I ate breakfast 3 hours ago, and I'm already starving. It's lame and annoying. Anybody else go through this? Or am I a remorseless eating machine?

And for all my nonstop eating I still can't get past 170 lbs.

I got a bag of peanuts at work for that. though I'm about 190 now.

you need to become alcoholics

mike i feel your pain. i have an unreal metabolism, i ate breakfast an hour and a half ago, and i'm so hungry i feel like i'm going to keel over. i can gorge and stuff myself to the brim, and 4 hours later i'm hungry again. i also have been 170 pounds since i was 19 and cannot get past it.

try drinking more water .. it fills you up so you at least dont feel as hungry...

i have tried everything. i also think i have an addiction to water. i refill my bottle 3 or 4 times a day, and i buy those 24 packs of bottles about once a week.

i just ate 3 california rolls

Yeti said:

goddamn. What is it about the 170 plateau? I've gained like 20 lbs of muscle in the past 8 months from lifting, eating bacon, and taking muscle milk. Nothing I do though can get me over 170.

You guys think you're scrawny or something, I weigh 130!

xmikex said:

i sit and do nothing but eat junk food and Velveeta, and still dont gain a pound. i think i grow up instead of out.

Mikey gets the gold star for getting that reference.

ar tis no man. tis a remorseless eating machine.

People told me forever to drink more water. I didn't listen to a word of it until Willie McGinest said it. Now I drink pretty much nothing but water all day long.

i think it all depends on the type of job you have. i have an office job and usually stay between 200 - 215. when i use to do construction i was about 180 - 190. 8 hours a day sitting on your fat fucking ass can take a toll on your body. but if you're lifting shit and moving for 8 hours a day, it's like a workout.

i've thought about drinking liquid cheese to see if that does anything.

"instead of chewing gum, chew bacon"

i sit on my ass in front of a computer. i eat all day and night. i never eat vegetables or fruits, i am a regular at BK and pizza flows through my veins. i just dont gain any weight.

Yeti said:

computer at home or at work? it makes a difference.

xmikex said:

instead of eating cereal with soy milk or 1%, go red cap.

Yeti said:

i hate you... i think i gained 10 pounds this past week from eating like 8 steak and cheeses from Carl's... they are tooo good and their smalls are the size of other people's larges. i get the larges which are like the size of a toyota corolla.

haha I heard that Carl's place has the biggest steak bombs on the planet.

As far as the milk thing goes, I drink the low fat stuff because it blends better with the muscle milk mix.

Thank God for lunch time.

Yeti said:


Nothing wrong with that. The best thing in the world for you is water besides pussy juice.

Messerschmitt said:

you're right, if i was at home i could have access to bacon all day. but when i was a lazy fucking bum and didnt work for like 8 months a few years ago, it made absolutely no difference. i ate Golden Pizza for every meal.

spaldino uses normal sized basses as tooth picks and the fattest bass strings as floss. true story.

yeah... thats why i use a fender now... they are larger than ibanez's and yamaha's... those are my designer toothpicks now.

Yeti said:

it must be nice, dick

the worst thing my dad ever gave me is his shitty metabolism

xmikex said:

Yeti said:

there is nothing better than after a long night of drinking then waking up in the morning and chugging a huge glass of ice cold water... ahh.. .so good

xmikex said:

you need to increase everything you've been doing...do more reps with more weight and eat more weight-gaining foods

xmikex said:

you could brush your teeth with milkshakes. just take your food and rub it on a piece of paper. if it turns clear, its your window to weight gain.

hey...did you go to hollywood upstairs medical school, too?

the earliest i have ever woken up was like 8:30 and that's when i used to spend the night in worcester and had to take the train back in the morning. that shit was brutal.

riding the train hungover would be awful.

MadOakDevin said:

now even I think that's ridiculous

*Chops a pig in a tuxedo*
Yes, yes! That's the spirit!

It's 3:45 and I'm eating again.

ariavette said:



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I don't understand why people complain about weighing TOO LITTLE. I weigh about 145 and I'm cool with that. I wouldn't mind a little more muscle, but I don't neccessarily want to weigh more. Who the the hell would want to be in the "fat and shitty looking club" with Rich Horror and 2/5 of my band?

Beorht-Dana said:

Unless you plan on inflating your new muscles with helium, if you want more muscle you're going to have to end up weighing more. I'm trying to gain muscle weight, not fat weight.

i love being a huge guy that gains muscle so easily. just because im a fat load doesnt mean that i wont be a chunky looking guy that can bench 300+ with relative ease and continue getting muscular. the hardest part of working out is outright shredding your body fat. although i know people that cant get bigger muscles for the life of them but they have 8 packs. i lift for like 3 months, my traps, shoulders, back, chest, and tri's get massive really fast. granted after a couple months, the results show less and less, but its still easy to get bigger. i love being huge

Beorht-Dana said:

I am a member of the fat and shitty looking gentlemen, and I resemble that remark.

resent*

Spaldino@werk said:

U should stop being a sissy, and train to fight.
We could throw ya in against Tim Sylvia.

Spaldino@werk said:

no.

well you just brought up a good point... thats what im about to start doing. i have always been confident inmy blocking and punching abilities, not to mention i believe that i am pretty agile for a monster. ive been thinking about it a lot and i have come to the conclusion that i should atleast just fight as a hobby. ive been trying new foods a lot lately and been trying to prepare for the switch to healthier foods so i can train and get in shape more effectively. its a big process... trying to overhaul your eating habits. i mean... whats the point in doing calestenics (spelling?) if you're going to eat gross shit a lot?

I open this thread every day just to see the humorous picture of Captain McCallister.

SacreligionNLI said:

Haha, I am tired. I thought it said "you need to do more rapes"
Damn haha!!! That is a good way to lose weight too.

Rape - the ultimate calorie burner.

Beorht-Dana said:

SacreligionNLI said:


It's been at least 3 years since I've woken up earlier than that. In school I had a 8 o'clock class. Never again will I make such a retarded decision. I skipped that class more than anything. Waking up before 11 just doesn't happen anymore. I drink way too much every night after work to wake up any earlier.

I used to sleep from about 6 in the morning to 2pm every day. Then I didn't have a job for a month and my sleep habits shifted far enough forward to get me back to something normal...I went from 9am-5pm, then 2pm-midnight, then 7pm-5am...in the midst of all this, I applied for my job where I work at 3 in the morning. Considering I've been doing this for ten months and I used to hold the same stance as you, I have three words for you: Quit whining, pussy.