i just pooped out corn, i dont even remember the last time i ate corn.

it was probably a jewish boys genital.

hahahaa

dj death said:

but im not president

That's not that impressive. Shit out a Jewish buttboy and I'll laugh.

W3 nli said:

Last time I ate a Snickers I shat out the biggest Peanut Comet you've ever seen. It was awesome. I wish I had my camera.

i dropped a log earlier that was the size of a Pringles can. i felt like i was going to float right off of the john.

One time I borrowed my friends phone and had to take a shit. It was the nastiest biggest explosion ever like on the sides of the toilet and everything. I took a picture of it and put it as his phones background. I had to stay in the bathroom an extra 5 min because it was so disgusting and funny, I had to compose myself. I come out and say hey how'd u get the picture of u as a wallpaper. He gave me a weird look, then looked at it. If u saw his face, it was like as if he saw the devil himself. He put it on his phone so everytime I called it would pop up, his gf answered the phone one time and I heard her say WTF it was hysterical. He had to take it off. Then the idiot DL his pics from his phone onto his computer and had pix as the screen saver so every like 5 minutes my shit would pop up. haha true story

drinking coffee,yum
eating a banana,deelish
taking a shit before work, priceless

i ate about a half pound of pisatchios last night.

i drank about 50 gallons of High Life this weekend so that cleared me right out.

I ate chinese food two days in a row. On said chinese food I emptied about half a bottle of sriracha, and used up two of those big containers of hot mustard. Add to that the fact that I've drank NOTHING but coffee the last two days, and I am currently pooping the poop of the damned.

My asshole BURNS.

I love how THIS is the shit thread to bump, and not my tasty beef stew picture / bathroom battling thread.

BTW: Sunday morning, my asshole suffered the repercussions of a whole night consuming buffalo wings and whiskey. It was super pissed.

last dook i blasted was poking out of the water