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returntothepit >> discuss >> Please Keep Drinking And Driving... by AUTOPSY_666 on Nov 19,2006 6:53pm
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toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 19,2006 6:53pm
This is from a fatal crash on the 241 toll road at alton pkwy on the afternoon of Halloween. The driver was an 18 year who took her father's brand new Porsche out for a spin without permission after getting drunk. Two 911 calls came in about three minutes before she crashed. 1 was from her dad saying she just left the house with his car without permission - the other call was from a neighbor saying she peeled out at about 60+ around the corner in the neighborhood. Within five miles from her house and a three minute time frame she managed to get the car on the 241 at well over 100 MPH where she ran into an unsuspecting driver in a Honda then into one of the toll booths.










Please Keep Drinking And Driving.




toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Nov 19,2006 6:57pm
That airbag worked wonders, haha!! Look at all the wet brain all over the place.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2006 6:59pm
airbags saved the honda...



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Nov 19,2006 7:02pm
the_reverend said:
airbags saved the honda...



Honda's are sturdy little bastards. I have a pilot now, and had a civic before that for 10 years that went through hell and survived.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2006 7:03pm
my civic's tire keeps going flat!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 19,2006 7:06pm
My Honda Accord was a great car, had it for around 6 years.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Nov 19,2006 7:08pm
the_reverend said:
my civic's tire keeps going flat!


That is weird.




toggletoggle post by blackmetallady at Nov 19,2006 7:17pm
Oh man, that's sad.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 19,2006 7:32pm
i hope she didn't hurt the honda driver



toggletoggle post by blackmetallady at Nov 19,2006 7:36pm
I hope she didn't either



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 19,2006 8:19pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:


She picked the wrong day to wear her new white shoes.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 19,2006 8:23pm
Those are her brain-picking-up sneakers.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Nov 19,2006 8:27pm
im a firm believer in hauling ass in non-convertibles. granted a coupe wouldnt have saved her... but still. look at how the top is all not there. maybe if it was modified with a 6 point cage atleast... then i dont think her head would have exploded like that.



toggletoggle post by urinal turd at Nov 19,2006 8:31pm
i'll just drive inbetween sips.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 19,2006 8:41pm
that bitch got SERVED



toggletoggle post by CNV at Nov 19,2006 9:00pm
Damn, imagine have to clean that shit up

That would make a BROOTAL cd cover



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Nov 19,2006 9:12pm
ahhhh, the sight of job security



toggletoggle post by nDUG - nli at Nov 19,2006 10:17pm
do you think she lived?



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Nov 19,2006 10:23pm
nDUG - nli said:
do you think she lived?


Duct tape can fix anything.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Nov 19,2006 10:23pm
Wow....

Her head pretty much EXPLODED.



toggletoggle post by ct b0rderpatrol at Nov 20,2006 12:14am
<3 natural selection



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 20,2006 12:27am
HEIL HITLER



toggletoggle post by annnonymous at Nov 20,2006 5:43am
I'd still do her.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Nov 20,2006 6:52am
what a mess! I love it!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 20,2006 8:55am
The half-a-head pic is hot.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 20,2006 8:58am
and i thought i had a splitting headache. eeesh.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 20,2006 9:48am
Jesus christ. I hope her dad sees this thread and feels really fucking stupid. All he cared about was that she took his new car without permission? Fucking asshole.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Nov 20,2006 9:54am
i'd probably run down there before anyone got to the scene punched flesh if i were her dad.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Nov 20,2006 10:09am
i make no sense... ever



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Nov 20,2006 10:13am
Karma's a cunt...

I'd say that probably hurt, but she didn't feel a damn thing...



toggletoggle post by whoremastery  at Nov 20,2006 10:16am
WHAT DID SHE LOOK LIKE BEFORE..SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULDVE BEEN HOT



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Nov 20,2006 10:32am
I want to eat honey bunches of oats out of her skull cap.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Nov 20,2006 10:36am
with almonds



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Nov 20,2006 10:37am
pasta prema veeeeeera



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 20,2006 11:32am
davefromthegrave said:
Jesus christ. I hope her dad sees this thread and feels really fucking stupid. All he cared about was that she took his new car without permission? Fucking asshole.


It says in the description that call reached 911 about three minutes before the crash happened.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 20,2006 11:43am
Lamp said:
davefromthegrave said:
Jesus christ. I hope her dad sees this thread and feels really fucking stupid. All he cared about was that she took his new car without permission? Fucking asshole.


It says in the description that call reached 911 about three minutes before the crash happened.


I read that.



toggletoggle post by anonymousteinberg at Nov 20,2006 11:44am
davefromthegrave said:
All he cared about was that she took his new car without permission? Fucking asshole.


He's trying to avoid getting sued. If he gets the call in before she does the wreck, she's 18 and he's not directly liable.



toggletoggle post by anonymousteinberg at Nov 20,2006 11:44am


I'd hit it.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 20,2006 1:54pm
N E n00dz?



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toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Nov 20,2006 2:20pm
anonymousteinberg said:


I'd hit it.


Someone forward this to LDOH, even though they are no more, This would make a brilliant "Greatest Hits" CD cover



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 20,2006 4:16pm
JESUS!!!



toggletoggle post by eat shit and live at Nov 20,2006 4:17pm
DRINKING AND DRIVING IS AWESOME!!!
just look at how hot half of this broads skull is



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 20,2006 5:27pm
davefromthegrave said:
I read that.


So how exactly do you think the guy was supposed to know that his daughter was going to get into a crash or that she was even drunk at all? Doesn't say anything about that in the excerpt.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 20,2006 6:07pm
All i can hope from assholes who post shit like this and think its "brutal" and "funny"...is that you get to see your sister or mother with their brains splattered in a car wreck some day...that'll be some hilarious shit,wont it
douchebags?



toggletoggle post by dunwich  at Nov 20,2006 6:11pm
I don't think it's brutal or funny...it's disgusting. However, I have trouble feeling very sympathetic. I just hope she didn't take anyone else with her.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 20,2006 7:21pm
I honestly want people to keep drinking, driving and dying.

I really do.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 20,2006 7:23pm
Lead the way, comrade!



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Nov 20,2006 7:26pm
fuck porn... this thread is where it's at



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 20,2006 7:31pm
People dumb enough to drive drunk really do deserve whatever happens to them.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 20,2006 7:32pm
I just hope it never stops.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Nov 20,2006 7:33pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
People dumb enough to drive drunk really do deserve whatever happens to them.


cheers to that! (rev, you need an icon with a dude blowing his brains out)



toggletoggle post by metalguy at Nov 20,2006 9:14pm
I think this is extremely funny.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 20,2006 9:59pm
bloody crackahs



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 20,2006 10:10pm
that is fucking incredible. the only recognizable feature is her tongue. i think there are some teeth in her hair and what looks like some snot from her nasal cavity. wow. the hair in the roof is amazing. pictures like this make me hungry.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 20,2006 10:13pm
i would love to see a moment of impact video that focuses on her head. that must have made the sickest sound.



toggletoggle post by blackmetallady at Nov 20,2006 10:16pm
This is why bus trips to shows are good. How awful



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 20,2006 10:46pm
i know its really easy to sit here and say this cruel assed shit, but she was a beautiful girl. she was someones daughter, sister, cousin- stupid or not. she was still a human being.



toggletoggle post by anonymousteinberg at Nov 20,2006 11:12pm
All of your society is stupid. It is ready for us to move in and take over. I never thought it, but the Elders of Zion were right all along. Abraham's line is destined to take over the earth.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 21,2006 12:07am



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 21,2006 10:42am
anonymous said:
i know its really easy to sit here and say this cruel assed shit, but she was a beautiful girl. she was someones daughter, sister, cousin- stupid or not. she was still a human being.


silence your bleeding heart.



toggletoggle post by INFECT  at Nov 21,2006 11:31am
anonymous said:
i know its really easy to sit here and say this cruel assed shit, but she was a beautiful girl. she was someones daughter, sister, cousin- stupid or not. she was still a human being.


ughhh, im so sick of this pervasive "love everyone" attitude that always springs up in these sort of conversations. Yea she was good looking, and somebodys cousin, sister, trust fund baby, etc. NOTHING SPECIAL
with a population of over 6 billion and counting, the value of each individual human life keeps getting more and more insignificant. The only ones who matter are those that distinguish themselves as such. On the other hand, for those who distinguish themselves as being especially expendable, such as this stupid broad, its hilarious and satisfying when they get mangled in a horrible car wreck that was completely their own fault. someone please post those pictures again



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 21,2006 11:57am
one can only hope your mother is next..that shit will be funny and i hope you post pix!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 21,2006 3:14pm
I hope all of you die, in the most painful way possible. The grief of a family is no joke. Young people make mistakes all the time, you have, and most of you, judging by the shit you post, will when you hit puberty in a few years. Some pay the price some get lucky. God rest her soul.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 21,2006 3:16pm
when you make a decision, you must be prepared to face whatever consequences arise. you are correct, we all make mistakes. but if you make a mistake so grave as that, you must face the reaper. what if that girl had hit your mother and killed her? i'm sure you would feel differently.



toggletoggle post by Anthony at Nov 21,2006 3:16pm
Yeah we have all done plenty of stupid shit, but getting drunk and speeding at over 100 mph is retarded, no matter how much bleeding-heart bullshit you spew. She was a dumb bitch who got what she deserved. Nothing special, nothing new, and nothing that won't happen again. Good riddance.



toggletoggle post by DeRtOxIa   at Nov 21,2006 3:20pm
what about the dad? he lost his fucking porsche. doesn't anyone feel bad for him?!?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 21,2006 3:49pm
As much as I have no sympathy for this girl's death for doing something so reckless and stupid, it still must suck to lose a family member, no matter who you are.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 21,2006 3:54pm
DeRtOxIa said:
what about the dad? he lost his fucking porsche. doesn't anyone feel bad for him?!?


ha



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 21,2006 3:56pm
DeRtOxIa said:
what about the dad? he lost his fucking porsche. doesn't anyone feel bad for him?!?


not really. I'm sure he can buy another one. If he's lucky he's got another daughter to crash that one too.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Nov 21,2006 4:07pm
INFECT said:
anonymous said:
i know its really easy to sit here and say this cruel assed shit, but she was a beautiful girl. she was someones daughter, sister, cousin- stupid or not. she was still a human being.


ughhh, im so sick of this pervasive "love everyone" attitude that always springs up in these sort of conversations. Yea she was good looking, and somebodys cousin, sister, trust fund baby, etc. NOTHING SPECIAL
with a population of over 6 billion and counting, the value of each individual human life keeps getting more and more insignificant. The only ones who matter are those that distinguish themselves as such. On the other hand, for those who distinguish themselves as being especially expendable, such as this stupid broad, its hilarious and satisfying when they get mangled in a horrible car wreck that was completely their own fault. someone please post those pictures again


this is what i've been trying to say all along




toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Nov 21,2006 4:13pm
Sometimes our society drives me nuts. Misled by ecclesiastical notions, we divide the world into and [URL=http://www.anus.com/altar]evil, yet in this world of symbols we never see . Our deception enables us to misguidedly ignore the [URL=http://www.continuity.us/]continuous nature of existence, in which natural selection is one color in the palette of the gods that helps refine us toward higher levels of organization, and instead select the [URL=http://www.fuckcapitalism.com/]path to meaningless existence, when if we just accepted reality and then made the best of it, we would live in the best possible paradise. C'est la vie, I suppose, but it would be nice if someone put us back on track to a healthier before we have to [URL=http://www.sodomy.org/]submit to the insanity of the . We're not the only species in this universe, and no [URL=http://www.fuckgod.com/]god is going to save us from ourselves, and it's most likely we'll end up a plateau of evolution forshortened, where the parasitic rich rule the oblivious grey race of lumpenproletariat. Sure would suck for our entire species to fail, but that looks like the future, unless, of course, we fight back.



toggletoggle post by CNV at Nov 21,2006 5:59pm


I knew a girl that had her throat slit that I went to school with

I found out about it and called my friend Jon and said - dude Kim F got murdered

his response was- Really !!! That girl used to shit her pants in my grade school class... Oh well, bye bye poopy pants....


I gotta admit I was in awe of his response

but the moral of the story is- I would not take things so seriously





toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 21,2006 6:11pm
i got the "awesome" privelage of going to identify a family member at the morgue once after an accident...i thought it was weird that i got an erection.



toggletoggle post by INFECT  at Nov 22,2006 10:55am
anonymous said:
I hope all of you die, in the most painful way possible. The grief of a family is no joke. Young people make mistakes all the time, you have, and most of you, judging by the shit you post, will when you hit puberty in a few years. Some pay the price some get lucky. God rest her soul.



boo hoo hoo, stop trying to inject your misplaced sympathy and reverance to a bunch of scumbag nihilistic metalheads
i got news for you, everything is a joke



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Nov 22,2006 12:02pm
anonymous said:
i got the "awesome" privelage of going to identify a family member at the morgue once after an accident...i thought it was weird that i got an erection.


HAHA!!!




toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Nov 22,2006 3:04pm
CNV said:
but the moral of the story is- I would not take things so seriously


The moral of the story is: morality is an illusion.

ONLY DEATH IS REAL



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 22,2006 3:27pm
that's probably the smartest statement in this thread



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 21,2007 1:14pm
I CAN'T FIND THESE GODDAMN PICTURES ANYWHERE.

The only place that looks like they might still have them is blocked by WebSense for being "tasteless."

GEE, YA THINK?!?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 21,2007 2:17pm
Strange that all those links are different pictures now.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at May 19,2009 10:31pm



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 20,2009 8:28am
I'm very upset that someone changed all the gore pictures to happy face shots in this thread :(



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at May 20,2009 9:00am
this was on the news, the parents are doing what they can to stop the pictures



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 20,2009 9:05am
im pretty sure that I made a thread about that news story.



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