I got an HD Dvd player for my xbox 360 and a couple of bottles of Jack Daniels. That was the only highlight of my Christmas.

I got a FEAR shirt, South Park pajama pants, and American Hardcore book. That's all.

I got a rock.

Diabetes

I didn't get anything yet

I got a colt .45. seriously.

so far i've gotten a handful of gift cards, a remote car starter, TV stand, meet the feebles DVD, one of those bluetooth ear pieces for your phone, and CD's from anaal nathrakh, nile, broken hope, glass casket, deeds of flesh, slayer and carcass. we'll see how my grandmother spoils me later on today.

Some jeans that don't fit and need to be exchanged, socks, a Saturday Night Live: Commercial Parodies DVD, the new Pirates of the Carribean movie, an MP3 player, a 2007 Far Side calendar, and the Family Guy: Volume 4 box set.

I got a new camera.
Thing is sweet, for a point and shoot.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

davefromthegrave said:

Nice.
Dont you already have 2 1911's?

someone already used the witty response "rock"
....

I got toiletries, money, an HP lovecraft collection, and a leatherbound version of Grimm's fairytales.

Neverpurified said:

Next year we can get our feet cut off together.

powerkok said:

I had one, now I have two.

Is that the cherry chocolate phone? also, which camera did you get?

Dante's Inferno the book
Blind Guardian- A Twist In The Myth
Deftones- Saturday Night Wrist
Alarm clock
Superman Returns DVD
Superman Returns full size figure thing
30GB iPod Video
Cologne
Boxers (from Mom, go figure)
and other stuff.

foot fungus
Rocky II

Bradness said:

what's the difference?

knives and undies

A new TV
A lot of candy, because I apparently don't get enough sugar at my job
Gift cards
Socks, underwear, and new hoodies
Some necklace thing with a Native American feather on it that I like a lot actually
Probably other stuff I can't remember

horror_tang said:

You know it!

I guess I should put the actual material possessions i got as well:

Shure sm58 microphone
Journey Greatest Hits Live
Undertaker Action Figure
My Quo Vadis shirt that I ordered last month...too bad it came in the wrong size
Guitar picks
Scarfs
Various shirts
Gift cards and money
Reservoir Dogs
All 3 special editions of Lord Of The Rings
Leather Driving Gloves
Tripod and carrier for my camera
Bass Strings

ConquerTheBaphomet said:


Me too, sweet book I have always been meaning to pick up

Suspiria shirt
Monster Squad shirt
Goonies Shirt
Pinnacle 10
Beerfest Unrated DVD
An American Werewolf in London DVD
Tombs of the Blind dead Boxset
$100 L.L. Bean Gift Certificate
10 Free Movies passes to AMC

my grandpa's old farm tools
flatt & scruggs cd
sprout growing tray
mushroom and wild edible book
the omnivores dilemma- michael pollans new book
adbusters
socks
new tool box

axiom 49...... and money

hunterhunter said:



Old tools rule, especially if they are in the family, I love my grandfathers old 20lb sledge hammer, looks like somehting thor would be swinging.

davefromthegrave said:

Nice. The only thing better than a Colt, is 2 Colts.
The phone is a Virgin Slice....(pfff cmon. 'service my red virgin slice please')
The camera is a Sony CyberShot W100 8.1 Mp

I got a watch, a Creative Zen 30 GB video, 3 seasons of Beavis & Butthead (I already had the first, though), couple shirts, jeans, gloves, tire gauge, prepaid cell phone, a bunch of DVDs, and lots of other shit I forget at the moment.

davefromthegrave said:

one is a fungus on the foot
the other is a great movie
pretty simple

Jack Daniels

A Nikon Coolpix L3 digital camera, I've never owned a camera before, just disposables.

Home Movies on DVD
Guitar Hero 2
The Big Lebowski
a sweater

I got an Olympus fe-140 digital camera. The thing is great. My first camera too.

I got an Olympus FE-190 digital camera, bunch of books, gift cards... mostly money, though.

Alpha N3B extreme cold military issue parka in black
New OBEY Giant hoodie
Ray Ban Aviators
Bestbuy gift cards
Sont Cybershot DSC-W50 camera (that im gonna return and combine with the gift cards for a sweet sony 10 mp camera)

I bought my girlfriend a pair of Prada sunglasses, i had no idea that sunglasses could be that expensive...

guinness hoodie
$50
a robe
grooming kit
fleece sweatshirt thing

presale floor tickets to Trans-Siberian Orchestera, money, sf2 the animated movie, gift cards, deodorant, and im getting myself an xbox 360 and another year on xlive

maximum overdrive on dvd
Black Mass, book about the Boston irish mafia
drunk on vodka
jumped on by my neice, nephew and their dog.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

I still gotta see that movie!!!

I got a bunch of stuff to clean the house with, that I already have, and a 50 dollar gift card to guitar center woohoo! Now Ive got a choice of getting a bunch of guitar strings thatll last me 20 years or have of a guitar case that I need!

60GB Creative Zen Vision:W
Mostly Harmless book(from the HHGTTG series)
some pants and socks and shirts and shit...
Cologne
75$ in best buy gift card
50$ cash
candy and shit
oh and gift certificates to this kickass stakehouse place

oh shit i almost forgot about getting one of those 3 kind huge popcorn tin things

i wish i got pop fucking corn thingies!!!!! I ate all my food already

About 10 different bottles of hot sauce
MP3 Player
Money
$25 gift cards for ; Dunkin Donuts, Panera, Smokey Bones, Subway
16gr,95% Tungsten Darts
Cologne
Clothes
5.8 gig cordless phone set
Winter tires for my Van
2 Memory Cards for my camera
Destroy All Humans 2 for ps2
A real 18/10 silverware set(finally)
A huge box of Slim Jim's


*edit*

Almost forgot....An Impetigo Hoodie, Funny thing about this was that I was at my parents house a while back looking on the Hangar 19 website, I had bookmarked the page and forgot about it. She found it and ordered it for me, haha.

Pirates of the Carribean II DVD.

And nothing else, as everyone else respected my wish to not have anything to do with Christmas.

lots of clothes
cell phone
some sandwich making contraption
cash
gift certificates
tmnt coloring/activity book(yeeaaaa!)
random guitar accessories
fender 2007 calendar
carton of cigarettes
30 pack of bud select

awesome

Cash
AMEX Gift Cards
Gift Card to the Sole Proprietor in Worcester
The Hardcover Calvin and Hobbes Complete Collect Boxset (Weights like 20 lbs You can kill people with thing)
Black and light gray scally caps.
Electric toothbrush
Some books

Keith, if you had told me you were getting anything for Beth with the name "Prada" on it, I'd have told ya to get ready to pay.
It's like when my friends would by Oakley sunglasses back in high school and I'd be like, "You paid HOW MUCH?!"
I believe I can picture the look on her face when she opened that though.

Patriots Hoodie
Tenacious D- Pick of Destiny Sndtrck
Undies
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey
Big bottle of Maker's Mark
Blackberry Brandy
BLS: Doomtroppin DVD
Giftcards
$$$
...and some other crap

Battlefield 2 (PC)
Need For Speed Carbon (PS2)
Greg Hastings Tournament Paintball (PS2)
80GB iPod Video (my wife wins Wife of the year award for this one)
Amon Amarth DVD (thanks Kyle, that was a killer gift)
Bottle of Jaeger
Best Buy giftcards
Dunkins Gift Cards

and some other random stuff

Dankill said:

such an awsome gift. I'm a HUGE calvin & hobbes fan. I have all the books already, but I want the Hardcover collection, because it has some comics that were never released.

New 19" wide screen flant panel monitor
Guitar Hero 2 (PS2)
A scrap book filled with pictures of my grand father and I (RIP)
Tickets to Blue Man Group
Rampage: Total Destruction (PS2)
Numerous gift cards...I haven't talied them all up yet.
Clothes
Stuff for my new apartment

lots of necessities like the new Darkthrone.

Gift Cards
200$ Cash
Cologne
New Beard Trimmer
Ipod Speakers
Got My Ray Bourque Signed Montreal Canadiens Jersey Washed and Retouched (from mom)

my parents got me about 900 pairs of socks, underwear and undershirts that i really needed and is a totally awesome gift, strange as that sounds. my girlfriend pre-ordered the new element, defeated sanity, year of desolation and beneath the massacre cds for me so im super stoked about that. and her family all pitched in and got me a wii! (well, a paid for pre-order because they are impossible to find). i also got money here and there from other family members, im gonna use it to pick up some new rescue gear and probably a tattoo. thumbs up to christmas!

19" lcd (sicknasty)
22" flat screen tv
Ps2
a futon
Saitek eclipse keyboard
and a leopard print body pillow


My brother got me a 50$ gift card but it's fucking worthless because NO online retailer accepts it. Up yours American express.

I got some some boxers, socks, and some swimming shorts/goggles/radio.
I got 3 knives:



the hitchhiker's guide movie.
full metal jacket (never saw it).
AND I GOT A PS3 FROM CARINA.
(well, all the presents listed here are from her)

edit:
carl sagan's cosmos
chop sticks
liquor drinks

Jon got me a 30gig iPod and a case for it. I love it, however I hate iTunes. Worst.Program.Ever. He also got me some books, fuzzy socks, slippers, and a classic movie horror collection. From the family/friends I got some clothes, new combat boots (yesss), more books, and a bunch of gift cards.

Rich, I have something small for you...sorry.

Zoe got more toys than I've ever seen a child receive...ever. You can't walk in my living room right now. Her grandparents are out of control. She's in Jon's video game rocker I got him right now playing her new Bratz video game. (Terrible)

Pretty awesome xmas, hope everyone had a good one. Except BlackMetalLady, I hope someone she loves died in a freak yule log accident.

aaron got me
dvd's i wanted:
welcome back kotter set
oblongs boxed set
a couple of italian ones (bicycle thief included)
gourmet chocolate truffles
scarface game for my psp
sonic collection game for my Wii
2 books i wanted
awesome gloves
a breadmaker
microdermabrasion body system
a tomtom gps portable (so even works not in my car.wooo)
and....
a jeweler's workbench
well other things too but too much too remember

Laid. Twice even!

haha, winner!

herpes

:(

Coatrack
socks
tshirt
thermal shirt
Batman Begins DVD
Flashlights that dont need batterys
cash
sex
a little bit of diarrea but nothing hospital worthy

From the girlfriend:
FIFA 07 for Gamecube
Abigail-Alive in Thailand
Katharsis-Kruzifixxion
Ofermod t-shirt
Katharsis t-shirt

From the parents:
lots of film
as well as enlarging paper
a new telephoto lens for my camera

From the rest:
my uncle gave me a broken down old Olympus he found in his basement
and then another aunt told me she had a bunch of OM lenses I could pick up in addition to a $50 Wal-Mart gift card which I'll never use.

I forgot to add some albums I also received in light of the holiday:

Putrid Pile- The Pleasure in Suffering
Prostitute Disfigurement- Left In Grisly Fashion
Mortal Decay- Forensic
And Oceans- A.M.G.O.D.
Carnivore Diprosopus- Madhouse's Macabre Acts
Defleshuary- Mutilated and Skinned Alive
Imperial Sodomy- Tormenting The Pacifist
Ufomammut- Snailking
Dead To Fall- The Phoenix Throne

$20 gift certificate to Strawberries
Socks
A Photo Album
Shirt
This Christmass sucked,last year I got a watch and underwear...

the_reverend said:

This is the first in like 4-5 years that I did not get a knife or sword for my collection, from my brother-in-law. I was looking forward to it

my knives are so sharp.. it's awesome. my older knives got so dull. I need to send them in to get serviced. a guy at my work threw one of my old knives into the floor at work and broke the tip off. I was so pissed. the floors are cement! he's not touching these.