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New site? Maybe some day.
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A Latino man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Latino there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Latino man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen PENDEJO ....when I was born, I was brown, " "When I grew up, I was brown, " "When I'm sick, I'm brown, " "When I go in the sun, I'm brown, " "When I'm cold, I'm brown, " "When I die, I'll be brown ." But you PENDEJO...." "When you're born, you're pink, " "When you grow up, you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun, you turn red, " "When you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "COME MIERDA, CULERO!! "GRINGO CABRON!!!" "Latinos came to America first, you RACIST MOTHERFUCKER!". |
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Sanchez, I told you to mow my lawn! Get back out there you wetback and stop trying to fuck my daughter, she's 7 for chrissakes! |
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That's a stupid joke. I didn't find it funny at all. Now please go to your homeland where you won't be called colored. Spic. |
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Hoser said: That's a stupid joke. I didn't find it funny at all. Now please go to your homeland where you won't be called colored. Spic. |
just because i found it funny that doesnt mean im a spic red neck
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but it does mean you're a retard. |
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why because i found it funny? |
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no, because you're retarded. |
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dude dont get mad at me because the joke is funny, if you get offended by it thats your problem |
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don't get retarded because your joke isn't funny, retard. |
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It wasn't funny at all. It was another example of the multi-culturalistic elitism that has spawned in our country. More MTV bred fodder for young minds to absorb. It's ok that you're young and stupid. Consider this a lesson learned. Free of charge, by the way. |
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We're not offended......we're outraged.
Outraged by the fact that what you posted as a joke turned out to be not funny. In fact, I laugh harder when I realize that I'm the victim of a sour chick fart. AND, chicks farts can get pretty sour. BUT, you wouldn't know that.....you still share a bathroom with your Dad. |
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I wouldn't call it an example of multi-cultural elitism. That stuff has some basis in reality. This is just some dumb chiodos trying and failing to repeat some joke that he heard somewhere else. |
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I just realized how badly I wish Brujeria would come play in this area. |
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You know, even with all those colors, at least I'll never be black.
Ok, that was uncalled for. |
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davefromthegrave said: don't get retarded because your joke isn't funny, retard. |
it is motherfucker so
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davefromthegrave said: I wouldn't call it an example of multi-cultural elitism. That stuff has some basis in reality. This is just some dumb chiodos trying and failing to repeat some joke that he heard somewhere else. |
what the fuck is a chiodo anyway? are you mexican?
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This joke is wrong because dead beaners turn purple too.
And hispanics are more likely to shit in their pants after death than any other race. |
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ok I made the second part up, but I imagine its true. |
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I dunno I thought the joke was pretty funny. Especially this part...
Supreme said: said: "listen PENDEJO ....when I was born, I smelled, " "When I grew up, I smelled, " "When I'm sick, I smell, " "When I go in the sun, I smell, " "When I'm cold, I smell, " "When I die, I'll still smell." |
and p.s. I've got nothing against latinos. You're being an ignoramus.
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sorry, I don't speak Latinish. |
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