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returntothepit >> discuss >> What are you doing this Thursday 1/4/07? by Samantha on Jan 2,2007 11:30am
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What are you doing this Thursday 1/4/07? - usless poll
1GodlessRising/Goreality/ThroneOfHate/Downfall
2Metal Thursday IX
3Something else
no vote


toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 2,2007 11:30am
What are you doing this Thursday 1/4/07?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 2,2007 11:31am
There are two great shows on the same night. I wish I could go to both of them.



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toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 2,2007 12:29pm
<img src="http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9004/mtixfinalcq9.jpg">



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Jan 2,2007 12:32pm



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Jan 2,2007 12:33pm
Oh, and there's RAOV/Revocation @ the Linwood as well.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 2,2007 12:33pm
thanks I'm having trouble



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 2,2007 12:34pm
playing a show in CT



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 2,2007 12:38pm
I forgot about the RAOV/Revocation show. It's too bad I can't edit the poll to add it in.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 2,2007 12:44pm
i'm pretty psyched to see Sin of Angels.



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Jan 2,2007 12:52pm
Yeah, should be fun. And of course, burgers. Mmm.



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toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 2,2007 1:11pm
I obviously voted something else, since I put that bad boy together.



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 2,2007 1:16pm
I would like to go see sin of angels, too. i want to start getting familar with their new tunes before the new album.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jan 2,2007 1:17pm
gotta go with metal thursday, it's like an obligation i have to fulfill every month



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Jan 2,2007 1:42pm
having my last wisdom tooth pulled, so I'll be on my couch perc'ed out... w00t!



toggletoggle post by cav at Jan 2,2007 1:43pm
IN DIRE NEED, DOUR CURSIVA, MARGO, STRIKE UP THE SKIES, and FOLLOW THE FLIES ARE PLAYING IN CT ON THE 4th!!!



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 2,2007 1:44pm
hahaha bring percs to the revocation show and i'll hook you up!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 2,2007 3:53pm
Wishing I wasn't in debt up to my eyeballs. And Probably sitting in a dark, cold apartment because utility companies take forever.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 2,2007 6:14pm
hahaha, loser.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Jan 2,2007 9:56pm
are you back in N.B. pam?



toggletoggle post by ctborderpatrol at Jan 2,2007 11:14pm
working a total 16 hour shift melting the ice out of the arena



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at Jan 3,2007 1:34am
fishcakes said:
are you back in N.B. pam?


With no reply to your question I would say the answer is yes because she is ashamed to be back.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Jan 3,2007 4:51am
she had a brief moment at the top in fall river. haha!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 5:59am
she seems like the type that would always want to be on top

hmm...i didn't even intend on any sexual innuendo either



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Jan 3,2007 11:21am
'Something else'

The Linwood
81 Kilmarnock St.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Jan 3,2007 11:27am
I am NOT in New Bedford, I just moved to a new place in Fall River. The cunt at the last place kicked us out. We spent all of yesterday fighting with her to get our deposit back because she thinks "tons of keg parties" are grounds to keep our deposit. She also blamed us for the neighbor's broken dryer. And apparently we kept the lawn littered with beer cans. We're getting half the deposit back today, she kept the rest for the fucking dryer.

So yeah, fuck you I'm not in New Bedford. And being on top is great.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 3,2007 11:47am
girl on top is the best



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Jan 3,2007 12:00pm
truth truth



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Jan 3,2007 12:21pm
dreadkill said:
girl on top is the best


NO WAY we are no longer cool Ken wtf??

doggystyle doggystyle doggystyle









aaaand..






doggystyle



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 3:15pm
nah




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 3,2007 3:16pm
dreadkill said:
girl on top is the best


absolutely.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 3,2007 3:27pm
sacreligion said:
nah


Thanks for the visual. Jesus Christ... lol

That position works best for guys with small penises, actually.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 3,2007 3:28pm
HA!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 3,2007 3:29pm
Anthony nli said:
dreadkill said:
girl on top is the best


NO WAY we are no longer cool Ken wtf??

doggystyle doggystyle doggystyle









aaaand..






doggystyle


while i am a huge fan of doggystyle, girl on top is the lazy mans way of getting the job done. you just kick back and watch her work. oooooh yeah.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 3:34pm
Samantha said:
sacreligion said:
nah


Thanks for the visual. Jesus Christ... lol

That position works best for guys with small penises, actually.



yes, i am your lord and savior. from what i've been led to believe it's actually doggystyle that is best for those of miniscule stature. the position allows for the most "efficient penetration"

it's also fun to grab hips

fuck it...they're all a tie



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 3:34pm
Yeti said:
while i am a huge fan of doggystyle, girl on top is the lazy mans way of getting the job done. you just kick back and watch her work. oooooh yeah.


your laziness knows no bounds



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 3,2007 3:35pm
getting laid rules!

but no one has even brought up putting it in the butt!



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 3,2007 3:35pm
sometimes that puss has just been too beat up and you need a tight hole!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 3:35pm
^^^ HA!

were you at sam's house NYE?



toggletoggle post by carina @ work at Jan 3,2007 3:36pm
i'm going to NYC!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 3:38pm
carina @ work said:
i'm going to NYC!


obviously you didn't get the memo that the subject of this thread was changed to sex



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 3,2007 3:39pm
negative. i don't really know any of those kids. i only really know anyone through neda and it's mostly the fembots.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 3,2007 3:40pm
sacreligion said:
yes, i am your lord and savior. from what i've been led to believe it's actually doggystyle that is best for those of miniscule stature. the position allows for the most "efficient penetration"


"efficient penetration"? LOL!

"efficient penetration" = A well-endowed man would bang into the cervix, but the little guys don't have to worry, the only exception being if the woman has an anatomy that would accomodate DP/DA. In that case, the big guys don't have to worry, and the small guys think they're copulating with an open window in the rain.

I should be a sex therpist.



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Jan 3,2007 3:41pm
Yeti said:
Anthony nli said:

while i am a huge fan of doggystyle, girl on top is the lazy mans way of getting the job done. you just kick back and watch her work. oooooh yeah.


I agree that no sex sesh is complete without some woman on top action. Don't get me wrong, that rules. But I hate being lazy during sex - I want to do as many positions as possible every time. Whatever I can convince her to do.

And yes Devin, butt sex rules.

NO HOMO



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 3,2007 3:42pm edited Jan 3,2007 3:42pm
Samantha said:
sacreligion said:
yes, i am your lord and savior. from what i've been led to believe it's actually doggystyle that is best for those of miniscule stature. the position allows for the most "efficient penetration"


"efficient penetration"? LOL!

"efficient penetration" = A well-endowed man would bang into the cervix, but the little guys don't have to worry, the only exception being if the woman has an anatomy that would accomodate DP/DA. In that case, the big guys don't have to worry, and the small guys think they're copulating with an open window in the rain.

I should be a sex therpist.


ANAL! WHAT ABOUT ANAL!? I'm sure i can hit the cervix from there too.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 3,2007 3:43pm
How did this conversation go so horribly astray?

I wanted to stop by that New Year's Eve party, but I had already drank too much to even consider driving anywhere.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Jan 3,2007 3:44pm edited Jan 3,2007 3:44pm
def. girl on top, reverse cowgirl=woot woot



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 3:44pm
are you calling anal astray?

that party was pretty sweet, one of the better ones i've been to in a while. we were gonna go to eric's, but ya know, sam lives down the street and all.

also "efficient penetration" was my joking way of saying you can get the most into it ;)



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 3,2007 3:44pm
MadOakDevin said:
ANAL! WHAT ABOUT ANAL!? I'm sure i can hit the cervix from there too.


Don't you know what DP/DA is? I dare you to google it, especially if you're at work.




toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Jan 3,2007 3:45pm
MadOakDevin said:


ANAL! WHAT ABOUT ANAL!? I'm sure i can hit the cervix from there too.


Haaha no way dude, totally different hole. There's no such thing as a rectal cervix..

And yeah I can't even do missionary with the legs on the shoulders because of the whole cervix hitting thing. Or I can but I have to be really gentle.



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 3,2007 3:46pm
reversed cowgirl hurts my dick. fuck that!



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 3,2007 3:47pm
Anthony nli said:

Haaha no way dude, totally different hole. There's no such thing as a rectal cervix..


I'm totally fine with tearing.





toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 3,2007 3:47pm
Clarification: DP/DA... a.k.a.... DV/DA



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 3:48pm
MadOakDevin said:
reversed cowgirl hurts my dick. fuck that!


how?



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 3,2007 3:48pm
I don't work real jobs, so i'm all good. I'm sitting here running my record label currently... Witch Trial Records supports straight anal penetration.



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Jan 3,2007 3:48pm
fishcakes said:
def. girl on top, reverse cowgirl=woot woot


As much as reverse cowgirl rules.. nothing beats doggystyle.



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 3,2007 3:49pm
sacreligion said:
MadOakDevin said:
reversed cowgirl hurts my dick. fuck that!


how?



like i'm fine with girl on top facing me. it's a cool angle. just flipping that around... there is some bending i'm not a big fan of.



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Jan 3,2007 3:50pm
MadOakDevin said:
Anthony nli said:

Haaha no way dude, totally different hole. There's no such thing as a rectal cervix..


I'm totally fine with tearing.




hahaha ...fucked up dude



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 3,2007 3:50pm
Someone here has to know what DV/DA is.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 3,2007 3:51pm
MadOakDevin said:
like i'm fine with girl on top facing me. it's a cool angle. just flipping that around... there is some bending i'm not a big fan of.


You can actually break your penis that way. It's true.




toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 3:51pm
Samantha said:
Someone here has to know what DV/DA is.


i'm sure we've all seen orgazmo



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 3:52pm
Samantha said:
MadOakDevin said:
like i'm fine with girl on top facing me. it's a cool angle. just flipping that around... there is some bending i'm not a big fan of.


You can actually break your penis that way. It's true.



that was the last thing i would have ever wanted to read, ever



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Jan 3,2007 3:54pm
Anthony nli said:
fishcakes said:
def. girl on top, reverse cowgirl=woot woot


As much as reverse cowgirl rules.. nothing beats doggystyle.


I just like the veiw better.



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Jan 3,2007 3:56pm
Yes there is no better sex view than that I agree but I just love the power and control of doggstyle.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 3,2007 4:00pm
MadOakDevin said:
sacreligion said:
MadOakDevin said:
reversed cowgirl hurts my dick. fuck that!


how?



like i'm fine with girl on top facing me. it's a cool angle. just flipping that around... there is some bending i'm not a big fan of.


that's my problem too. my ween doesn't like to bend that far.



toggletoggle post by carina @ work at Jan 3,2007 4:02pm
an 3,2007 3:38pm - sacreligion]
carina @ work said:<<i'm going to NYC!>>

obviously you didn't get the memo that the subject of this thread was changed to sex
~~~
damn...message received!
but everything's already been said so...
NYC!



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 3,2007 4:05pm edited Jan 3,2007 4:07pm
sacreligion said:
Samantha said:
You can actually break your penis that way. It's true.



that was the last thing i would have ever wanted to read, ever


http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2382.html

edit: another link http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1608/is_4_20/ai_114819429



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 4:23pm
that's awful...simply awful



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Jan 3,2007 5:13pm
Samantha said:
Someone here has to know what DV/DA is.


that is gross actually



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 3,2007 5:35pm



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 3,2007 5:36pm
Flying Fish and Snake Ride are fun.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 4,2007 10:55am
Dwellingsickness said:
Samantha said:
Someone here has to know what DV/DA is.


that is gross actually



It's REALLY gross!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 4,2007 12:04pm
Wow, I love where this thread went.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Jan 4,2007 12:08pm
DreamingInExile said:
having my last wisdom tooth pulled, so I'll be on my couch perc'ed out... w00t!



I will be perc'd out on my couch as well. I have two herniated discs and I am having surgery again in a few weeks in Boston. I have a huge bottle of percs so I am pretty jacked.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Jan 4,2007 12:16pm


while i am a huge fan of doggystyle, girl on top is the lazy mans way of getting the job done. you just kick back and watch her work. oooooh yeah. >>



ALLLLLRIIIIIGHT!!!!





toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 4,2007 12:54pm
BRING PERC'S TO THE LINWOOD!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 4,2007 12:59pm
fishcakes said:
def. girl on top, reverse cowgirl=woot woot


i did not know that was called a "reverse cowgirl". it does bend in an awkward position, but if you get a girl who is aware of the strength and fragility of the penis, then she can really do some work. so i can agree, i have had some fun times with the "reverse cowgirl".



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 4,2007 1:15pm
I can fuck on percs



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Jan 4,2007 1:23pm
DreamingInExile said:
having my last wisdom tooth pulled, so I'll be on my couch perc'ed out... w00t!


no percs... but I've got Vicadin!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 4,2007 1:25pm
I'm jealous of all of you. My shoulder is all fucked up and I would kill for some percs!



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 4,2007 1:25pm
I'll take those too!



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Jan 4,2007 2:07pm edited Jan 4,2007 2:08pm
long live the pircocet!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 4,2007 2:19pm
you losers and your pills!



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jan 4,2007 2:20pm
I'll take another pain killer to forget about you calling me a loser. LOLOL



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 4,2007 2:22pm
WOULD SOMEONE PLEEEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!!?



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