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returntothepit >> discuss >> i can't fucking believe!!!!!! by Joe/NotCommon on Nov 20,2003 9:51pm
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toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 20,2003 9:51pm
that gays can get married here now!
that makes me so mad.



toggletoggle post by George   at Nov 20,2003 9:52pm
will you marry me?



toggletoggle post by bassbashr99  at Nov 20,2003 10:49pm
it fucking figures.. that is the most fucked up concept.



toggletoggle post by Beakey @ Mitt's House at Nov 20,2003 11:06pm
Mitt Romney is so pissed about this.



toggletoggle post by Lynneaus  at Nov 20,2003 11:50pm edited Nov 20,2003 11:55pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
that gays can get married here now!
that makes me so mad.


it makes u mad that people can (and its not legal yet) have a civil marriage???.... that affects you in no way... so that they can have the same benefits as heterosexual couples (shared health insurance, tax benefits, medicant power of attorney, etc) why do u really care?


bah people annoy the piss out of me



toggletoggle post by Beak Masta Flex at Nov 20,2003 11:56pm
Don't worry, Joe. You're not alone.
Paul from Shading the End hates gays more than anyone I know.
That's why he hates you so much.



toggletoggle post by George   at Nov 21,2003 12:26am
1: mitt romney can eat donkey shit for all i care.
2: im glad gays can get married.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Nov 21,2003 2:14am
yeah... i dont see why it wasnt legal in the first place. its all good really. im glad gay couples can get married now.



toggletoggle post by mydeaddoll   at Nov 21,2003 2:24am
shouldn't we be more concerned that ugly, fat,
hillbillies can marry their cousins in some states
and it's perfectly legal?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 2:30am
actually, it always pissed me off that gay couples couldn't get married and ruin their lives in a divorce like the rest of us. If they can adopted a kid, why not build in some extra stability.
I knew a couple that "got married" in a church with a ceremony and all that, but then when they were done with it, they just walked their separate ways. no long drawn out court battles like all ove us xx-xy'ers would have to do.
fucking fags.
give them this right.. they will see what kind of gay this law is.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 21,2003 3:24am
amen rev...




toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 7:38am
Wow, you people are so open-minding and accepting.
Joe/NotCommon and I will try to change this.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 8:14am edited Nov 21,2003 8:16am
for the last time, beakey
IM NOT HAVING ANAL SEX WITH YOU
geez.. you tell someone no 20x's and they still don't get it.



toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink!  at Nov 21,2003 8:16am
i dont really give a shit if they get married it affects me in no way... they are going to be together whether they can get married or not, if they want to get married, let them... doesnt affect me any.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 8:22am
All Joe and I are asking is that the government forbid gays to fall in love in the first place.
It's not much to ask for.
We just want things to be normal again.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 8:31am
I know.. I read your book..
The Homosexual Revolution - END TIME ABOMINATION
BY DAVID A. NOEBEL, with GERALD S. POPE, JULIAN WILLIAMS, BEAKEY&JOEN/C ET AL.
WRITTEN 1977
http://www.antipas.org/books/homo_revolution/hr_intro.html



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 8:43am
Our follow-up book will be called 1,097 pages full of reasons why gays should be hunted down and tortured like animals.

Ray Liotta is rumored to play Joe NC in the movie.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 9:11am
I heard that terence is going to play you.
and that all the lesbians are going to be played by juggs and/or nell carter.
and that there will only be one gay guy who will play the part of all the gay male rolls in the movie cause you guys don't want to give $$ to all the "fags"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 9:12am
rumors has it, 1/2 the movie for the movie was spent on paying the juggies to make out with each other.
cause THATS was real straight guys spend their money on.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 9:19am
Straight guys spend their money on:
Drugs, Sex, Strippers, Beer, Cigarettes, Music, Cars, More Drugs

Gay guys spend their money on:
Penis, Balls, Man-Ass

Straight people win!!!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:11am
gay couples should not be allowed to get married because they are gay.
marriage is for a man and a woman.
i don't see how some judge can suddenly re-interpret the state constitition differently then the people who wrote it.

and gay bashing should not be considered a hate crime, homosexuality is a lifestyle, not an ethnicity. Killing someone for being black should hold more repurcussions then killing a fag. The fag was probably asking for it in the first place, because gays are all perverted and boy hungry and love to dress up as women.

Mitt Romney better do something quick because I don't want my tax money going to help gay marriages because I am 100% against gays even being alive, never mind being married to each other.

And gays shouldn't be allowed to adopt because that's ridiculous.
Why would anyone wish it on kids to be raised by fags?



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 10:15am
Anyone who agrees with faggots adopting children should have their fucking throat slit.
Gay people are the filth of the Earth, with their stupid little trends like AIDS and what not.
They should be thrown on an island to fight for survival amongst themselves, like that Ray Liotta movie, No Escape.
I know that if the stars of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy ever showed up at my house, I would just start throwing punches and keep swinging until either my hands or their heads were nothing but bloody fucking stumps.
Fuck gay people, and fuck anyone that likes them.
If I were president, they would have been quarantined long ago.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:16am
Beakey said:
Anyone who agrees with faggots adopting children should have their fucking throat slit.
Gay people are the filth of the Earth, with their stupid little trends like AIDS and what not.
They should be thrown on an island to fight for survival amongst themselves, like that Ray Liotta movie, No Escape.
I know that if the stars of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy ever showed up at my house, I would just start throwing punches and keep swinging until either my hands or their heads were nothing but bloody fucking stumps.
Fuck gay people, and fuck anyone that likes them.
If I were president, they would have been quarantined long ago.


Amen to that!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2003 10:20am edited Nov 21,2003 10:23am
hmm...

you think they chose to be gay? i'm pretty sure if they had a choice they would be straight. why would anyone want to be gay with people like you two giving them shit for it like they are not even human. personally, i don't really agree with it, but that's just me, let them hump eachother in the ass... as long as i still get vag, everything is fine. hah.

humans are fucked up as a whole and should be quarantined, we are fucking cancer. think about it, we really are.

bahaha.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 10:22am
Here's the deal, Tom...
They had two choices once they realized they were gay.
1. Embrace their gayness and live on
2. Slit their wrists
Basically, anyone that didn't choose #2 made the wrong choice, so they need to be killed.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:24am
Beakey said:
Here's the deal, Tom...
They had two choices once they realized they were gay.
1. Embrace their gayness and live on
2. Slit their wrists
Basically, anyone that didn't choose #2 made the wrong choice, so they need to be killed.


i don't think i could have worded it better.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2003 10:28am
my gf introduced me to 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' and i must say it is pretty amusing to see how gay those guys are, they even get to watch the straight guy before/after he takes a shower.. how fucked up is that? hah

supposivly they are going to make a Straight Eye for the Queer guy...



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 10:31am
Any guy that agrees to be on that show is a faggot.
I don't know a single guy that would let a bunch of gay dudes show up at their house and start playing dress-up.
They should be tied to the floor with their eyes held open as straight guys slice through their pupils with slow, deep paper cuts.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:31am
RustedAngel said:
my gf introduced me to 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' and i must say it is pretty amusing to see how gay those guys are, they even get to watch the straight guy before/after he takes a shower.. how fucked up is that? hah

supposivly they are going to make a Straight Eye for the Queer guy...


i wonder if religious leaders performed exorcisms on fags that they would turn straight.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 10:34am
I've never been more in the mood to burn homos at the stake than I am right now.

And, Joe...
I have an idea.
The First Annual Straight Pride Parade.
Featuring guest appearences by Dorchesta Ed, Reverend Aaron, and Brian from Gut.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2003 10:34am
i'd rather quarantine religion than homosexuals.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 10:36am
RustedAngel said:
i'd rather quarantine religion than homosexuals.


Why not both?
Quarantining things is like eating Lays potato chips.
You can't stop at just one.




toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2003 10:37am
you mean pringles? once you pop you can't stop?

i'd rather sink my teeth into a nice bag of cheddar chex mix, or 3d dorito's.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:38am
RustedAngel said:
you mean pringles? once you pop you can't stop?

i'd rather sink my teeth into a nice bag of cheddar chex mix, or 3d dorito's.


3-d doritos are gross.




toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 10:39am
Tom, before we go any further with this conversation, I'd like to make it clear that you are not welcome to join us for the first annual Straight Pride parade.
But you are welcome in this conversation until the point where you become too annoying to bear.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:40am
Quincy should host this parade



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 10:41am
I'm on hold for Mayor Phelan as we speak.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:42am
Beakey said:
I'm on hold for Mayor Phelan as we speak.


Mitt Romney would let us do it.
He loves normality

so we could probably do it right past BU (fag central)



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2003 10:43am
straight pride parade, hahah good idea... if they can hold gay pride parade's i don't see why we shouldn't hold straight ones.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 10:47am
You must not have heard...
We're not allowed to mention, be proud of, or celebrate being straight or white.
But if I was a gay black guy, I could prance around, praising myself, basking in my Nubian-gayness.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:48am
Beakey said:
You must not have heard...
We're not allowed to mention, be proud of, or celebrate being straight or white.
But if I was a gay black guy, I could prance around, praising myself, basking in my Nubian-gayness.


yeah no shit, i hate how fags wanted to march in the st.patrick's day parade.
that is an irish catholic holiday, the irish and the catholics both hate gays so why should they be allowed to ruin it?



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 10:52am
I blame the Irish Catholics, not for allowing the gays to march, but for not murdering each and every one as they pranced by in their Letters from the Dead babydoll t-shirts.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 11:08am
Beakey said:
I blame the Irish Catholics, not for allowing the gays to march, but for not murdering each and every one as they pranced by in their Letters from the Dead babydoll t-shirts.


they did actually attack the gays who marched.
the irish are obviously a vastly superior race.
somehow the english, from the next island over, at vastly inferior though.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 11:09am
RustedAngel said:
supposivly they are going to make a Straight Eye for the Queer guy...


that was my freaking idea!
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=3647#32529



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 11:10am
the_reverend said:
RustedAngel said:
supposivly they are going to make a Straight Eye for the Queer guy...


that was my freaking idea!
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=3647#32529


good, cuz you are gonna be in it.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 21,2003 11:13am
They should have Hardcore Eye for the Metal Guy.
It will be xmikex and friends showing up to Al Ravage's house and dressing him up in All Out War hoodies.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 21,2003 11:15am edited Nov 21,2003 11:15am
the_reverend said:
RustedAngel said:
supposivly they are going to make a Straight Eye for the Queer guy...


that was my freaking idea!
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=3647#32529



yes that may be..but i am the first one who mentioned the original show on here...heh



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 11:17am
Beakey said:
They should have Hardcore Eye for the Metal Guy.
It will be xmikex and friends showing up to Al Ravage's house and dressing him up in All Out War hoodies.


haha. does Al get a white hat?



toggletoggle post by giggles at Aug 26,2004 6:41pm
Hello, It seems that you aren't like a lot of the other people writting on this message board with fervent opinions and rude language regarding gay marriage and adoptions etc...so I'm writting to find out if ANYONE, can help me. I'm doing a program for college students about queer awareness and want some statistics on both the negative and positive regarding this lifestyle. If anyone can help point me in the right direction, that'd be great! Thank you



toggletoggle post by giggles at Aug 26,2004 6:46pm
wow dude! You got to get a life! If you have SOOO much energy to waste on hating people all that says is that you're pathetic. Get real, it doesn't even effect you much! Anyway, we allow people to have kids even though their doped up, sleeeping around and poor...but it's wrong for a gay couple who is well off and spiritual to adopt. That makes no sense!
and about the whole marriage thing...if YOU aren't taking part in this it really isn't going to concern you so deal. On a basic note. it's interesting how people spend so much time on this subject when there are so many OTHER issues to address. America isn't perfect. lets fix the things that are killing people, drugs, drunk driving, etc before we worry about this which isn't hurting anyone!



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Aug 26,2004 6:52pm
That... was.... beautiful, man.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 26,2004 7:20pm
this was kinda randomly brought up



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 26,2004 10:21pm
I think children shouldn't go up for adoption, they should either be raised to be soldiers or just killed.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Aug 27,2004 1:12am
i have two gay friends (well, two friends that openly admit they're gay) and they're two of the nicest people i know. we've got so many fuckin problems in this world. like, George W. Bush for example. why would you waste your anger on someone because of what they like to do in the bedroom? why do u care? it's not like you're gonna sleep with them, because you're not gay. so what is the problem??? are u worried about them spreading AIDS? well since they're gay, they would only spread it to other gay men, so i say again, what the fuck do you care??? oh, and i guarentee you watch lesbo porn. and if that's the case, you're a fucking hypocrit



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 27,2004 1:16am
young white females has the highest AIDS rates.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Aug 27,2004 1:18am
the_reverend said:
young white females has the highest AIDS rates.



...................................................................... shit



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 27,2004 9:28am
I do not watch lesbo porn, I find it repulsive. If I was the king, I would round up all lesbians, and have them beheaded.
Gay people are a social plague and summary executions are the only logical solution. I hate the way they talk, and dress, and act in public.

Young white females have the highest AIDs rates in America maybe, but thats because the jew controlled media has convinved them to date black guys, who obviously have given lots of them AIDS.

AIDS is an epidemic, everyone who has that disease should be round up and put in a quarantine camp, also known as an oven. Jim McGreevy can go to.

The only real hypocrites are here are the rest of you that can't handle someone not being a fan of fags, but use the word gay to describe something you don't like. That makes you a nigger, you ignorant hypocrite.



toggletoggle post by lincoln at Aug 27,2004 9:30am
You guys are all fags...let the gay community do what they want....as long as they're not hitting on the straight people, which gays rarely do, what do you care?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 27,2004 9:31am
They are breathing my air, and ruining society with their fruitiness.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 27,2004 9:36am
HAHAHA!!! Thats rough....do you feel the same about lesbians too?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 27,2004 9:44am
Lesbians are even worse, I am convinced they want to take over the world, and herd gay men as slaves and sperm donors.
The rest of us won't even exist anymore, and all you pinko commies are feeding right into their evil schemes.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 27,2004 9:53am
They have cool mullets........and the denim vests rock.....



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 27,2004 9:56am
Lesbians have different classes in their race, the majority of them have the shrewdness and evil of women, and the strength of lumberjacks. If we don't stop them now, they will inevitably take over.

You people are all bending over backwards to support minorities and fags, instead of treating everyone equally to the point where someone who is proud of their white heritage is considered a racist.
Wake up.



toggletoggle post by wyrmfingerz   at Aug 27,2004 5:46pm
if fags want to get married, then they shouldn't have been fags in the first place.

fucking Eurocrats are ruining our awesome country.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Aug 27,2004 5:48pm
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN MAN!!

*cranks up johnny cougar*



toggletoggle post by james_raov at Aug 27,2004 5:50pm
Hooker said:
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN...the world man!

*cranks up johnny cougar*





toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Aug 27,2004 5:51pm
Damn you Steven Stills!!!!!



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