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New site? Maybe some day.
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all the love for Joe Rogan has inspired me. I'll fill this whole thread up all day long if I have to:
- A bridge? Nobody ever says anything good about a bridge. It's always 'Traffic was backed up today on the Jimmy James' or 'Some nutjob decided to jump off the Jimmy James' or 'I was driving on the Jimmy James while my wife was in bed with my best friend!'
- Well in all fairness sir, that last one could have happened anywhere.
- But it didn't did it, it happened ON THE JIMMY JAMES! |
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Jimmy: I don't know Lisa, there's a lot to a name. I used to own a dishwashing detergent, "Dandy Clean". It had the name that everyone knew and trusted, and it always sold really well. Then that whole break-dancing fad hit, and my advisers told me to change the name to stay hip. The company went under in less than a year.
Lisa: What did you change the name to, sir?
Jimmy: Break-dancing Detergent.
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"I'm so angry I want to bite the steel on the microphone" - Michael Savage
"are you a sodomite? oh you are, why don't you get AIDS and die - go choke on a sausage - get trichinosis!". - Michael Savage |
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the worst was when phil hartman die and they got that potato to fill in. |
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the_reverend said: the worst was when phil hartman die and they got that potato to fill in. |
never speak of him that way.
he will always be known as the critic. |
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i used to get the NewsRadio theme song stuck in my head all the time... now is one of those times. damnit. |
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why the he is there a michael savage quote in this thread? it makes me especially sad since I am a sodomite. |
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this show was great, do they show reruns anywhere? |
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Yeti said: this show was great, do they show reruns anywhere? |
yeah they are on.. umm.. maybe UPN I think... usually during the day though so unless you stay home from work wont be able to see it.. |
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Bill: Alright the chair costs $2000. So you have give me $1200.
Matthew: No, half of $2000 is $1000.
Bill: I think you need to get yourself a calculator my friend. |
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Bill: "How come no one thinks I'm funny?"
Lisa: "How come no one thinks I'm female?"
Bill: "We're misunderstood, I suppose. That's why guys like you and me gotta hang together." |
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"Are you challenging my constitutional right to make nude phone calls?" |
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Matthew: "In fact in Japan they've got all kinds of different things to eat."
Bill: "Yeah, I know Matthew it's called Chinese food. Now shut up." |
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BILL: "Knock Knock"
DAVE: "Who's there?"
BILL: "Bill McNeal"
DAVE: "Bill McNeal who?"
BILL: "That's really all I have so far." |
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my favorite episode was the one where Matthew and Joe and try to get the cup off the flourencent light fixture...hilarious circumstances ensue! |
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Mr. James: "Dave, whenever I have a bee in my bonnet... I find it helps to take my hat off."
Dave: "Meaning...?"
Mr. James: "Meaning I take my hat off, the bee flies out... do I need to draw you a picture?" |
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i dont know the exact lines but i love the episode where there thinkin of sellin the station so bill keeps doing that spanish commentator voice |
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Dave: Bill hasn't anyone ever told you 'When life gives you lemons make lemonade'?
Bill: Well Dave, hasn't anyone ever told you "When life gives you lemons make lemonade and throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place" |
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Jimmy: I feel like I'm under seige here. I'm like Steven Segal in... what was the name of that movie?
Dave: Under Seige?
Jimmy: No.
Lisa: Under Seige 2?
Jimmy: No!
Lisa: Under Seige 3?
Jimmy: Yeah, that's the one.
Dave: Sir, I don't think there was an Under Seige 3
Jimmy: Yeah but you get the point I'm trying to make here. |
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Did you know Beth was named after a KISS song? |
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go to the other Joe Rogan thread for a download of Louis CK's "Shameless"
it's not newsradio related, but do it. |
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Bill: I'll never forget what my mother told me after I was cut from the football team. She said "Well Central High may have lost a fullback but the McNeil's have gained a daughter." Oh the times we had. |
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the_reverend said: Mr. James: "Dave, whenever I have a bee in my bonnet... I find it helps to take my hat off."
Dave: "Meaning...?"
Mr. James: "Meaning I take my hat off, the bee flies out... do I need to draw you a picture?" |
"This isn't one of those stories where the guy turns out to be Nixon is it?" |
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I was a big fan of the one where Bill tried to quit smoking:
Dave: I just didn't realize the Patch had side effects.
Bill: And I didn't know you're only supposed to wear one at a time.
Dave: How many did you have on, Bill?
Bill: Fifteen, sixteen. Had 'em going around my waist like a little belt. |
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"Honey, what are you doing with that gun? OH MY GOD!! AGGGHHHHH!!"
Phil Hartman, 1998
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^^ truly the forefront of all that is controversial and funny |
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yeah man...topical humor is the bee's knees |
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that's why the critic did so well |
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just to clarify, i love the critic...it just didn't last because it was too smart and dated as shit |
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SacreligionNLI said: ^^ truly the forefront of all that is controversial and funny |
Ironic coming from a Jon Lovitz fan.
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that isn't irony
and i'm a CRITIC fan, not necessarily a lovitz fan |
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Josh_Martin said: "Honey, what are you doing with that gun? OH MY GOD!! AGGGHHHHH!!"
Phil Hartman, 1998
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cue SOD Ballad of Phil Hartman |
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xmikex said: Josh_Martin said:"Honey, what are you doing with that gun? OH MY GOD!! AGGGHHHHH!!"
Phil Hartman, 1998
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cue SOD Ballad of Phil Hartman |
"Hi, this is Troy McClure"
YOU'RE DEAD!
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Matthew:"Do you want to hear how it really happened?"
Jimmy:"From you?... no." |
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