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returntothepit >> discuss >> ASS EATING CONTEST by powerkok on Nov 23,2003 7:34pm
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toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 23,2003 7:34pm
yo its jesse from hand choke neck...dont ever call me nu-metal...i played what i felt like playin at the time with acid 4.0. Ive heard numetal and old hcn is not numetal...listen for yourselves www.hand-choke-neck.com new hcn is definitley different than the old and is further from numetal than herbie fuckin hancock. joe btw...jake was just listing his own personal influences and what bands may, sort of, sound like us in certain, very subtle ways..truth is, we dont sound like anyone else...so give it a chance man....later, KOK



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 23,2003 7:36pm
tim (porphyria) would win an ass eating contest and tom's got photographic evidence.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 23,2003 8:08pm
powerkok said:
yo its jesse from hand choke neck...dont ever call me nu-metal...i played what i felt like playin at the time with acid 4.0. Ive heard numetal and old hcn is not numetal...listen for yourselves www.hand-choke-neck.com new hcn is definitley different than the old and is further from numetal than herbie fuckin hancock. joe btw...jake was just listing his own personal influences and what bands may, sort of, sound like us in certain, very subtle ways..truth is, we dont sound like anyone else...so give it a chance man....later, KOK


Top 5 reasons this post shows that you are in fact nu-metal:

5. Beginning post with "yo"
4. Having the s/n "Powerkok"
3. Spelling of cock: K-O-K
2. Ending post with "KOK"
1. Denying the fact that you are nu-metal

Yeah, and no one cares what you have to say, so die, please, just, please, seriously. Really. Cmon man! Please! DIE YOU BASTARD!!!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 23,2003 8:18pm
dont even pretend to know me. u have no idea what KOK is so shut up and live. then eat a pile of shit, and fuck your fleshlight. KOK



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 23,2003 8:21pm
btw....good attempt at being humorous tho. Next time try to condense your stupidity, retzz-uhhh amm-inn inn thing whatever that means. and I say yo cuz im from ny and ppl there say 'yo'...so Im not some lil wiggy punk..k thx..KOK



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Nov 23,2003 9:12pm
holy crap... you sure showed Retzam (not really)



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 23,2003 9:18pm
retzam and I go way back



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 23,2003 10:01pm
so then what does KOK mean?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 23,2003 10:11pm
knock out kid



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 23,2003 10:23pm
xmikex said:
so then what does KOK mean?


open yer mouth and I'll show ya'.....



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 24,2003 12:58am
the_reverend said:
knock out kid


are those those annoying kids with
the glow sticks and whistles that hang
out at gay bars?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 24,2003 1:42am
no, those r gay ravers...im the guy that u look away from when u see me on the street, cuz you know eye contact with an alpha male, like myself, will result in a horrific brush with death expierience.

Its amazing how e-tough you are. can I e-pummel you? how bout I e-disembowl your entire bloodline.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Nov 24,2003 3:01am
hey alpha male, you didn't answer my question.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 24,2003 3:21am
powerkok said:
no, those r gay ravers...im the guy that u look away from when u see me on the street, cuz you know eye contact with an alpha male, like myself, will result in a horrific brush with death expierience.

Its amazing how e-tough you are. can I e-pummel you? how bout I e-disembowl your entire bloodline.


you're jealous 'cos my penis is bigger than yours, huh?



toggletoggle post by University of KOK at Nov 24,2003 12:09pm
it stands for 'killer of koalas'
anyone who would kill such a fuzzy, precious little creature is ok by me.
i want to eat whales and dolphins and anything else that is near extinction



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 24,2003 3:07pm
powerkok said:
dont even pretend to know me. u have no idea what KOK is so shut up and live. then eat a pile of shit, and fuck your fleshlight. KOK


Oh, sorry, I guess... I didn't realize that I in any way implied that I know you. My bad I guess. So, uh, could you say again what the fuck a fleshlight is?? I am really interested in that. Also, that bit about e-tough?? Am I being e-tough right now?? I hope so I really do ever so much!! I have always wanted to be e-tough!!!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 24,2003 3:09pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
retzam and I go way back


Yeah, the good old days (about 4 months ago). We used to spend hours harrassing RA for seemingly know reason at all! Good times... *rubs chin and stares blankly at the ceiling in deep thought*



toggletoggle post by University of Joe McNamara at Nov 24,2003 3:11pm
retzam said:
Joe/NotCommon said:
retzam and I go way back


Yeah, the good old days (about 4 months ago). We used to spend hours harrassing RA for seemingly know reason at all! Good times... *rubs chin and stares blankly at the ceiling in deep thought*


i do not have much recollection from the time before those days you speak of so fondly



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 24,2003 3:13pm
University of Joe McNamara said:
retzam said:
Joe/NotCommon said:
retzam and I go way back


Yeah, the good old days (about 4 months ago). We used to spend hours harrassing RA for seemingly know reason at all! Good times... *rubs chin and stares blankly at the ceiling in deep thought*


i do not have much recollection from the time before those days you speak of so fondly


Yes me niether. It is almost as if I did not have a life before that time. Seems like yesterday, but in reality it was epochs and epochs ago...*again engages in deep thought*



toggletoggle post by KOKLOVESCOCK at Nov 24,2003 3:45pm
"alpha-male" holy shit. so what is it like to be so gay. like, do you take it in the ass then the mouth...or do you take DP at all? your band sucks



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 24,2003 5:06pm
retzam said:
powerkok said:
dont even pretend to know me. u have no idea what KOK is so shut up and live. then eat a pile of shit, and fuck your fleshlight. KOK


Oh, sorry, I guess... I didn't realize that I in any way implied that I know you. My bad I guess. So, uh, could you say again what the fuck a fleshlight is?? I am really interested in that. Also, that bit about e-tough?? Am I being e-tough right now?? I hope so I really do ever so much!! I have always wanted to be e-tough!!!


http://www.fleshlight.com/main/



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 24,2003 5:07pm



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 24,2003 5:29pm
post by KOKLOVESCOCK at Nov 24,2003 3:45pm

"alpha-male" holy shit. so what is it like to be so gay. like, do you take it in the ass then the mouth...or do you take DP at all? your band sucks


Figures that the little dipshit doesn't have the fuckin' nards to post his real name. Yellow little bastard. No balls at all. Prolly some 16 year old toad. And definitley "e-tuff." What a cunt.....



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 24,2003 5:32pm
hoser you KOK



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 24,2003 6:19pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
hoser you KOK



I am a KOK....



toggletoggle post by the_smile_adventure   at Nov 24,2003 6:58pm
if i had a guitar, i would make sure it was wayyy below my knees so i could bend my cute ass over and bounce around with my dreadz flailing all over the place.



toggletoggle post by the_smile_adventure   at Nov 24,2003 7:04pm



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Nov 24,2003 8:13pm
what the kok?! Will this guy just answer my question already?



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 24,2003 8:16pm
powerkok said:
retzam said:
powerkok said:
dont even pretend to know me. u have no idea what KOK is so shut up and live. then eat a pile of shit, and fuck your fleshlight. KOK


Oh, sorry, I guess... I didn't realize that I in any way implied that I know you. My bad I guess. So, uh, could you say again what the fuck a fleshlight is?? I am really interested in that. Also, that bit about e-tough?? Am I being e-tough right now?? I hope so I really do ever so much!! I have always wanted to be e-tough!!!


http://www.fleshlight.com/main/


Sounds good. Why'd you know about that??



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 24,2003 9:00pm
no, why didn't I know about them.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 25,2003 2:40am
Hoser said:
Joe/NotCommon said:
hoser you KOK



I am a KOK....


We are in KOKlove..me n hoser fit together in our private area. but sometimes he cheats on me with retzams Dad.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 25,2003 2:42am
mike.. it means i can lift a full keg over my head with my kok = powerkok



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 25,2003 2:43am edited Nov 25,2003 2:44am
the_reverend said:


christ, where'd you find that crack whore? or is that
what the powerkok kid looks like??



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 25,2003 2:49am
I look like your murderer Deaddoll...go play with yer doll homo.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 25,2003 2:56am
holy crap, i'm scared that some crack
whore is gonna try to murder me...
hahahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 25,2003 3:04am



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 25,2003 3:16am
aw how sweet, a picture of your lover!



toggletoggle post by George   at Nov 25,2003 3:18am
hey buddy, i just downloaded your mp3s, and you sound pretty fucking nu-metal to me.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Nov 25,2003 12:26pm
powerkok said:
mike.. it means i can lift a full keg over my head with my kok = powerkok


i suppose it's my own fault for asking.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 25,2003 2:06pm
no, i think that means he's a midget



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 25,2003 2:41pm
You dipshits couldn't lift his dick, so shut the fuck up already. And the ugly bastard in the picture IS KOK himself. You little opinionated fucks should just zip up the faggy little lips that yer mommies still feed. Stop with the internet tough guy attitudes. If you saw the guy in real life ya'd piss yer little panties. So unless yer frail 130-160 lb. little bodies can handle his 6'3" 280 lb. body smashing the fuck out of it, I suggest you just zip it...mmmm.....kay?? Thanx.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 25,2003 3:47pm
so, he's the big guy and you're the midget that
takes it in the ass from him? do i have it right yet?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 25,2003 6:12pm
HOSER isnt so small himself there, Vagina mouth...so well see whose the midget when we sandwich you, with a fleshlight jammed in yer ass, cuz its not gay if the fleshlight is already in.Theres no contact, youd be the gay one one with a fleshlight in your ass, I'd just be fuckin a fleshlight.. I will violate your anus.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 25,2003 8:51pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.........I'd love to smash and fuck this kids mouth. In that fuckin' order. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 25,2003 9:18pm edited Nov 25,2003 9:18pm
powerkok said:
mike.. it means i can lift a full keg over my head with my kok = powerkok


Wait wait wait wait, hold on a second, I thought that you said KOK didn't mean cock? And what's all this rape talk?? Cmon guys settle down.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 25,2003 10:16pm
I never said it didnt mean cock...i never said it did...hmmm
How do you keep a retard in suspense?






POWERKOK ®




toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 25,2003 10:23pm
Damn it, how do you keep a retard gullible. If his name is retzam than he is gullible, I am really gullible. Wait, what the fucking hell am I talking about?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Nov 25,2003 11:22pm
Mazter.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 26,2003 6:47am
DeOdiumMortis said:
Mazter.


Haha, yes you got it. "Step up for retzam" backwards: " Mazterr of puppets". I had a pretty big, "only listen to Metallica and have a lot of spare time on my hands in which I try to be productive phase" a few years back.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Nov 26,2003 4:53pm
Give me a prize now.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 26,2003 7:37pm
powerkok said:
HOSER isnt so small himself there, Vagina mouth...so well see whose the midget when we sandwich you, with a fleshlight jammed in yer ass, cuz its not gay if the fleshlight is already in.Theres no contact, youd be the gay one one with a fleshlight in your ass, I'd just be fuckin a fleshlight.. I will violate your anus.


1. umm... you know i'm a girl right? so technically, ass
raping me would not make you gay... but i'd poop
on you and that would make you dirty and smelly.

2. Try it... So I can laugh at how small your dick is....

3. My doll will kick your ass.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 26,2003 9:32pm
DeOdiumMortis said:
Give me a prize now.


What do we have for 'im Johnny?? A new car!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 26,2003 11:42pm
hahahahah yer a chick...thats funny, ok then it wouldnt be gay but pleasureful nonetheless, and my wang, you could not handle so, dont flatter yerself there gothy dead chick...hahhahahaha sucka.biinng..



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Nov 27,2003 12:20am edited Nov 27,2003 12:23am
Hoser said:
You dipshits couldn't lift his dick, so shut the fuck up already. And the ugly bastard in the picture IS KOK himself. You little opinionated fucks should just zip up the faggy little lips that yer mommies still feed. Stop with the internet tough guy attitudes. If you saw the guy in real life ya'd piss yer little panties. So unless yer frail 130-160 lb. little bodies can handle his 6'3" 280 lb. body smashing the fuck out of it, I suggest you just zip it...mmmm.....kay?? Thanx.


im 6'3" 300 =)... anyways... its the internet... if anyone takes message board banter serious than they need a reality check.


oh and just because us big dudes like to flaunt....



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 27,2003 12:33am
thegreatspaldino said:
Hoser said:
You dipshits couldn't lift his dick, so shut the fuck up already. And the ugly bastard in the picture IS KOK himself. You little opinionated fucks should just zip up the faggy little lips that yer mommies still feed. Stop with the internet tough guy attitudes. If you saw the guy in real life ya'd piss yer little panties. So unless yer frail 130-160 lb. little bodies can handle his 6'3" 280 lb. body smashing the fuck out of it, I suggest you just zip it...mmmm.....kay?? Thanx.


im 6'3" 300 =)... anyways... its the internet... if anyone takes message board banter serious than they need a reality check.


oh and just because us big dudes like to flaunt....


I am definately going to say that having seen both of your pictures, I would rather take a punch from powerkok.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Nov 27,2003 12:37am edited Nov 27,2003 12:38am
hahahaha, i know how to throw too. i shattered a wooden door when i was pissed one time (like the only time i have ever been violently mad in my life)



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 27,2003 2:28am
powerkok said:
hahahahah yer a chick...thats funny, ok then it wouldnt be gay but pleasureful nonetheless, and my wang, you could not handle so, dont flatter yerself there gothy dead chick...hahhahahaha sucka.biinng..


you're right, i couldn't handle it... i don't do small dick...



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 27,2003 1:09pm
thegreatspaldino said:
hahahaha, i know how to throw too. i shattered a wooden door when i was pissed one time (like the only time i have ever been violently mad in my life)


really, wow, you broke a door? holy shit, yer tough..Im not gonna mess with you anymore. hey, spaldino, I got a ? for ya...did you pick out that flowery valance in the window behind you, or did your momma? I can see you still live with mama, which tells me yer still relativley young and dumb, cuz son, I would OWN JOO. If the only time youve been in a fight, was with a door, I will lay you out that much faster. KOK wins. remember that.Yer lil 'ooh im so scary picture' makes me laugh, because you remind of a dood that I knocked out with one punch and pissed on him when he was out cold with his broken jaw failing to shut.(so the pee went in his mouth)...gross..of course yer a big guy, so I MIGHT not knock you out with one punch. Ill just resort to the 'real killah' chokehold, and make you goto sleep in 3 seconds. then pee on yer pretty long hair...fAG.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 27,2003 1:11pm
"I am definately going to say that having seen both of your pictures, I would rather take a punch from powerkok. "

OK its a date...I have it in writing!!
Ill tell ya what after I pound spaldinos head up his own ass, Ill give you a shot in the mouth from downtown. Then when spaldino wakes up and gets out of the hospital, he can punch you, and you can compare the two...



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 27,2003 4:16pm
powerkok said:
"I am definately going to say that having seen both of your pictures, I would rather take a punch from powerkok. "

OK its a date...I have it in writing!!
Ill tell ya what after I pound spaldinos head up his own ass, Ill give you a shot in the mouth from downtown. Then when spaldino wakes up and gets out of the hospital, he can punch you, and you can compare the two...


Haha, wow. Cmon, where's your turkey day spirit? Besides, I didn't say that I would like to take a punch from either of you. And for future reference, I wouldn't say the phrase "I'll give you a shot in the mouth" any more. People may think you have a little secret...



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 27,2003 4:25pm edited Nov 27,2003 4:25pm
retzam said:
People may think you have a little secret...


...a dirty little secret




toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 27,2003 4:35pm
Beakey said:
retzam said:
People may think you have a little secret...


...a dirty little secret



...a dirty little schoolgirl secret



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