Jon and I don't have your phone number and wish to call you for good time fun fun sucky sucky. Please call us.

Ken only likes 16 year old southern cows.

Kevin, come out and play.

Ken's at a stripclub right now.

I can't me and the rest of the warriors are playing pool and drinkin tonight.

Kevin doesn't love me anymore.

pam said:

Someone told me Ken was gay though.

If Ken was going I'd go.

No you wouldn't.

I want Ken's number and everything else

i'd have ken's number if i wasn't a faggoty bitch and went to the ralph's show last night

i'm literally kicking my testicles since i missed that due to some gay chest infection that isn't real

Once I figure out where my phone is, I'll post Ken's number for everyone to enjoy.

I went to said strip club with Ken and a good time was had by all.

i like b00bs, but i'm sad i missed karaoke. next time anyone needs my number, check the stalls in the men's room at your local tavern. my phone number usually appears under the words "for a good time, call bertha."