I just want to establish this as law. Honey Dew simply rules. Better coffee, better sandwiches, better muffins, better donuts, and godsize coffee roles. Plus it's cheaper.

is that greater than sign going the right way? God damn I suck at being a dork. Get Dwyer over here to scribe my spellings too.

Pac-Man always wants to eat the bigger number, so yes, you are right

youre fucking crazy bro. DD coffee all day.

Krispy Kreme rules all other dounut product.

I'm gonna agree with this

Honey dew has better donuts, but their selection pales in comparison to dunkin donuts. But if you buy DD's in the morning when they are fresh, their donuts are just as good.

However, dunkin donuts's bagels and cookies destroy hondey dew's.


as far as coffe goes, it doesn't matter. black coffee is hard for either place to screw up.

yeah, HD > DD by a mile.

HD is way better as far as doughnuts go.

And underage girls.

Yeah the underage girl is a plus because she gives me free doughnuts evertime I go there.

they are ok.

I worked at a mom and pop donut place for a while that made donuts way better than any of these crappy chain places. Allie's Donuts in North Kingstown, RI, those are what all donuts should aspire to be.

I have seen her naked.

If you want under age girls, you go to marylous..

So underage girls shouldn't even be a criteria for HD or DD.

RichHorror said:


Me too. And had sex with her.

I had sex with my mattress.

Did you print the picture out and put it on your bed?

Yes. I need a new ink cartridge.

I have pictures on my phone for easy jack off access.

Lamp said:

When I lived in Narragansett, I was all over that shit.

and Iggys.

Fat like whoa.

The braces are what did it for me. Goof Juice everywhere.

Murph said:

Part of the reason I had to quit working at that place was because I felt bad about having a week's worth of donuts digesting in me at the same time.

I never want her to get those braces off. It makes me feel like I'm fucking an 11 year old.

whattakunt (11:20:32 PM): Mike BOE?
Cowmaximus (11:20:46 PM): Mike BOE wishes he has seen a live naked girl.
whattakunt (11:20:50 PM): lol
Cowmaximus (11:20:55 PM): And by live I mean one that was living.

Dissector NLI said:

She should get headgear and let me punish her anus.

She doesn't like cock in her ass, only finger.

I have big hands. I could fool her.

Giallo Grind (11:29:31 PM): You wouldn't be able to trick her because she looks back when you sick it in
Giallo Grind (11:29:33 PM): It's hot
Cowmaximus (11:29:50 PM): I'd grab her by the hair and shove her face in the pillow.
Cowmaximus (11:30:07 PM): It's different for me because I could kill a woman easily with my bare hands.

I think they're both disgusting.

Are you talking about HD & DD or me & Mike?

I thought I'd leave that open for interpretation.

RichHorror said:


She's never actually turned down anal sex, she just tells me to take it out almost right away because "it hurts". What a pussy.

You should pretend to trip and ram all of it in her anus at once. That would be pretty neat-o.

Have a smaller penis ya jerk. Men are so inconsiderate.

hahaha, we all asked her if Mike had a small penis and she paused a wicked long time before answering. I think we all know what that means.

I can't help it, I'm Italian.

RichHorror said:


Then she answered "yes."

She didn't want you to beat her. AGAIN.

I've discussed people's penises with Rich way too much tonight.

I know everything about everyone's genitals.

I know far more than I ever needed to.

RichHorror said:

Prove it.

He wants you to play Priest and Altarboy with him, Rich.

You don't want me to. Trust me.

Why is it always the Catholics? I HATE Catholics and Catholicism.

I used to guess cock size as a party trick with fierce accuracy. I stopped because mostly men with small penises asked me...always ended badly.

Hahaha

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

Oh settle, I'm just kidding.

pam said:

Oh, I know.

The size of the penis is all in the vagina of the beholder.

The shocker isn't very pious. I'm telling Santa Claus.

fuck honey dew and crispy kreme
you must be from the sticks.
theres 6 dunkins within a square mile from my house. and thats the way it should be.

Once CTB chimed in, I knew it was only a matter of time before Jesus threw his hat into the ring.

RichHorror said:

Rich...I swear I will make an example for you out of an olive and some spaghetti.

jesus said:

That's Krispy Kreme. Way to suck, Jesus.

Yes, I know. We've already discussed there are special circumstances.

RichHorror said:

I come alone. Jesus just cuts the lawn.

Jesus mows my lawn and pays me a dollar.

"Wiggle ur phat ass on my kok"

What an abortion this thread is.

Thank God for me and Mike making this thread readable.

It went from boring gross coffee to sexxxxy

I tried to be funny with a racist crack but I failed.

I got it. I live in Fall River.

How come I never have conversations like this on AIM.... I need new friends

PS - Krispy Kreme for donuts Honey Dew for coffee....Seein as Concord has neither, I settle for Dunks.

I'm telling Rich that I'd like to put my tongue in the chick from the Black Donnelly's mouth right now.

haha

I'm telling Pam that I really want her to.

I bet that is an interesting conversation

Broad is beautiful.

Nah, I think she's tongue kissing her television now.

She's not on TV anymore. :(

Giallo Grind (2:28:02 AM): The last two posts in that thread have been people posting pics of what they're talking about...
Giallo Grind (2:28:06 AM): I should post a pic too then
Giallo Grind (2:29:00 AM): But that would be illegal

How you tease.

I'm sorry.

post it haha

I would agree with posting it, but it would probably get Aaron in trouble. And Aaron is still my friend even if he doesn't take pictures of my band or any shows that I book.

Can't be as bad as anything MSD posts haha

You might be surprised by the Stoughton kid.

Yeah, because Graffeo actually does it. It isn't shit he finds on the web, it's shit he takes pictures of after he rails the whore.

Dunkin Dognuts sucks, their coffee is like paste and is more often than not prepared by 15 years olds who pour a pound of sugar in that shit when you only ask for one.

Krispy Kreme yo.

Whats that place all over CT... Tim Horton's or something?

I'm fine with whatever, but THAT place sucks.

Honeydew blows, especially their croissants.

Granny_Monster said:

I was gonna try that place the other day when I was in Hartford but I had no place to park my box truck so I went somewhere else. Whats wrong with the place? I've heard nothing but good things about it.

it's a canadian chain. boo.

FuckIsMySignature said:

Maybe I'm just a Dunk's snob.

I didn't see ONE Dunkin Donuts when I was away in California a few weeks ago. Not a single one. It was so odd... I can't live without it.

Mar 15,2007 9:20am - Granny_Monster]
Whats that place all over CT... Tim Horton's or something?

I'm fine with whatever, but THAT place sucks.
~~~
it sucks here but it's awesome in Canada (since yes it's a canadian chain).
The Coffee Beanery rules (unfortunately it's mostly on the West Coast)

i seee.

Granny_Monster said:

That's it, I'm moving to California.

Me too.

FuckIsMySignature said:

Tim Hortons is GREAT for food and regular flavored coffee. Their flavored coffee is flavored by the gross flavor shots that taste horrible. I have one nearby and I think they're pretty good.

Dunkies is always burned, and Honeydew is watery.

Surprisingly McDonald's ice coffee is pretty good.

Lamp said:

Me too... but I'll miss having one on every block.

Missing the joke?

My sister actually works at a Dunkin' Donuts and has said the same thing about the coffee that Pam did. She told me she used to think it was always burned but since they make a new pot every 20 minutes it turns out it's just shitty coffee. I remember one day the oldies station here was actually going to the grand opening of a Tim Horton's in Providence. Apparently there's so little culture in the world that the opening of a fucking chain coffee place is breaking news and a shattering breakthrough from the norm. There's a bunch of them in the Westerly/Hopkinton area...spillover from Connecticut maybe?

I despise all these chain donut/coffee places with a burning passion.

Lamp said:


No, I get it. I'm just stating that I actually AM moving to California but will in fact miss having a Dunk's on each corner.

You're weird.

It's true.

Lamp said:


Tim Horton's is basically the Canadian equivalent of Dunin Donuts. One on every street corner and you can't watch TV without seeing an obnoxious commercial. Maybe you should move to Canada. Get it. 'Cause you hate coffee chains. High five!

RichHorror said:


Sometimes during as well.

I didn't like tim horton's in canada

i've never been able to get the whole coffee thing. whats the big fucking deal?

Yeah, same here. I can count the times I've had coffee on one hand.

Yeti said:

I'm the same way, never been big into hot coffee. I LOVE iced coffee, though.

I've only had coffee once and hated it. I do like doughnuts though.

That's because coffee is useless when you have cocaine.

HAHA this came up when i did an image search for coffee...

I'M THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE MOCHA LATTE THING.

coffee is disgusting. fuck you all. the only good thing about this thread is the sex chatter.

The chatter was both sexy and informative.

dreadkill said:


turning into fuckin penthouse forum on here.