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returntothepit >> discuss >> Micheal Jackson...fuckin' babies for years by attendmyrequiem on Nov 19,2003 3:03pm
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toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem at Nov 19,2003 3:03pm
LOS OLIVOS, Calif., Nov. 19 — Authorities issued an arrest warrant for Michael Jackson on multiple counts of molesting a child and asked the pop superstar to turn in his passport and surrender, law enforcement officials said Wednesday.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/995113.asp



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 19,2003 3:08pm
who cares, i'd let him molest my children.



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem at Nov 19,2003 4:40pm
hahahaha

If i were him i'd make a few babies and molest them. who's parents are gonna tell the police then!?



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Nov 19,2003 7:18pm
this is not new news! i think its safe to say we all knew that was going down. thank god i dont have cable. all i have is my dvd player and movies. fuck the real world. what a disaster it is.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 19,2003 8:02pm



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 19,2003 9:14pm edited Nov 19,2003 9:17pm
attendmyrequiem said:
hahahaha

If i were him i'd make a few babies and molest them. who's parents are gonna tell the police then!?


he doesn't molest his own babies,
he dangles them off balconies..



i love this picture...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2003 9:42pm
I think it would be news if he WASN'T molesting kids.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 20,2003 3:33am
a few years from now, the baby he dangled is going to wish he was dropped from the balcony to die mercifully on that fateful day, especially considering michael jackson calls the baby "blanket". as a special tribute to "blanket", my band dreaded silence changed the name of the second song in our set from "speaking through silence" to "slumber party at michael jackson's house." hopefuly we touched the soul of blanket jackson, as opposed to touching his bum like daddy does.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 20,2003 4:14am
i'm naming my baby carpet... or pillow... or...
humm... bedspread... i'm not sure which yet...



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 20,2003 8:12am
someone in my class has a theory that in 2007 Michael Jackson will travel back to the 70's to warn his young self about all the terrible things that will befall him, and that this meeting will actually be what causes Michael to become insane over time. Imagine being a succesfull young, black r&b singer and having some creepy looking white man tell you that he is you from the future. Michael would probably end up molesting himself in this scenario.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 20,2003 8:13am
Joe/NotCommon said:
someone in my class has a theory that in 2007 Michael Jackson will travel back to the 70's to warn his young self about all the terrible things that will befall him, and that this meeting will actually be what causes Michael to become insane over time. Imagine being a succesfull young, black r&b singer and having some creepy looking white man tell you that he is you from the future. Michael would probably end up molesting himself in this scenario.


...or maybe that's already happened???




toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 20,2003 12:08pm
Beakey said:
Joe/NotCommon said:
someone in my class has a theory that in 2007 Michael Jackson will travel back to the 70's to warn his young self about all the terrible things that will befall him, and that this meeting will actually be what causes Michael to become insane over time. Imagine being a succesfull young, black r&b singer and having some creepy looking white man tell you that he is you from the future. Michael would probably end up molesting himself in this scenario.


...or maybe that's already happened???



I think you're missing the point beakey. You see, it is an ongoing cycle. It has happened multiple times and will continue to happen until there is some sort of variable involved.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 20,2003 12:16pm
the variable being, michael going to jail.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 20,2003 1:08pm edited Nov 20,2003 1:10pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
the variable being, michael going to jail.


Exactly! An end to the madness. You see, Michael Jackson doesn't see that what drove him insane was the fact that he visited himself, therefore he continues to visit himself over and over, creating a viscious cycle. Obviously, some superior being on a different plane stepped in and halted this strange occurence.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 1:16am



toggletoggle post by Dreaded_Silence   at Nov 21,2003 1:29am
He looks fucking bad! I'm gonna have nightmares for....ever!



toggletoggle post by mydeaddoll   at Nov 21,2003 1:29am
looks like one of those scary paper mache (or how ever
it's spelled) puppets.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Nov 21,2003 1:48am
A deranged muppet gone bad. As if a deranged muppet weren't bad enough.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 21,2003 3:29am
i'm a deranged muppet... come back from
the dead to eat your small intestine...



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:13am
MyDeadDoll said:
i'm a deranged muppet... come back from
the dead to eat your small intestine...


maybe michael jackson should be allowed to marry several young boys



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 21,2003 10:17am
apparently the little boy they are saying he did things too..well he has cancer....and he was on Michael Jackson's ranch...

Michael met him and gave the kid and his mom $$$

and he has been supporting them since...of course..payments stopped...and ....

now all of a sudden....charges against Michael

~~~~~~~~~
first off...you hear stories about the guy...why would you bring your child near him?
then you take his $?
then no more money and you come up with claims
...
dumb C U Next Tuesday
nice to see people "prostituting their children"



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:18am


the point is, homosexuality is a social virus



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2003 10:44am
succubus said:

first off...you hear stories about the guy...why would you bring your child near him?
then you take his $?
"



exactly, as much as he is a fucking freak to me and would like him to be a child molester out of pure humor. i just think these people want his $$.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 21,2003 10:47am
RustedAngel said:
succubus said:

first off...you hear stories about the guy...why would you bring your child near him?
then you take his $?
"



exactly, as much as he is a fucking freak to me and would like him to be a child molester out of pure humor. i just think these people want his $$.

precisely!




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2003 10:47am
RustedAngel said:
succubus said:

first off...you hear stories about the guy...why would you bring your child near him?
then you take his $?
"



exactly, as much as he is a fucking freak to me and would like him to be a child molester out of pure humor. i just think these people want his $$.


i use to think that, but this time they had enough evidence to issue an arrest warrant. so there must be something to it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 2:03pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 21,2003 2:11pm edited Nov 21,2003 2:15pm
ugh

yes
edit:
i cannot believe the mom slept in the same room as her daughter but let her son sleep with MJ



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2003 2:19pm
boys on one side, guys one the other.



toggletoggle post by Dreaded_Silence   at Nov 21,2003 2:49pm
The kid's an idiot



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 22,2003 3:43am
why does it seem unlikely that the king of
poop would rent a car from "rent-a-wrack"?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 22,2003 3:23pm
yeah, I thought that too.



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