How did your dad take the news that you're gay?

also, remember to wipe front to back so you don't get any in your vagina.

PROUD STANDER. revocation discussed this on stage the other night. they win.

sitters are the new roller blader's now, I hope you fall down into you own shit water. nothing less masculine than a dude standing with his pants on the ground.

you're already sitting down while you shit, why not wipe while you're down there?

why not just shit while you stand up if you're so manly.

Aaron, stop trying to make people think you're not a homo. We've all heard your radio show. BA-ZING!!

tbone_r said:

maybe I just will.

hell, horses can do it while they're running, maybe I should just do that.

davefromthegrave said:

Birds man, Birds....
It is like they cannot even be bothered with shitting.

i tried wiping sitting down 1 time, and i felt it was less efficient and more awkward than standing up. and here i was, thinking i was the only person in the world that stands to wipe. i love you, return to the pit.

I walk it off like a real man.

nickyhelliot said:

hahhaha

MarkFuckingRichards said:

i thought i was the only person who stood up too, until david davidson made everyone raise their hands.

Seriously, who the fuck does that?
I stand and wipe daily!

I sit down to pee...

Dissector NLI said:

What??!!?

I never knew you could wipe your ass standing,never heard of it?

Mike Graffeo is the biggest faggot it's been my extreme misfortune to meet. He has little hearts on his fingernails. Queerboy faggotface.

I've never heard of people standing up to wipe their ass. How the fuck did that habit form?

"Oh, I don't want to look like a fag that wipes my ass while sitting on the shitter. Standing is clearly the logical way to complete this task."

RichHorror said:

Are they decals?

standing is easier.

standing obviously saves these guys time... I'm sure when you are getting your dick sucked in a restroom at a truckstop by some guy through a hole in the wall, you can wipe while your get herpes.

Standing is stupid. It Will End in Pure Dingleberries.

I would take hygiene from rich horror... that will do nothing more than end in pure horror

Like most other lifetime sitters, I didn't even know there was another way until Dave and Phil told me they were standers in Woburn a couple of weeks back.

Well, I tried standing and it's better, so I switched. United we stand.

i tried it myself, and it was weird. i suppose i'd have to sample a few times to get the full effect. it just seems so wrong.

CLASSIC

What the hell? People stand up to wipe? MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS

STFU NOOB

RAPE ME

YOU WERENT EVEN THERE YOU DONT KNOW

I go both ways - I take care of the job on the pot, generally speaking, but sometimes you gotta get up and try another angle.

only time I sit to wipe is at work because of the auto-flush thing. It sucks and only will do it right when you stand up. No one wants to come to the toilet to used tissue. And hell no, I'm not gonna sit back down and then get back up to get it to flush. Which doesn't always work either...worst auto-flusher ever.

sometimes i even walk over to the sink to wipe, ya know when its too creamy to come off easily. So you wet some tp and get to business, then back to plain old dry tp to finish the job...... ALL STANDING

you standers probably like fingers in the ass too.

you speaking from experience Aaron.

This is such a weird issue. I learned people stand up only a few years ago. I don't get standing up. Not only do you look like you have Downs Syndrome when wiping standing up, but why would you want your two shitty butt cheeks to connect?

I explained this to a twisted stander a few years ago and he switched after trying. I don't think standers ever really finished potty training. They're the kids that pulled their pants all the way down at urinals in elementary school.

Taking a dump is like handling a crime scene, you don't move anything until all the evidence is collected.

yeah, this isn't soho. say "no" to abstract art.

Man, this is such an RTTP thread.

dtfg's comment about horses ftw!

hahah i couldnt agree more, I was hoping noone used the "cheeks stick together" justification but you basically nailed what i was thinking.

standers are creepy. Why would someone do that? Not one part of it makes more sense than sittin down. whats next, shitting standing up?

creepy factor alone is enough for me.

Because they're not terrified of getting their silk crotchless panties dirty, Abigail Mae.

I've always stood, I never knew people sat to wipe. Seems girly.

Sure, the thing is, when you stand up, you have to keep touching your ass wich relate to homosexuality, then use a wet tp and the a dry one, pleazzzeeee!!!!

I'm sitting and wiping right this minute

Awesome dinner visual! THANKS REV!

And this is important, because of all the people who watch me wipe the shit off my ass.

rustytrombone doesn' t like the double download?

Not while I'm eating....

When I'm doing anything else, fine, but when I'm eating, no.

Sitting spreads ur cheeks apart