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returntothepit >> discuss >> Bill O'reilly on the Colbert Report by CaptainCleanoff on Jan 16,2007 2:28pm
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toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Jan 16,2007 2:28pm edited Jan 16,2007 2:57pm
This Thursday at 11:30pm.
This should be funny.






toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 16,2007 2:35pm
can't wait.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Jan 16,2007 2:36pm



toggletoggle post by Anthony at Jan 16,2007 2:36pm
I'm more interested in seeing Colbert on O'Reilly's show.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jan 16,2007 2:49pm
It's gonna be great



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Jan 16,2007 2:57pm
Edit: Make that 11:30 pm



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jan 16,2007 3:41pm
hahaha, this will be quite amusing...O'Reilly is such a flaming douche



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 16,2007 4:29pm
ooooh, gotta program the DVR for this one.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Jan 16,2007 5:12pm
I love Bill O'Reilly. I hope he tears that faggot liberal a new asshole.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 5:36pm
I saw the preview for this and got pretty excited to see that O'Reilly actually agreed to do this.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 16,2007 8:33pm
O'Reilly also happens to have about 150 I.Q. points on Colbert. Colbert is a great comedian....in fact he's one of my favorites. However, he couldn't even lift O'Reilly's jockstrap. Nor could the notoriously liberal media dikes that try to smear him. Ooh Rah to Bill O'Reilly for agreeing. He has big balls.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 8:37pm
I guess we'll just have to see how this plays out.



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Jan 16,2007 9:06pm
Yes, truly, being wrong alot, yelling, and name calling in place of an actual retort are the signs of a high I.Q...haven't they passed a law to neuter you yet?



toggletoggle post by INFECT  at Jan 16,2007 9:24pm



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 9:29pm
thanks



toggletoggle post by this_is_heresy  at Jan 16,2007 9:31pm
This is going to be nothing short of glorious. Colbert is the fuckin man.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 16,2007 9:40pm
HailTheLeaf said:
Yes, truly, being wrong alot, yelling, and name calling in place of an actual retort are the signs of a high I.Q...haven't they passed a law to neuter you yet?



Hahahahaha....well see if they have that law passed by the time your kids are working for mine.

Hippy Liberal Socialist Douche.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 9:45pm
You're not much different than O'Reilly. Instead of defending your opinion and proving any point you resort to name calling. Good stuff right there.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 16,2007 9:47pm
I love how people who do nothing for society or their nation as a whole always have something to say.

This girl has a high school education, smokes too much pot, has probably dabbled in Lesbianism whilst "finding herself", yet she seems to think that she has a real hold on the way the world should be run.

Hail the Leaf should have hailed an education and a real career instead of Hailing her drugs...she might have actually amounted to something.

Hippies always claim how intellectual they are because they think so "radically." Nothing that wasn't thought 10,000 years before them. Yet, they feel that they are so "unique" and "spiritually bonded."

God, I love pwning this bitch.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 16,2007 9:48pm
yummy said:
You're not much different than O'Reilly. Instead of defending your opinion and proving any point you resort to name calling. Good stuff right there.



Oh, and I forgot to mention that your kids will also be working for mine.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 16,2007 9:51pm
"Hey, dad. I tied down a job as a dominatrix for this stupid asshole fat cat Wall Street banker. But then the fucker got caught cheating on his wife, his firm folded because of some sort of insider trading thing, and he killed himself by autoerotic asphyxiation! I know! Holy shit, right!"



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 9:56pm
I feel so belittled. Like I could just curl up in a ball and cry. But, I am too busy hating France...must be strong.....must sell more mouse pads.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 9:57pm
who is "this girl"?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 16,2007 9:58pm
he's talking about HailtheLeaf



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 9:59pm
thank you



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Jan 16,2007 10:20pm edited Jan 16,2007 10:20pm
Yeah, HTL is another useless slag who hates The USA and bash it constantly, but will be a hypocrite and use it's freedoms to be a cunt about the nation. She is not as bad as BML though.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 16,2007 10:36pm
wait wait wait.. whoah. colbert is liberal? since when? he loves bush



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 10:39pm
yeah he does



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 16,2007 10:40pm
and I predict that hoser's kid will be a wigger.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 10:43pm
upon what premise?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 16,2007 10:56pm
the premise that he doesn't like the wiggers.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 10:58pm
Then, in that case, my kid will be a republican



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 16,2007 10:59pm
with that mindset, I wonder how many anonymous posters will end up having kids that grow up to be black.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 11:04pm
majority rev



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 16,2007 11:05pm
If he is a wigger, he will be shot in my back yard.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 11:15pm
spoken like a true republican



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 16,2007 11:20pm
the_reverend said:
wait wait wait.. whoah. colbert is liberal? since when? he loves bush


Fuck, I thought he was being sarcastic on his show.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 11:30pm
no...not at all



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 16,2007 11:41pm
he spke at a republican diner



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 16,2007 11:50pm
tell me that wasn't the best thing ever. I'm still astonished.



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Jan 17,2007 10:39am
Hoser said:
I love how people who do nothing for society or their nation as a whole always have something to say.

This girl has a high school education, smokes too much pot, has probably dabbled in Lesbianism whilst "finding herself", yet she seems to think that she has a real hold on the way the world should be run.

Hail the Leaf should have hailed an education and a real career instead of Hailing her drugs...she might have actually amounted to something.

Hippies always claim how intellectual they are because they think so "radically." Nothing that wasn't thought 10,000 years before them. Yet, they feel that they are so "unique" and "spiritually bonded."

God, I love pwning this bitch.


Wow, you about as much about me as your neocon heroes know about intellectual debate...way to look like an assbag.




toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Jan 17,2007 10:43am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 17,2007 10:46am
I listened to "conservative" radio for 30 minutes yesterday... it was some lady. they didn't mention anything in the news, nothing about iraq, but they did say "literal media" and "literal agenda" and demonized clinton like 20 times. the only thing I hate worse than a democrat is a republican.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jan 17,2007 4:03pm
Hoser said:


Hail the Leaf should have hailed an education and a real career instead of Hailing her drugs...she might have actually amounted to something.



Hahahahahahahaha.
That is funny while at the same time being so seemingly true.






toggletoggle post by anonyomous at Jan 17,2007 4:25pm
What station will this be on?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 17,2007 4:31pm
Lifetime



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 17,2007 6:00pm
wikipedia (at least at one point) said that Colbert was a democrat.


however, I don't trust wikipedia, and I remember him going on Colin Quinn's old show on comedy central, the one where 4 comedians talked about current events, and I recall him seeming to be more of the moderate conservative mindset. So I figure he's a moderate conservative who really hams it up for comedy.


Then again, maybe he is just a liberal after all and he was developing that character at that point (on Quinn's show)



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jan 17,2007 6:12pm
the_reverend said:
I listened to "conservative" radio for 30 minutes yesterday... it was some lady. they didn't mention anything in the news, nothing about iraq, but they did say "literal media" and "literal agenda" and demonized clinton like 20 times. the only thing I hate worse than a democrat is a republican.


total waste of 30 minutes




toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jan 18,2007 9:36am
Archaeon said:
the_reverend said:
I listened to "conservative" radio for 30 minutes yesterday... it was some lady. they didn't mention anything in the news, nothing about iraq, but they did say "literal media" and "literal agenda" and demonized clinton like 20 times. the only thing I hate worse than a democrat is a republican.


total waste of 30 minutes



that's funny. I'd try listening to liberal radio, but every time it's attempted it fails miserably. Even the dream team set-up of blowhards on air America has fallen into near bankruptcy. Liberals already own the mainstream media so therefor conservatives have used radio as a medium to dominate to balance the scales.
btw: fuck the fairness doctrine, this ain't red fucking china!



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Jan 18,2007 9:47am
Tonight! Bring the truthiness....



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Jan 18,2007 1:47pm
"Wow, wow, what an honor. The White House Correspondents' Dinner. To just sit here, at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush, to be this close to the man. I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper...that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face."



toggletoggle post by hybrid   at Jan 18,2007 2:08pm
so psyched for this tonight.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Jan 18,2007 5:06pm
Which station did you listen to?
I listen to 96.9fm as often as possible... It's home to Bill Oreilly, Jay Severen, Michael Graham, Laura Ingram etc...

Great listening IMO.



toggletoggle post by brad nli at Jan 18,2007 5:14pm
Kinslayer said:
Which station did you listen to?
I listen to 96.9fm as often as possible... It's home to Bill Oreilly, Jay Severen, Michael Graham, Laura Ingram etc...

Great listening IMO.


does Jay have 3 months of vacation each year? what gives!



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Jan 18,2007 5:22pm
I don't know. Everyone that calls in lately has been welcoming him back. I know he just bought a place on the cape so I think he's back for good this time...



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Jan 18,2007 5:39pm
Liberals are retarded because once a decision is made, they make funny faces and funny noises about the outcome. War is war, has been from the beginning of time, and it is gruesome and degrading. But it happens. Any Liberal who knocks the Iraq War yet hails WWII as an American hallmark is an idiot. America helped to bring down the Axis, but at home we were racist, bigoted, and terrorized any thought or protest against the national grain. Some countries would dare to say that post-WWII, America simply replaced a terrible evil with its own brand of evil. We are a tough country to live in because we have so many people that care so much and are so involved and then so many that don't give a shit. Too bad those that don't give a shit run their mouths' using historical arguments or simply bash others because, facts aside, it's their right. Ghey.

Which brings me to another group of chuckleheads. Republicans. Did many of you know that, in fact, the Republican party began running as a mirror image to current Democratic standard? And simply assimilated Federalist and nationalist priorities as it modernized? Fun. Many Republicans are afraid, which is their major weakness. Many try to crush alternative viewpoints and sometimes very poignant criticism with loud voices and rampant bullshit. Bill O'Reilly may have a high IQ and be a very successful media personality, but all facts aside, his media portrayal and actual attitude are baffling. For a man so smart, he has at times said things that are veiled lies and in some cases just flat out wrong. IQ is not a measure of right or wrong: it's the human equivalent to computer processing speed. Woopdee friggin doo.

Everyone has their flaws. Many have their strengths. Strong Socialist and Communist movements in America have done very well when not persecuted unjustly and given their own chance to provide people with the one thing that make us great: choice. Variety. To be a grab-bag of agendas and creeds and oaths and mandates that can form one truly unique and austere American mind.

I love the ability to say how I feel and reject or accept or marvel at the words and ideas of others; however, I'm learning the most important thing is to listen and be open. Political parties are a necessity for financial backing and strength of message (more heads working together, the better theory) but we have to be unique. This country is starting to become divided, so the future holds many possibilities for reform, cohesion,???. Washington set a precedent that will be tough to ever top. I'm interested what will come of it.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 18,2007 8:16pm
Colbert is going to be on O'Reilly during the hour.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 18,2007 8:25pm
it was 96.9 and I think it was that lauren inwhatever. she ate balls and said NOTHING. it sucked. if I heard the word "leftie conspiracy" one more time, I would with ovarian cancer on her.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 18,2007 8:31pm
oh and I don't listen to liberal radio. I listen to NPR for news and stories about whooping canes. yes, it's got a more left leaning focus. but it gives you actual information and not opinions.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 18,2007 8:34pm
oh kinslayer, your a good american.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 18,2007 8:36pm
USA FUCK YOU



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 18,2007 8:54pm
well they pulled the, "Oh it's so terrible that Colbert and Stewart make fun of serious things" line of reasoning.


Also decided to focus on the fact that O'Reilly has higher ratings.



toggletoggle post by infect  at Jan 18,2007 11:01pm
hehehehheh "people criticize what you say but they never give you credit for how loud you say it."

the colbert report should be even better,
T - 30 minutes



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 18,2007 11:20pm
these 2 shows are being tivo'd right now. I'm ripping that shit to my computer ASAP.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 18,2007 11:55pm
so far....not too impressed with tonight's show. Although, having the 30% off sticker over O'Reilly's face on his own book was a nice touch.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 18,2007 11:59pm
that conan clip was great.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 19,2007 12:06am
I refuse to read this thread until I get home. I hope that colbert said to him "ok, you want the last word, I'll give it to you" and then he talks to the end of the show non-stop



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jan 19,2007 12:10am
the_reverend said:
it was 96.9 and I think it was that lauren inwhatever. she ate balls and said NOTHING. it sucked. if I heard the word "leftie conspiracy" one more time, I would with ovarian cancer on her.


f that broad. I hate that cunt, always talking about "elitists" - pfffffttt! Mind you, this comes from some one who makes 75K to speak in public. You wanna hear REAL conservative talk radio and not some blowhard that carries the water of the Republicans, listen to Michael Savage. You can get his show streaming online starting anywhere between 6-10 (which ever is more convenient)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 19,2007 1:42am
O'REILLY WALKED TO HIM... WHAT THE FUCK!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 19,2007 1:46am
it was really tame. the line "if you are an act, what am I" was worth watching it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 19,2007 1:47am
the conan clip was awesome.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Jan 19,2007 8:03am
It did not live up to the "hype"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 19,2007 8:13am
and that is truthiness.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 19,2007 8:20am
Jan 18,2007 11:20pm - the_reverend]
these 2 shows are being tivo'd right now. I'm ripping that shit to my computer ASAP.
~~~
yer welcome
you TiVo 10 shows a day and I think it would have been funny if I wouldn't have changed it to TiVo what you wanted, you would have gotten yer cartoon reruns



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 19,2007 12:09pm
I put on 96.9 again and I can't take the 5 minutes of talk and then 5 minutes of commercials/product placement and where michael gram is going to be next week. turn back to NPR and got the news for the world and boston with in 2 minutes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 19,2007 12:13pm
also, whenever colbert slips out of character, it's hilarious for that split second. when you watch hilter videos, he does the same thing.



toggletoggle post by soloman nli at Jan 19,2007 2:10pm



toggletoggle post by tylerl  at Jan 19,2007 3:45pm



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jan 19,2007 4:01pm
beautiful



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