What are you doing?

I'm trying to pull off throwing a Scumbag bash...the other people in my house are not thrilled about the idea. Booo.

going to a show that everyone here will call me gay for. don't care.

Glassjaw it is.

pam said:

do it!

Talk to Jon and Julie, they don't want to.

pam said:

But I want.

I want, too!

pam said:

what be's they's problem?

tell them i won't have a drinking contest with loki. that'll change they minds.

dreadkill said:

Mores likey vomit contestez.

I really wish I saw that.

I don't know what their problem is. They're worried, since we need to be out the next day technically, about the landlord showing up the next morning or something. I insisted that problem could be solved by not giving a shit. They just don't see things the way I do.

nothing planned as of right now, but hopefully something fun will come up

Yeah, like a scumbag convention HERE! I will get my way...

pam said:


GREAT IDEA!! but we're gonna be playing at the Barclay House in Baltimore, everyone should take a road trip, its only like 6 hours, I promise its worth it!

pam said:

after i initially won said drinking contest, i nonchalantly got up and calmly headed to the bathroom as i would if i needed to take a piss. before i got to the door, i chuffed into omy mouth and then another heave happened, causing me to spill some of the contents of my mouth on the door. then i went to the toilet and violently barfed my eyes bloodshot. george came in and saw me doing it. after i washed my hands, i went up to loki and said "you win." the end.

That one goes in the Scumbag Hall of Fame next to Rich's most recent concussion caused by Kevin, and TJ breaking my heater with his face.

Everyone is a faggot comapred to me and TJ. Fuck you. I'm going to your house and getting hammered, regardless of what other cunts say or want.

Sweet.

So there you have it. There's a party at your apartment on New Year's Eve. Both of the people you live with are too small to stop me.

Julie said she supposes she can't argue with that.

Don't lock the door. You're getting the boot so I don't care about breaking it down.

Ramming speed!

Yeah, with Jeff's head. Just like the good ol' days.

With any luck I'll have found another place by then and can evacuate all my belongings and furniture beforehand.

I hope your landlord does show up. I will destroy her.

That would make my New Year's spectacular.

Fuck.

i'll be in montreal

Probably nothing.

i plan to vom profusely.

I'll be asleep when the ball drops. I don't care about New Years and I hate parties.

you are one who poops at parties.

I love parties, but only when they're mine.

KeithMutiny said:

stupid stupid keifer batman, this is rttp were bottom of the barrel here man.

W3 nli said:

not quite as low as us, haha

haha i should explain its a joke, but someone here on these boards actually told someone else to not book us cause.....

"if you book Throwing Shrapnel, it'd be like scraping bottom of the barrel."

hey come in and join me in boredom, oh forum fun.

W3 nli said:

i can't believe someone actually said that, wicked lame.

its ok buddy, im just bored and hoping to entertain myself.

I disagree. My band is lower than yours. I've seen TS get booked, and you even mentioned a band wanting to play with you folks. This is not the case with Are Aitch Ampersand Tee Ess Enn Bee.

RichHorror said:

no way we dont get booked, i just go on here and make that shit up. Aaron actually never takes photos of our bands at shows either.

its all mind control, kinda like liberal faggots talking about global warming.

My band has yet to be photographed by Aaron. Therefor we don't exist.

pam said:

How about Marshall's? Better yet, I say the National Club. That way we can ruin the lives of families attending First Night.

Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful.

I still think we should wreck Pam's stupid faggot apartment.

Shitska said:

and have sex with salty sailor mans.

Mmmmmmmmm, tasty.