like a muddy water fall. I need to get all this evil out before bane tonight!
funny that there are like 485950 ways to say it.
the runs, the trots, the scoots, the shits, the Blatz Splatz, the Hershey squirts, the Johnny Rivers, the liquid bummer, the chocolate syrup explosion, Reagans revenge, the chunky sputters

drink two full glasses of o.j. really fast followed by a tbl spoon of tobasco sauce dude.

oil slick

Eat some meat, you fairy.

I'm fairly certain if I ate meat now, I would be in a world of hurt.
plus, I would then get colon cancer.

i just started eating meat after 8 years
my shit is solid

how is your colon cancer?

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/99/105158.htm
It's not exactly news. Many studies suggest that people who eat the most meat get the most cancer.

studies also prove that a balanced diet in conjunction with exercise will lead to a healthy and long life
proof: the continuation of the human species

i read somewhere that consumption of dairy products and prostate cancer are linked, can anyone confirm this?

Vegetarians give you colon cancer, stay away from them!

that doesnt explain anything

well, that's the path to a heart attack and a big fucking ass

i wonder what the bathroom looks like, i mean the toilet...think i'm gonna have to clean the bowl soon...

the_reverend said:

and only eating veggies will give you the shits all the time...there ya go. EAT MEAT

my favorite euphemism for this is johnny apple quickstep

...which is also what i call the dance that NJ hardcore kids do

I felt an evil bubblin inside. Thats when I knew it was a case of the mud butt.

Seriously, this is nuts. Me and my girlfriend have both been farting like crazy for 2 days straight. I've been squirting coffee out my ass for like 24 hours. I thought it was the sausage I made the other night, but maybe theres a bug going around.

I personally LOVE pooping. it's the only time I get any reading done. However, I hate it when I reach the point where my asshole is burning, sore, and my leg is permanently asleep from the toilet seat cutting off circulation.

And I ESPECIALLY hate pooping away from home.

if this lasts 24hrs, I will be shitting my eyes out by then... I have no clue how there are still fluids or brown to come out.

there IS a bug going around
most people puke and get the shits
50% seem to only get the shits

OH NO! I'm thinking of the bug you got and then I got a year 1/2 ago...

the_reverend said:

You gotta fix that. If you go to a hospital puking up all your food, they give you an IV and supply you with more.

Well, if you're pooping up all your poop, you just need to make more. I personally have been supplementing it with a steady stream of coffee, tacos, and pasta.

Otherwise, you end up with your sphincter dry heaving over the bowl, which sucks.

my ass is doing the dry heaving now....

and that sickness that carina and I got:
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=18630

What I'm doing now is drinking a lot of coffee. It's great, because it comes out with the same consistency it goes in, so it's a nice easy poop. As a bonus, I'm poopin so much that it's coming out still warm, which has a nice soothing effect on my anus.

this thread quickly turned disgusting

Dude, I could talk about shitting for hours.

I bet you like scat porn, huh?

seems like I could be shitting for hours... arg...
carina is going to get me some pepto and whatever she can at the store... I really hope that I'm going to get better and get to the bane show.

IMMODIUM,Rev....Take some you won't shit for days

I think carina's getting me some of that. I just told her to get me everything.

DwellingSickness said:

Uh, definitely not.

Is this contagious through the internet. I'll be pissed at you rev. Out my ass pissed.

thought I was in the clear today, but it sems this thread just became pertinent to my excretion situation.

"EVERYBODY OUT, I HAVE TO POOP...NOW!"

man... it's like I took a lifetimes supply of colon blow all at once.
I hate when you wipe and then your body goes "more work to do" *cue mud-river*

two words: granola bars

or three words: frosted mini wheats

It hit me yesterday while waiting in line at Stop n Shop. not fun.

man.. I'm so fucking pissed I'm not on my way to bane now. I need to piss from my ass a few times and then decide if I'm going.

i thought for sure there would be pictures in here by now.

man.. I feel that.

what the fuck

wtf.. I feel even worse!

(photos off)
yeah i got aaron a bunch of stuff this afternoon.
i had made plans with his brother's gf since he was going to a show.
Anyhow, she came over to pick up the ps3 i got for aaron's bro and then her and myself went out for dinner (muddy river smokehouse) mmm sweet potato fries
came back, played the wii and now she's gone and aaron's still sick :(

carina's neice has been puking for 4 days. canada? no fucking thank you!

my poor little angel

I've been puking/shitting all over the place today. Oh, what fun

I haven't puked.. yet... but I feel nauseous

Do it you faggot.

I puked so hard one time that my lunch splashed out of the water and I had to clean it before my mother's cat tried to eat it. Always a good time.

Since being sick I haven't been able to puke, despite trying really hard to do so. The closest I got was spitting up some blood.

BDC, let's leave a shitstreak from my place to your place.

everybody's got this shit.

it's the fucking chinks trying out new diseases on us.
why don't you people fucking see?

sounds good. I'm going to play it smart though and fill it in a bucket and slowly leak it from the bottom of my car.


Though scootching my ass along the pavement for a month kinda sounds fun.

Death to scootchie!!!

if I ever got giardia... I would have to get a bronze anus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardia_lamblia
I have one friend who had beaver fever... he shat constantly for 4 weeks. and then had 6 months of a "twinge" a couple times an hour and it would have 20 seconds to get to the bathroom. I think his funniest comment was "I shouldn't have worn white to that dance"

is it even possible to consume enough to shit that much?

wow this has really got to you if you took the time to study. That does sound awful tho.

first day in probably 5 years that I didn't drink coffee.

i stopped drinking coffee 2 years ago, come on dude, get with the times.

what do you do now, mainline amphetamies?

cocaine, its much better than coffee, for that morning boost.

coffee is just too unhealthy at this point, and cocaine makes you famous.

hm.. I've been looking to be more famous too.

Cocaine is so 1983. I switched to crystal meth years ago.

hey now, cocaines making a comeback, its the new E

I can't function without coffee, I have a 4-5 a day habit at Dunkins, 1 of my xmas gifts was a $100 gift card for there

ahhh I love coffee. Caffeine just may be my favorite drug.

i can drink all the coffee in the world but it doesn't give me any "boost" for some weird reason

now, it's when I don't drink it that I feel terrible.

oh and my shit's solid again! horray!

the_reverend said:

false

i would love to pork that little red head in the arss after she dumps. you know the one in the commercial there?

i had a steak over christmas vacation for the first time years...2 days later i shit several tennis ball turds

I shit myself yesterday. Not bad, but enough that I had to change my boxers. It came on super-fast and I thought I made it, but I looked down and there was a nasty little skid mark. And the wiping was so bad, that I gave up and took a shower. Luckily I was at home.

funny...I have mudd right now, as we speak. In fact, I'm gonna go unload again. It was all the J&B scotch I had new years

you need a laptop and wireless so you can do a double download.

damn, respect the dude's beliefs for not eating meat.

i got that evil fucking stomache virus and was out of commision for 2 days...brutal