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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Men of RTTP 2007 Calendar by xmikex on Dec 8,2006 1:36pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2006 1:36pm
I dare you to tell me this wouldn't make the perfect stocking stuffer this holiday season.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 8,2006 1:37pm
It would be visual ipecac.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 8,2006 1:38pm
That'd be amazing.



toggletoggle post by skullfucked nli at Dec 8,2006 1:38pm
stop reading b9.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2006 1:40pm
fuck b9. if they steal this idea from me i'll kill someone.

i've got bigger problems like convinving Mark Richards to dress up as baby newyears to be Mr. January.



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Dec 8,2006 1:41pm
haha, this would be fantasticly horrific...

I call dibs on June!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 8,2006 1:41pm
xmikex said:
fuck b9. if they steal this idea from me i'll kill someone.


I'm pretty sure they already had this idea. Please make that someone be me.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 8,2006 1:43pm
Rich would be an outstanding strung-out, drunk, filthy Santa.



toggletoggle post by skullfucked nli at Dec 8,2006 1:44pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 8,2006 1:44pm
pam said:
Rich would be an outstanding strung-out, drunk, filthy Santa.


As I will be on December 26th.



toggletoggle post by skullfucked nli at Dec 8,2006 1:45pm
RichHorror said:
xmikex said:
fuck b9. if they steal this idea from me i'll kill someone.


I'm pretty sure they already had this idea. Please make that someone be me.


pwned, meatnormous.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2006 1:46pm
skullfucked nli said:


Wrap them linebacker meathooks around me and pull me into the huddle



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 8,2006 1:46pm
PERFECT.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2006 1:47pm
RichHorror said:
xmikex said:
fuck b9. if they steal this idea from me i'll kill someone.


I'm pretty sure they already had this idea. Please make that someone be me.


ugh. The Bridge Nig Two Step Through Two Thousand Seven nerd calendar for nerdy nerds.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 8,2006 1:48pm
xmikex said:
The Bridge Nig Two Step Through Two Thousand Seven nerd calendar for nerdy nerds.


I've got mine on pre-order!



toggletoggle post by skullfucked nli at Dec 8,2006 1:50pm
xmikex said:
RichHorror said:
xmikex said:
fuck b9. if they steal this idea from me i'll kill someone.


I'm pretty sure they already had this idea. Please make that someone be me.


ugh. The Bridge Nig Two Step Through Two Thousand Seven nerd calendar for nerdy nerds.


the calendar was supposedly "the women of b9". i know this because that klepotmaniac keara was miss july or something of that faggotry.



toggletoggle post by skullfucked nli at Dec 8,2006 1:53pm
xmikex said:
RichHorror said:
xmikex said:
fuck b9. if they steal this idea from me i'll kill someone.


I'm pretty sure they already had this idea. Please make that someone be me.


ugh. The Bridge Nig Two Step Through Two Thousand Seven nerd calendar for nerdy nerds.


the B9 have heart keepin'-it-posi-no homo-in-'07 calendar windmilling its way to a barnes and noble near you, bitchass.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2006 1:57pm
fine, here's my new idea: Joe Christianni is a Pussy - The Calendar

Jan - Joe Christianni asking his mom to turn on his nightlight
Feb - Joe Christianni chringing because a scottish terrier puppy barked at him
Mar - Joe Christianni wets himself while watching Scream 2
Apr - Joe Christianni buying a Power Rangers sleeping bag
May - Joe Christianni noticably sad while reading the internet
June - Joe Christianni scolded for not finishing his asparagas
July - Joe Christianni in a pair of floaties and a unicorn inner tube afraid to go in the deep end of a swimming pool
Aug - Joe Christianni stares in amazement while he watches another man pee standing up in a public restroom
Sept - The training wheel's fall off Joe Christianni's Toyota Tercel
Oct - Joe Christianni cowering in the corner while a pillbug crawls across the carpet
Nov - Joe Christianni calls Nickelodeon to complain after watching an upsetting episode of Rugrats
Dec - Joe Christianni dies



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2006 1:58pm
skullfucked nli said:
xmikex said:
RichHorror said:
xmikex said:
fuck b9. if they steal this idea from me i'll kill someone.


I'm pretty sure they already had this idea. Please make that someone be me.


ugh. The Bridge Nig Two Step Through Two Thousand Seven nerd calendar for nerdy nerds.


the calendar was supposedly "the women of b9". i know this because that klepotmaniac keara was miss july or something of that faggotry.


that fucking sucks.


that fucking SUCKS



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 8,2006 2:04pm
wow.. haahaha



toggletoggle post by skullfucked nli at Dec 8,2006 2:05pm
July - Keara poses in her prison cell with fellow cell-mate "philips", incarcerated for killing her husband with a philips head screwdriver.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2006 2:07pm
the_reverend said:
wow.. haahaha


Put those photography skills to use. You're gonna need em to make Niccolai look presentable in a pair of speedos.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2006 2:09pm
the ladies of bridge 9 calendar should just be a compendium of stupid uneducated things that girls had to say about music, politics, life, and other things they don't know anything about.



toggletoggle post by jim_is_signed_up_for_an_account at Dec 8,2006 2:21pm
xmikex said:
the ladies of bridge 9 calendar should just be a compendium of stupid uneducated things that girls had to say about music, politics, life, and other things they don't know anything about.


The ladies of bridge 9 can be summed up by this,



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 8,2006 2:26pm
Cassandra--




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2006 2:43pm
You know their names.

BOO THIS MAN!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 8,2006 2:44pm
I need something to cry out when I reach climax.



toggletoggle post by skullfucked nli at Dec 8,2006 3:12pm
fuck that girl and her stupid groupie tits.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 8,2006 3:14pm
Ok.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 8,2006 3:15pm
"their names" I thought b9 was just kris missions, an army of brophys (who are probably all adam22), cassandra, and a ton of guys trying to bone her/get nudz.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 8,2006 3:17pm
kearaeisan was made up. it's really just a term to describe any girl with a boys hair cut. these people make terrible house sitters and realestate agents



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2006 3:26pm
Adam 22 told me once that me posting on RTTP was like sending letters through the Pony Express. I told him that if everyone but him, KM, and 3 or four Brophy clones deleted their profiles nobody would ever notice.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 8,2006 3:31pm
I like Sway.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 8,2006 3:31pm
WHAT UP WORLD



toggletoggle post by skullfucked nli at Dec 8,2006 3:32pm
NO HOMO KID, NO HOMO.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 24,2017 11:37am
adam22? I definitely missed that era of rttp.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 24,2017 2:10pm
I'm drawing a blank on which band he was in.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Mar 24,2017 4:22pm
Whats Pam up to nowadays?



toggletoggle post by grandmotherweb at Mar 24,2017 4:39pm
i'm sure your lovely physique would stop traffic ;)



toggletoggle post by DEPT OF PURE 15NEP at Mar 24,2017 8:48pm
I'm sure you face would stop all DiD harassment.



toggletoggle post by Beaver Cliff at Apr 25,2017 12:06am
HEy Yall



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