out of a hat, and the woman being sawed in half a thousand times. It's just like that. I've seen people spit blood.. lights.. fog.. etc. The frontwoman is stiff as a board, and has no charisma. The whole band seem more inclined to cultivate their image rather than play decent music. Although, I will say that there's nobody else like them locally. The scene in Portland is practically devoid of anything subversive. They are that.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 25,2003 8:07pm
Anon said:
I saw them a few months ago. They're very dry. It's like a magician who has a bag of tricks-- you've seen a rabbit being pulled out of a hat, and the woman being sawed in half a thousand times. It's just like that. I've seen people spit blood.. lights.. fog.. etc. The frontwoman is stiff as a board, and has no charisma. The whole band seem more inclined to cultivate their image rather than play decent music. Although, I will say that there's nobody else like them locally. The scene in Portland is practically devoid of anything subversive. They are that.


excellent summary, couldn't have been put better, well besides, they just suck. i also agree that they are inclined to cultivate an image of coal chamber shirts, hot topic pants, and mullets.




toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 25,2003 8:49pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Rusted Angel is an idiot, I never heard 13 winters but I know Rusted Angels is an idiot.




Joe.....I hope yer kidding. Rusted's a pretty cool dude, mang. He puts it in my butt.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Nov 25,2003 8:55pm
Yeah, my recommendation is to avoid. A lineup change and/or dropping some of the gimmicks wouldn't hurt them at all. I've looked at their site, and the way they hype themselves is borderline hilarious. Hey, you could shine a turd all you want, but it's still a turd.



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem at Nov 26,2003 1:41am
Anon said:
Yeah, my recommendation is to avoid. A lineup change and/or dropping some of the gimmicks wouldn't hurt them at all. I've looked at their site, and the way they hype themselves is borderline hilarious. Hey, you could shine a turd all you want, but it's still a turd.



it's more like fucking an ugly chick and regretting it afterwards



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Nov 26,2003 2:01am
strike a vain what? oh wait... do you mean "vein" ? well of course you did. and the 2003 Mr. Illiteracy award goes to... *drum roll* the creator of this thread! YIZZIPEE SKIZZIPEE!!!



toggletoggle post by AParcak at Nov 26,2003 9:33am
Fair enough.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 26,2003 9:53am
Anon said:
I saw them a few months ago. They're very dry. It's like a magician who has a bag of tricks-- you've seen a rabbit being pulled out of a hat, and the woman being sawed in half a thousand times. It's just like that. I've seen people spit blood.. lights.. fog.. etc. The frontwoman is stiff as a board, and has no charisma. The whole band seem more inclined to cultivate their image rather than play decent music. Although, I will say that there's nobody else like them locally. The scene in Portland is practically devoid of anything subversive. They are that.


what!? Portland has some great fucking bands, Conifer, Kurixis, Big Gay Alaska to name a few.

Conifer is one of the best bands the world has to offer.
http://www.dungeonmastersguide.com




toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 26,2003 9:59am
there is still no good metal in maine.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 26,2003 10:16am
RustedAngel said:
there is still no good metal in maine.


if you don't like conifer or kurixis then you are even more pathetic then I ever imagined possible.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 26,2003 10:17am edited Nov 26,2003 10:18am
you like red right hand so that makes you more pathetic.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 26,2003 10:18am
RustedAngel said:
you like red right hand so that makes you more pathetic.


red right hand? oh yeah, the band with a drummer and a bassist.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 26,2003 10:19am
no matter how good you are at an instrument, the music you write can still suck. i didn't see you at the G3 show.

with that in mind, why should i trust you that conifer and kruixis are good metal bands?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 26,2003 10:21am
RustedAngel said:
no matter how good you are at an instrument, the music you write can still suck. i didn't see you at the G3 show.

with that in mind, why should i trust you that conifer and kruixis are good metal bands?


Because I have an incredible taste in music.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 26,2003 10:22am
don't take my word for it, let the people decide.

there is a kurixis appreciation thread somewhere that was started by Aaron.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 26,2003 12:29pm
wow... RA's zing on joe was awesome...
and joe's zing back was awesome...

fact:
conifer is awesome but is not metal

what maine is lacking are venues.
makes venues and bands will come.
don't have venues and bands will not come and will just go to mass to play.



toggletoggle post by AParcak at Nov 26,2003 1:17pm
I'd have to agree Reverend. And the venues we have don't bring metal acts. I did get to see Anno Daemonicus a few years ago at the Better End. In my opinion, the best Maine metal act I've seen. I wish they played out more.



toggletoggle post by the non-metal Phantos at Nov 26,2003 2:17pm
hmmm...

AParcak... do I know you?



toggletoggle post by AParcak at Nov 26,2003 3:25pm
HEY! Are you the Phantos family from next door?

Maybe. You gotta give me more, my friend.



toggletoggle post by BronzeBronson  at Nov 26,2003 4:48pm
13 winters is from Maine? What part?



toggletoggle post by Phantos away on a foriegn laptop... at Nov 26,2003 5:08pm
AParcak said:
HEY! Are you the Phantos family from next door?

Maybe. You gotta give me more, my friend.

you just answered my question...




toggletoggle post by BronzeBronson  at Nov 26,2003 5:36pm
Have you started drinking yet Phantos?



toggletoggle post by AParcak at Nov 26,2003 5:37pm
I can't say that I follow. No matter.



toggletoggle post by Phantos in another state at Nov 26,2003 5:40pm
yes... I am on my 3rd Makers Mark...
how you holding up?



toggletoggle post by BronzeBronson  at Nov 26,2003 5:55pm
Just cracked open my first Harpoon.. and it tastes like I'm going to have about twenty of them!!!

I could use some maker's right now...



toggletoggle post by World Famous Phantos at Nov 26,2003 5:58pm
AParcak.. obviously we dont know each other...
BronzeBronson and Myself are world famous in Portland!

anyway... cheers!
(Makers #4 down the hatch!)



toggletoggle post by Anon at Nov 27,2003 10:47pm
Here's a funny quote from 13winters.com:

"The band is taking the day off to hang with the fam and get the serious munch on."

Where to start? If it's not bad enough to shorten family to "fam", they had to use the phrase, "munch on" Nu-metal geeks!

And the fact that they were having Thanksgiving dinner was worthy news to these people.

Somebody kick them in the nuts when you see them.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Nov 28,2003 6:37pm
the_reverend said:
wow... RA's zing on joe was awesome...
and joe's zing back was awesome...

fact:
conifer is awesome but is not metal

what maine is lacking are venues.
makes venues and bands will come.
don't have venues and bands will not come and will just go to mass to play.

i agree that there are no venues in maine or nh. thats why people should come see shroud of bereavement with mortician on the 12th and on the 19th with ascendancy spider gates raiding kubrick and awaiting destiny!
i dont know of too many clubs in nh. but i was hopeing that the bombshelter would thrive through the metal bands that play there.
im thinking of booking an all ages show there too. but if these shows dont draw than we wont get more shows there. i like that place alot,thats why we keep booking there. everyone should go to at least one of them.




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 29,2003 8:55pm
dyingmuse said:
the_reverend said:
wow... RA's zing on joe was awesome...
and joe's zing back was awesome...

fact:
conifer is awesome but is not metal

what maine is lacking are venues.
makes venues and bands will come.
don't have venues and bands will not come and will just go to mass to play.

i agree that there are no venues in maine or nh.



MAINE:
Genos
The Alehouse
Bubba's Sulky Lounge

there is 3 in portland that I know of
Genos is by far one of the best clubs ever
i don't know anything about NH though



toggletoggle post by phantos   at Nov 29,2003 9:44pm
contact me if you are interested in playing Portland...
all venues are 21+

and please dont suck. thnx.
www.dungeonmastersguide.com



toggletoggle post by Dunwich  at Nov 30,2003 2:15pm
Are the Alehouse and Bubba's willing to book more extreme metal? Kevorkian's Angels played at Bubba's a while back, right? From what I heard, the Space doesn't book much other than indie rock. There's got to be some abandoned factory space or warehouses or something around Portland that people can set up DIY shows at.



toggletoggle post by phantos   at Nov 30,2003 9:10pm edited Nov 30,2003 9:10pm
Dunwich said:
Are the Alehouse and Bubba's willing to book more extreme metal? Kevorkian's Angels played at Bubba's a while back, right? From what I heard, the Space doesn't book much other than indie rock. There's got to be some abandoned factory space or warehouses or something around Portland that people can set up DIY shows at.

email me Rob. Im working some stuff out.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 1,2003 8:16am
Dunwich said:
Are the Alehouse and Bubba's willing to book more extreme metal? Kevorkian's Angels played at Bubba's a while back, right? From what I heard, the Space doesn't book much other than indie rock. There's got to be some abandoned factory space or warehouses or something around Portland that people can set up DIY shows at.


kevorkian's angels played bubba's and are going to be playing the ale house, and they are about as extreme as you can get.



toggletoggle post by AParcak at Dec 1,2003 2:43pm
Okay, just wanted to be the first to defend 13 Winters. Anon, you should be ashamed of yourself. For God's sake people, pick up the album or listen to an MP3 or two. They could be the savior for Portland extreme music as we know it. And that girl is so fine.



toggletoggle post by University of Joe McNamara at Dec 1,2003 2:51pm
AParcak said:
Okay, just wanted to be the first to defend 13 Winters. Anon, you should be ashamed of yourself. For God's sake people, pick up the album or listen to an MP3 or two. They could be the savior for Portland extreme music as we know it. And that girl is so fine.


Jesus has already picked Kurixis to be that savior for extreme music in Maine.
Sorry 13 winters.




toggletoggle post by Dunwich  at Dec 1,2003 4:19pm
Last I knew anno daemonicus broke up.



toggletoggle post by lucifer_rising at Apr 19,2005 9:37am
It's unfortunate that good bands like Anno Daemonicus end up splitting up while schmucks like 13 Winters go on. They're like that itch in your crotch that won't go away.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 19,2005 9:52am
band sucks and they need to stop taking pictures of that fat bitch naked



toggletoggle post by jake at Apr 19,2005 9:57am
maker's mark is the drink of scholars and champions. good choice.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 29,2005 9:57am
lucifer_rising said:
It's unfortunate that good bands like Anno Daemonicus end up splitting up while schmucks like 13 Winters go on. They're like that itch in your crotch that won't go away.


And you would know about itchy crotches, hey keyin. Seriously, I have you on video scratching your crotch on stage five times during your only show. What's funny is you thought your guitar would actually hide it.
So how's your band doing kevin? going on five years and still you're using the same old recordings that have roy on them. And you lost yet another vocalist?!?! Listen, give up the new found satanist bullshit. If you think it'll make you all dark and mysterious, it won't. It only makes you look like an attention starved creep one would see on the national sex offender registry. And for christ's sake, stop trying to stick it to every broad you have on the mic. just because it works for roy doesn't mean it'll work for you.

Face it, what's realy bugging you is the fact that what you consider to be roy's worst failure has gone further than your greatest accomplishment.

Oh yeah, and one more thing. Anno is back together and guess who just played a show with them.



toggletoggle post by anon at Nov 3,2005 9:14am
What I glean from all of this, is that you kept a video of a guy scratching his nuts for 5 years. One question. Should I pop the popcorn, you homo?



toggletoggle post by ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in at Nov 3,2005 12:18pm
AParcak said:
And that girl is so fine.



so you like em thick?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 3,2005 12:51pm
Some of the best metal to come out of Maine was Molested Senses. Sadly, they are no more.



toggletoggle post by Anonymous at Nov 3,2005 2:15pm



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 3,2005 2:38pm



toggletoggle post by brokenclown at Nov 3,2005 4:47pm
rusted angel is gay



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Nov 3,2005 5:33pm
Hey, I'll take the one Rusted Angel posted...



toggletoggle post by COLDNORTHERNVENGEANCE  at Nov 3,2005 6:10pm
Anonymous said:


Dude Winters



toggletoggle post by MikeGore at Nov 3,2005 6:33pm
AGHHHHHH MY VIRGIN EYES!



toggletoggle post by KKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... its a banana ... at Nov 3,2005 9:47pm
":LI



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 31,2005 3:09pm
anno daemonicus is alive and well.if need to contact amaymon@hotmail.com
www.myspace.com/annodaemonicus
www.myspace.com/woodlandmetal
www.annodaemonicus.com
www.annodaemonicus.tk



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 1,2006 7:09pm
that die winters picture is friggin hideous. put some fruggin clothes on and stop blinding people and scarring them mentally.



toggletoggle post by anon at Jan 4,2006 6:31pm
Yep. My favorite part of that picture is she gets fatter and fatter from the top of her head on down. Like somebody dropped a steaming pile of ugly and that's just the way it collected.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 4,2006 8:09pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Rusted Angel is an idiot, I never heard 13 winters but I know Rusted Angels is an idiot.




Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha......that was funny but he's a good guy.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 4,2006 8:10pm
COLDNORTHERNVENGEANCE said:
Anonymous said:


Dude Winters



Dude don't do that!!!!! I nearly shit my britches when I saw this mess!!!



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