I'm not the only person doing jack shit for the New Year.

I'm sick and I'm broke.
Whats your excuse?

sick.. went downtown for fireworks.
my ass wasn't happy about that apparently.

still got the shits Rev?

wait...did you shit yourself?

When I moved to RI I was running a straight pipe for about 3 weeks.
No joke man, I never drank the water.
Well, maybe to brush my teef.

I have a son. I'm not going anywhere. I could pretty much care less about New Years' anyways, not to sound like a scrooge. I just hope everyone I know is safe and I don't get any bad phone calls in the morning.

where do you live in RI that the water is bad?

I didn't shit myself.. some close calls though... but my pipes are getting cleaned out in a serious way. carina's drinking some wine. I'm drinking some coffee liquor and we had some chinese rice.
we also went to see the fireworks in portsmouth.

oh and I just synched the time with the national time for the eastcoast. the clock was running around 10 minutes slow.

She's standing by getting all liqued up while you drink coffee brandy with a bad case of the shits? Is she some kind of freaky fecalphiliac or sumthin'?!?!
whoa

I went out for a drive around Narragansett and didn't see anybody, I'll probably leave my house again soon looking for people standing outside to piss off with loud music from my car.

I took sleeping pills and didn't feel like going out when I woke up. There's my excuse.

Troll said:

no!!!!!!!!!

I've got a bottle So Co that could use some love, but dammit if I can't breath through only one bubbling nostral right now. Though maybe, it'll clear my sinuses.

succubus said:

glad you could join the conversation

hah! in fact he got a coffee when we were in b&n earlier...and tonight he wanted another one and i told him no way bcz coffee makes you poop and he needs no help pooping!

I got some stomachbug that is going around
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=36947
that's a thread about it.

The shits are like hiccups. You just gotta scare it out of him.
Demons be gone!

it feels like demons have been trying to claw their way out of me.

i got dumped

good start for the new year

i know someone that got dumped today too.

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one not doing jack shit for new years except whwn I gotta get uo and get a Shwepps Raspberry ginger all and a re-stock on Grahm Crackers and Penit butta.Mmm.Swamp Thing is on demand and I have to go.

Ps you made my couch smell funny and my mom is real mad.Febrese only goes so far.