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returntothepit >> discuss >> the Internet is dying today by the_reverend on Nov 21,2003 10:57am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 10:57am
I guess a backbone west of colorado is down.
so they are re-routing traffic which is slowing down a lot of things.
anyone else seeing issues?



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 11:00am
Sorry, Aaron, but you're the only person who notices stuff like that.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 11:02am
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don't worry aaron, i fixed it



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 11:04am
Aaron, why do you hate gay people so much?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 11:04am
Beakey said:
Aaron, why do you hate gay people so much?


because they kiss members of the same sex.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2003 11:18am
Joe/NotCommon said:
01011100011000

don't worry aaron, i fixed it


ahahhahaha

0101010101

IV:XX




toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 11:21am
Tom, your relationship with Joe and I is an odd one.
At one moment, we will be posting about topics we agree with, even laughing at each others comments.
The next moment, I'm trying to restrain from bashing my computer in because I want to drain the life from you as I smash your face into the ground, over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Weird.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 11:24am
actually.. I like gay guys...
one simple fact:
1) gay guys take more attractive guys out of the running for the number of women there are. Therefore leaving more women for the rest of us. Since we all know that if gay guys could pick up girls, we'd all be left out in the cold.
let's review.
gay guys
  • are more attractive to women than straight guys

  • dress better than straigt guys

  • listen to whatever the heck women are talking about

  • care about whatever the heck women are talking about when all I hear is 'blah blah blah'

  • are so much cooler than straight guys



  • toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 11:25am
    that is because, unlike xmikex, FTD, and (dare I say it) even Paul, Tom is a great adversary.
    Much like Dr.Doom or Magneto.



    toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 11:26am
    the_reverend said:

  • are so much cooler than straight guys


  • what?! gay guys aren't cool. they are feminine.





    toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 11:30am
    you obviously don't read people magazine.
    I think you read teen people.
    they will announce how cool gay guys are in a few weeks, I'm sure.

    so while you are reading britney's diary and trying to look up her dress in the photos, you cna find out about how cool a homosexual lifestyle is in the year 2003.
    Go teen people.
    *converting queers in 2004* I think that's their new slogan.



    toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 21,2003 11:33am
    the_reverend said:
    actually.. I like gay guys...
    one simple fact:
    1) gay guys take more attractive guys out of the running for the number of women there are. Therefore leaving more women for the rest of us. Since we all know that if gay guys could pick up girls, we'd all be left out in the cold.
    let's review.
    gay guys
  • are more attractive to women than straight guys

  • dress better than straigt guys

  • listen to whatever the heck women are talking about

  • care about whatever the heck women are talking about when all I hear is 'blah blah blah'

  • are so much cooler than straight guys


  • wait..what happened to my sensitive rev? sniff sniff




    toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 21,2003 11:34am
    oh nevermind...i know i know

    i lsot him the day he got in my panties



    toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 11:35am
    yeah.. sensitive... um.. I care about that thing you are talking about, baby.
    now, take off your cloths, lay down, and spread 'em.
    Disco Stu wants you to be comforatble while he does his thang.



    toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 11:35am
    succubus said:
    oh nevermind...i know i know

    i lsot him the day he got in my panties


    personal problems are for online diaries

    http://www.livejournal.com/~binaryisdeath



    toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink! school at Nov 21,2003 11:37am
    Aaron you are scaring me today.



    toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 11:40am
    Wee...Bink! school said:
    Aaron you are scaring me today.


    the whole world is turning upside down.
    between gay marriages, jonathon brandeis dying and ravage playing with every band who hates them.

    oh man, we are all doomed



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 11:42am
    Joe is it true that Mortiis is gay? Say it isn't so...



    toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 11:46am
    I heard that the singer of queen is gay.
    someone said he's sick with the A virus too.



    toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 11:47am
    Hopefully Freddy Mercury died alone and in pain.
    Good riddance.
    One down, lots more to go.



    toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 11:50am
    litacore said:
    Joe is it true that Mortiis is gay? Say it isn't so...


    he is married, so no, he isn't gay.
    but then again i can't say that to show proof of heterosexuality because gays can be married now too.
    what the fuck!!?!!



    toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Nov 21,2003 11:56am
    RIP Fred Merc

    maybe jonathin brandis will keep you company and tell you tales of stories that never end and talking dolphins



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:01pm
    ratt_mowe said:
    RIP Fred Merc

    maybe jonathin brandis will keep you company and tell you tales of stories that never end and talking dolphins




    dolphin boy loves you



    toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink! school at Nov 21,2003 12:02pm
    the_reverend said:
    I guess a backbone west of colorado is down.
    so they are re-routing traffic which is slowing down a lot of things.
    anyone else seeing issues?


    oh god yes.



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:03pm
    Beakey said:
    Hopefully Freddy Mercury died alone and in pain.


    apparently neither, sorry!



    toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2003 12:03pm
    rob halford is the most metal man alive.

    he didn't sound gay, or act gay when i met him... he might have touched my ass during a picture i got taken with him though.



    toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 12:05pm
    RustedAngel said:
    rob halford is the most metal man alive.

    he didn't sound gay, or act gay when i met him... he might have touched my ass during a picture i got taken with him though.


    i am willing to sacrifice halford for the good of society



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:07pm edited Nov 21,2003 12:08pm
    Joe--SOCIETY HATES METAL. It'd be all Wham videos if it wasn't for Halford



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:08pm
    and Venom. but I don't think any of them are gay.



    toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 12:09pm
    litacore said:
    Joe--SOCIETY HATES METAL. It'd be all Wham videos if it wasn't for Halford


    no, society loves metal. only gay loving yuppy boston hates metal. well them and hardcore kids.



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:11pm
    Joe/NotCommon said:
    litacore said:
    Joe--SOCIETY HATES METAL. It'd be all Wham videos if it wasn't for Halford


    no, society loves metal. only gay loving yuppy boston hates metal. well them and hardcore kids.


    hmm--well I certainly can't argue the hardcore kids part!



    toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 12:11pm
    Gay people must be erased from society.
    And if that means the end of metal, then put a Jimmy Eat World shirt on me and call it even.
    Who cares.
    As long as the gays are gone.



    toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2003 12:18pm
    i wish halford was my dad.



    toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 12:20pm
    His head is shaped exactly like an egg.



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:20pm
    OK then just quit typin' on frickin' messge board and go out and commit some hate crimes already! Jeez!



    toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 12:21pm
    I would but I'm working.
    Wanna get together later and slit the throats of some gays?
    All right then, I'll pick you up at 7:00.



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:23pm
    ha-ha, thanks but I've got better things to do tonight. Like clean my toilet.



    toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 12:23pm
    litacore said:
    OK then just quit typin' on frickin' messge board and go out and commit some hate crimes already! Jeez!


    they aren't hate crimes, by the legal defination of a hate crime.
    gay is not an ethnicity



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:24pm edited Nov 21,2003 12:26pm
    I hate everybody, regardless of ethnicity or who they're bangin'

    but going out and fucking shit up is gayer than gay. I'd rather read Mein Kampf or make fun of Skrewdriver.



    toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 12:24pm
    litacore said:
    ha-ha, thanks but I've got better things to do tonight. Like clean my toilet.


    I think I know what you're saying by "clean my toilet"...and I'm totally down with it.




    toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 12:25pm
    litacore said:
    I hate everybody, regardless of ethnicity or who they're bangin'


    liar, you don't hate Charles S. Dutton.



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:27pm
    Joe/NotCommon said:
    litacore said:
    I hate everybody, regardless of ethnicity or who they're bangin'


    liar, you don't hate Charles S. Dutton.


    who's that?



    toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 12:28pm
    Charles S. Dutton is the black guy who played Roc on TV.
    He was in Alien 3, and a various assortment of other movies as well.
    Trust me, you would love him.



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:28pm
    Beakey said:
    litacore said:
    ha-ha, thanks but I've got better things to do tonight. Like clean my toilet.


    I think I know what you're saying by "clean my toilet"...and I'm totally down with it.



    good then will you do my chores for me?



    toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 12:29pm
    I would do anything for you.



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:30pm
    ha-ha, really? even TONGUE-KISS A 300-pound MALE COP?



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:31pm edited Nov 21,2003 12:32pm
    with a lazy eye



    toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 12:32pm
    litacore said:
    ha-ha, really? even TONGUE-KISS A 300-pound MALE COP?


    haha, you sure got him.
    i think braintree has a cop who fits that description



    toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 21,2003 12:34pm
    zing! Nah, I'd dare him to try and go kiss Shagrath though, I think he was wearing a dress on one of the Dimmu Borgir albums.



    toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 1:16pm
    a DRESS!!!! faggggggoooooooooooooo!!!



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