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Keith Foulke has retired from baseball, reports ESPN.com. Foulke reportedly felt pain in his elbow before reporting to training camp and opted to retire instead of suffering through yet another injury-plagued season.

in a related story, crybaby Keith Foulke can kiss my ass.

thank god.

Sweet. That means the sports world has one less injury plagued cry baby closer.

The guy emptied his gas tank in the '04 playoffs to win a World Series. Cost him his career. He may be a dick head, but he's always good in my book.

the only person i'll ever hate from that 04 team is damon.

He's gets a pass due to 04 and Damon will get one when he retires. Til then, he gets treated like a Yankee.

tragic

Foulke is a douche but he was the real mvp of the world series. I heard him say one time that he didn't like playing baseball. That blew my mind.