If I see any of you buying “Bratz” dolls in the stores for you children, I will bludgeon you to death with my fists.

since you will obviously be hanging around where kids are? does that mean they took the ankle bracelet off?

Hahahahahahahaha A+ thread would read again

they are the most rediculous things on earth. I decided to like just watch it for a minute and see what the little girl buzz was. It was like 10 yr old girls talkin about partyin and shit, I was terrified and swore never to buy my niece or any young child anything that hs to do with those. It pretty much promotes whoreism

There are only 2 appropriate gift choices for young children:
1. Pack of matches
2. Bag of glass

I was thinking box of used needles

That is totally acceptable if the store is out of matches and/or glass.

k good cuz I don't want my little cousins to get dissappointed, as long as they like it, cuz when u stick ur hand it it's different everytime so it's like more then one present

umm wtf they dont have a nose....

While I think they're a pretty revolting toy, I think blaming them for promoting whoreism is as stupid as blaming Barbie for anorexia. Raise your kids right and you won't run into either problem.

perfectly acceptable childrens toys.

My kid listens to Frank Zappa...I don't think dolls can warp her any more than her genes already have, anyway.

FuckIsMySignature said:

The Hasbro Gas-Powered Sharp Thing

My son listens to Amon Amarth and watches the DVD of them all the time. He will become a Viking.

Zoe's into Manowar...I guess she'll become a pompous fruitcake in a loincloth.

I'm into Jellyroll Rockheads, I guess that means I'm destined to be a fatass mountain climber.

pam said:

I'm not really blaming them for promoting whoreism. I just think they look fucking ridiculous and hate any parent that would actually spend money on something like that.

PLUS IT PROMOTES WHOREISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pam said:

haha I so wish I had my truck back when we played with Manowar at the palladium. They were pulling all sorts of completely gay shit that day and I was going to take off with one of their amps when I was loading my shit out. Unfortunately, we had no room for it. Fuck 'em, they don't even plug in half those things.

hm... if they plugged them all in, could they play at 22?

You don't hate me, shuddap. If you ever had a little girl (are you legally permitted?) who wanted the Bratz "bideo" game more than anything in the world FROM SANTA, you'd be buying one too.

This whole Santa thing is bullshit, btw. I would rather get her something else, but she asked SANTA for the Bratz bideo game. You don't get it and she wants to know why SANTA hates her...maybe she wasn't good enough...now she has Santa-oriented neurosis and I'm paying for therapy...

"Mommy and Jon" got her books, a Johnny Cash T-shirt, clothes, art supplies, and a little mp3 player with all the songs on it she nags me to play for her on it. So technically I didn't do it...Santa and the asshole who started this crap did.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

I can't stand Manowar, but talking ill of them upsets the child. She takes her Manowar very seriously. She knows every word to "Stand and Fight" and holds a triumphant fist up while she sings it. This is all Jon's doing.

He also taught his nephews to yell MANOWAR KILLS at their father whenever he badmouths Manowar.

pam said:

Hey Pam, you've got mail!

pam said:

No, I obviously don't hate you. I had no idea you were one of these parents. Now I'm going to have to eat my words.

Actually, I never even knew this Bratz thing was a TV show. I just thought they were these repulsive gaudy dolls for sale next to the lite brights. I couldn't figure out what the appeal was. I had no idea there was television propaganda associated.

pam said:

haha, that's kind of funny. I would be amused if I saw that. (This is where Aaron makes a joke and says "don't you mean aroused?".

hahahaha.