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returntothepit >> discuss >> Right click, paste...what you got!! by Bradness on Nov 23,2006 11:21pm
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toggletoggle post by Bradness at Nov 23,2006 11:21pm
HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
HE WRITES POETRY
HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
HE DYES IT JET BLACK
WHEN HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 23,2006 11:26pm
marry_newyork: Was hoping you'd PM me put your cock in my mouth


Gotta love Yahoo chats.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 23,2006 11:28pm



toggletoggle post by brian_dc nli at Nov 23,2006 11:30pm
stop spamming you lifeless scum.
this has been reported.
please die now.the reason you were caught spaming is cause of the
REASON:Message contains blocked content:

haha...because what I had last copied was html, Rev's spam eater told me to fuck off. haha. So I c+ p'ed that instead.



toggletoggle post by badsneakers at Nov 23,2006 11:58pm
Disconnected



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 24,2006 12:21am
OH MAN:!!! I LOVE THESE THREADS!!!
this is from my phone
http://codyandsmoke.pepelis.c



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 24,2006 1:01am
post-op tranny/47/Ukraine



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Nov 25,2006 4:27pm



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at Nov 25,2006 4:28pm
www.myspace.com/schoolgirlknifefight

wanted to check out this shitty band, that apparently has alot of shows.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 25,2006 4:30pm
68.192.254.65



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 25,2006 4:38pm
Cowmaximus: THE GUEST IZ TEH GUY IM FUKIN BECUZ UR FAT LOLZ



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 25,2006 4:39pm
...



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 25,2006 4:41pm
I wish it had been your graphic details of your toddler sized shit...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 25,2006 4:42pm
Cowmaximus (1:25:54 PM): I just took a shit the size of a toddler.
whattakunt (1:25:59 PM): thanks for sharing
Cowmaximus (1:26:14 PM): It was a three-wipe.
whattakunt (1:28:58 PM): awesome
Cowmaximus (1:29:43 PM): Like where you do a big wipe, but you can still feel a pound or so of feces rammed betwixt your buttcheeks.
whattakunt (1:30:02 PM): ALRIGHT!!
Cowmaximus (1:30:25 PM): So you wipe again, and it more or less feels ok. But then you stand up, and THEN you feel it.
Cowmaximus (1:30:34 PM): So then you have to wipe your inner thighs too.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 25,2006 4:45pm
yessss.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Nov 25,2006 5:05pm



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Nov 25,2006 6:18pm
RichHorror said:
Cowmaximus (1:25:54 PM): I just took a shit the size of a toddler.
whattakunt (1:25:59 PM): thanks for sharing
Cowmaximus (1:26:14 PM): It was a three-wipe.
whattakunt (1:28:58 PM): awesome
Cowmaximus (1:29:43 PM): Like where you do a big wipe, but you can still feel a pound or so of feces rammed betwixt your buttcheeks.
whattakunt (1:30:02 PM): ALRIGHT!!
Cowmaximus (1:30:25 PM): So you wipe again, and it more or less feels ok. But then you stand up, and THEN you feel it.
Cowmaximus (1:30:34 PM): So then you have to wipe your inner thighs too.




How come you never talk dirty like that to me?



toggletoggle post by SlavonicIdentity at Nov 25,2006 6:56pm



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at Nov 25,2006 9:45pm
Fuck the middle east
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We sure could live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their fuckin' crisis
BEIRUT, LEBANON-Won't exist once we're done
LIBYA, IRAN-We'll flush the bastards down the can
SYRIANS and SHIITES-Crush their faces with our might
Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Nov 25,2006 10:57pm



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toggletoggle post by Bradness at Nov 26,2006 12:12pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 26,2006 12:50pm
Dissector said:
RichHorror said:
Cowmaximus (1:25:54 PM): I just took a shit the size of a toddler.
whattakunt (1:25:59 PM): thanks for sharing
Cowmaximus (1:26:14 PM): It was a three-wipe.
whattakunt (1:28:58 PM): awesome
Cowmaximus (1:29:43 PM): Like where you do a big wipe, but you can still feel a pound or so of feces rammed betwixt your buttcheeks.
whattakunt (1:30:02 PM): ALRIGHT!!
Cowmaximus (1:30:25 PM): So you wipe again, and it more or less feels ok. But then you stand up, and THEN you feel it.
Cowmaximus (1:30:34 PM): So then you have to wipe your inner thighs too.




How come you never talk dirty like that to me?


He holds me in a special place...a fecal place.




toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Nov 26,2006 3:57pm
not to sell Christian slaves to the Jews; not to permit the Jews to sell them in Spain, or to have Christians in their pay and employ; to prevent Christian women from observing the Sabbath with Jews, from working with them on Sundays, and from partaking of their meals during Lent; to forbid their servants eating meat during that period; not to buy meat that had been bled and rejected by them as being unclean and therefore called Christian meat, nor to sell it to other Christians; not to drink such wine as is sold only to Christians," etc.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 26,2006 4:00pm
Dissector said:
RichHorror said:
Cowmaximus (1:25:54 PM): I just took a shit the size of a toddler.
whattakunt (1:25:59 PM): thanks for sharing
Cowmaximus (1:26:14 PM): It was a three-wipe.
whattakunt (1:28:58 PM): awesome
Cowmaximus (1:29:43 PM): Like where you do a big wipe, but you can still feel a pound or so of feces rammed betwixt your buttcheeks.
whattakunt (1:30:02 PM): ALRIGHT!!
Cowmaximus (1:30:25 PM): So you wipe again, and it more or less feels ok. But then you stand up, and THEN you feel it.
Cowmaximus (1:30:34 PM): So then you have to wipe your inner thighs too.




How come you never talk dirty like that to me?


Because you don't dip into your supply of young girls to hook a brother up.




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toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jan 23,2009 11:55pm
weird, i just right clicked, and paste didn't highlight...is my life so empty that i haven't even COPIED anything?!?!?!?!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 23,2009 11:56pm
DONG THAT



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 23,2009 11:57pm
<table width='100%'>
<tr><td ><img src="/pics/frontpages/frontpage-2009-01-23.jpg" ></td>
<td>well, this was a hum-dinger of a show. For some reason this show had about 350 people less there than should have been. Maybe I'm just not in touch with the youth of today, but this show was so good and the turn out was decent, but it should have been over the top. Time for you to check yourself and then check out this tour.
<br /><p /><br />
[concert=2009-01-23]
</td></tr>
</table>



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jan 23,2009 11:59pm
drunk girl (11:57:28 PM): go masterate


GO MASTERATE!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 23,2009 11:59pm
She sounds hot.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jan 24,2009 12:03am
She is. I asked her if she wants my cock and she wont give me an answer. therefore she does. HOORAY.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 24,2009 12:04am
mmm, cock



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 24,2009 12:14am
hm... I'm going to go try that one on carina.
be back in 5



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toggletoggle post by AfterWorldObliteration   at Jan 24,2009 1:01pm



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Jan 24,2009 2:15pm



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 24,2009 2:41pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 24,2009 2:45pm
AfterWorldObliteration said[orig][quote]
http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde
Worst band. Ever.


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toggletoggle post by Mess at Jan 24,2009 3:14pm
evar



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jan 24,2009 3:46pm
LOL WUT LOL WUT WUT LOL



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jan 24,2009 3:57pm
banking@mercbanx.com



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jan 24,2009 10:37pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 24,2009 11:56pm
It will be nice to see you at a show when you're not pregnant and can actually drink.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 25,2009 1:01am
i think i musta smoked too much...



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jan 25,2009 1:34am
Original Dixieland Jazz Band



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 25,2009 8:23am
(includes quilt,bumper,dust ruffle,sheet



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Jan 25,2009 8:24am
ExplodingMogwai (9:58:42 PM): Gotcha



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 25,2009 11:34am
LAY DOWN WITH DOGS, WAKE UP WITH FLEAS




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 25,2009 12:22pm



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jan 25,2009 12:57pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 25,2009 12:58pm
April 22, 1923 – December 11, 2008



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jan 25,2009 1:19pm
17831



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Apr 5,2009 5:19pm
Life is a short, warm moment
And death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
Eighty years, with luck, or even less.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Apr 5,2009 7:27pm
262552



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Apr 5,2009 8:12pm
Nogueira



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 5,2009 8:49pm
boysicle7



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 5,2009 9:24pm
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lickmysticks/3415822807/" title="365.151 - Sniffy Face by Pam Helme, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3337/3415822807_853caabf81.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="365.151 - Sniffy Face" /></a>



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 5,2009 9:25pm
^ is this:



My kid is adorable.



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toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Apr 5,2009 10:58pm
www.thrashmageddon.com



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Apr 5,2009 11:15pm
aww i have nothing :(



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 6,2009 12:55am
866 578 4773

Assholes who call me 24/7 even though I'm not who they are looking for.



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Apr 6,2009 1:29am



toggletoggle post by ernie at Apr 6,2009 2:05am
6849



toggletoggle post by Mess at Apr 6,2009 12:19pm
women who have these hormonal issues typically carry alot of weight around the middle (due to the out of control insulin and resultant too high of testosterone) and a high protein and fiber diet combined with low carbs really helps with that an added benefit is that these types of foods are so filling and you avoid the highs and crashes that people with blood sugar problems live by

Off to the kindergarten valentine party
well as it turns out it was me who needed her the most i think if the test of the greatest among us is the one who will be the servant than penny wins in this houseok animal peoplei get it i really really get it

i will i will i will please hold me accountable if you dont see the results posted next week the inspiration pieces
but the main thing i love about this picture is tree cover you can see in the upper right corner thats how it was all around the block even on really hot days you could find a great place to play in some serious shade everyone had a huge tree or trees somewhere on their property and bushes and ivy and a great variety of things the only reason we had those young trees on the corner was because my mom sold our big palm tree to some palm springs landscapers ha

i look for girls with purses that compliment mine
ready to share the love

and i think im done cutting kits for a while oaf
seriously though my closest friends are fun real and honest good entertaining in love with life a little crazy down to earth deep and incapable of bs

it makes me too happy drawers full of yarn too glorious
i was born in orange county where my parents had lived in the same house for like 20 years they had both lived in so cal all their lives

even more obsessed with flickr than usual of late
where are neighborhoods like that anymore with bushes big enough to hide in and kids that go around the block together all afternoon and normal sized houses and the old winkfields next door ok i dont need the winkfields but id sure love to give my kids the rest

one more thought about best friends
we gave the universe one out- if grant found a job he loved before springtime wed stay put even though we wanted to go to cali really bad and even though grant had been looking for a different job for a long time

remember how i was so proud that my room was clean and i was knitting well i still am
i couldnt find a video of him performing it but listen to the lyrics

you love him too right
grant and i listened and danced to his music on valentines day

cate (incredulously) what were you a child of adam and eve
this week i am getting all my ducks in a row so that this weekend i can hole up and sew myself some desperately needed skirts for church and summer

it transported me back in time to simpler sunnier days and its been making really happy to stare at today
let me preface this by saying that there is no one size fits all eating plan for someone with hormonal issues for some women cysts irregular cycles lack of ovulation and too much testosterone and its effects are directly related to bad insulin regulation in their body for these women they may be able to restore better regularity with avoiding blood sugar spikes by not eating carbohydrates therefore eliminating the insulin problem that is why so many women can conceive with metformin or glucophage because these medicines work at that level

Quilt kits finally all done
all the sudden im 30 i thought id be driving a mini van full of kids and happily decorating my own home but life has shown me again that i am not in control and as i wait for more children and a sense of being settled

well just as we were making preparations to get moving grant was granted that job he wanted right here in utah i guess were staying put (sorry shellie i wanted to live by you and drive to see ray and the beach on weekends real bad)
refined sugar will be your enemy till you die

SPERMY SPAM



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 6,2009 12:20pm
By: cobra_commanDER on 4/6/2009 10:26:18 AM

*slam dunks newborn into the toilet*

the punch has been spiked! count it.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 6,2009 12:23pm
1 pack semi sweet choc chips, divided
1 pack brownie mix plug ingred. to make cake brownies
3/4 cup brown sugar
1 cup salted mixed nuts
5 rolls of rolos, 1.7oz each

Preheat to 375
brush it with veggie oil (pan)
chop 1 and 1/2 cup choc chips
combine brownie mix water oil eggs with 1/4 cup brown sugar
mix well, fold in chopped chocolate, pour into pan

chop nuts, combine 1/2 nuts with 1/2 cup brown sugar
sprinkle evenly over batter

Bake 20-22 minutes until toothpick comes out clean

cut 16 caramels into quarters
place remaining 1/2 cup of choc morsels in a bowl: melt

put in resealable bag, set aside

remove brownies from oven, immediately press remaining 24
caramels into brownies in 4 rows of 6 caramels each
sprinkle quartered caramels and remaining nuts over brownies.

drizzle with melted chocolate (cut corner of bag)

cut into squares and serve warm.


(Wicked good brownie recipe I sent to a friend)



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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 6,2009 12:34pm



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Apr 6,2009 12:37pm



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Apr 6,2009 12:37pm edited Apr 6,2009 12:38pm
I don't remember what I downloaded. Oh, Geogaddi.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 6,2009 12:54pm
75795017



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Apr 6,2009 12:58pm
Pam's kid is adorable in that photo!!!



toggletoggle post by fresh kid ice at Apr 6,2009 10:10pm

berkeleybenje (6 hours ago)

when he says "and suck my asshole too" it reminds of this freak I used to date who not only liked to lick my asshole, but only when it was rank; and sometimes used to want me to fart in her face.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Apr 6,2009 10:12pm
because i do a thing that is essentially corndogs



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 6,2009 10:46pm
the_taste_of_cigarettes said[orig][quote]
Pam's kid is adorable in that photo!!!


He makes that face whenever I point a camera at him lately. I laughed so hard the first time, he figured out it makes me laugh and I haven't gotten a normal photo of him in weeks.




toggletoggle post by boblovesmusicatthecoolidge at Apr 6,2009 10:58pm
Tetrafusion



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 7,2009 7:39am
pam said[orig][quote]
1 pack semi sweet choc chips, divided
1 pack brownie mix plug ingred. to make cake brownies
3/4 cup brown sugar
1 cup salted mixed nuts
5 rolls of rolos, 1.7oz each

Preheat to 375
brush it with veggie oil (pan)
chop 1 and 1/2 cup choc chips
combine brownie mix water oil eggs with 1/4 cup brown sugar
mix well, fold in chopped chocolate, pour into pan

chop nuts, combine 1/2 nuts with 1/2 cup brown sugar
sprinkle evenly over batter

Bake 20-22 minutes until toothpick comes out clean

cut 16 caramels into quarters
place remaining 1/2 cup of choc morsels in a bowl: melt

put in resealable bag, set aside

remove brownies from oven, immediately press remaining 24
caramels into brownies in 4 rows of 6 caramels each
sprinkle quartered caramels and remaining nuts over brownies.

drizzle with melted chocolate (cut corner of bag)

cut into squares and serve warm.


(Wicked good brownie recipe I sent to a friend)


oh Pam, you're such a mom. cut out the caramel and this is a killer recipe.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 7,2009 8:24am
andrew jackson jihad



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 7,2009 9:31am
Cut out the caramel? Blasphemy!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 7,2009 10:31am
i have never liked caramel in general, but especially in brownies. butterscotch chips on the other hand....



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Apr 7,2009 10:37am



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 7,2009 10:43am



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Apr 9,2009 9:22am



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Apr 9,2009 9:31am
Rhed Asphalt



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 9,2009 9:32am



toggletoggle post by porphyria at Apr 9,2009 11:15am
Right click, paste...what you got!!



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Apr 9,2009 1:49pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 9,2009 3:35pm
Eostur-monath



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Apr 9,2009 4:18pm
YENI BIR GUN (1979)



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Apr 9,2009 6:13pm
anal cheese whizzzzz



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Apr 11,2009 1:28am



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Apr 11,2009 2:27am
Zoe & The Stormies



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Apr 11,2010 1:16am
Alex: Where is your monkey?
Dante: He's upstairs putting his nun-chucks away.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Apr 11,2010 4:57am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 11,2010 8:20am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 11,2010 8:24am
The Saga of Kronar - Aumanii creation myth.



toggletoggle post by thrasher   at Apr 11,2010 8:28am



toggletoggle post by demondave at Apr 11,2010 12:22pm
THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD vs NUNSLAUGHTER



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Apr 11,2010 12:23pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 11,2010 4:37pm



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Apr 11,2010 4:46pm
PANZERBASTARD in METAL HAMMER: 8/10. In addition to having the best band name ever, PANZERBASTARD are unfeasibly exciting. A rampant storm of crusty thrashcore with dizzying energy levels, 2006-2009 compiles the Boston mob's first three demos and it will kick your face off. Guaranteed.



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Apr 11,2010 5:02pm
Martyr



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Apr 11,2010 6:14pm



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Apr 11,2010 8:26pm



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 6,2011 10:20pm
Western Digital Elements 1TB USB 2.0 Desktop External Hard Drive WDBAAU0010HBK-NESN



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 6,2011 10:41pm
Longtime activist Joyce Katzberg told the group that she had occupied the park many times, beginning with the time when “I swam in that fountain as a kid in antiwar demonstrations.”

“If you feel the emotion coming from me,” she said, “that emotion comes from a place of healing needing to happen.”



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 7,2011 7:40am
75798979



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 7,2011 8:21am
270 Daniel Webster Highway
Nashua, NH 03060

i don't want to go to nashua. no idea who was using my computer.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 7,2011 8:54am
Apparently I have nothing.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 7,2011 9:16am
beakwilder@gmail.com

\thread



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 7,2011 9:33am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WLpThO4QE


bennyhillifier

I had the song from this stuck in my head when I woke up.



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