http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/worstbandnames.html

pretty funny list.




...oh and yes, Anal Cunt is on it

ha...Anaal Nathrakh is No 50. i bought a cd from these dudes cause i thought the band name was cool. turns out ...they fuckin rule. but apparently i have bad taste in band names.

no anal blast.

lots of gay names and gay bands in there

"Nobody brings anything new to the hate mail table anymore. It's always the same old "your an idiot," and "your a fucking idiot," and "an idiot belongs to you," with the occasional threat of harm, & the even rarer case in which someone will spend several paragraphs laced with middle school vocabulary words about how terrible you are by wasting their time, so they had to waste another half hour telling you about it."

you'RE an idiot...god I hate humans....

ha, he spells like a middle schooler.

I just read that again...I'm hoping he's being funny....

please let him be joking

he might be just cutting and pasting misspelled insults directly from the hate mail.

he spells it right later...I hate humans just a little less now.

i still hate them the same amount.

what????????? Sunn 0)))? fuck that list, you could find 6000 shittier band names on myspace

yeah, but he probably wanted to focus on bands that people might actually have heard of.

Sunn O))) is a really stupid name.

i agree. it is a retarded name.

i wish that stinking lizaveta band was included in this. i really hate that band name.

That band rules.

22. From Autumn To Ashes

If your band's name sounds like you had a band-naming contest, & Emily Dickinson won, you might be post-hardcore.

HAHAHAHAHA

11. Bullet For My Valentine

This should win an award. They should call it the Why Don't You Cry About It, Crybaby? award & have it shaped like a girl laughing at you.

yesssss

RichHorror said:

i've never bothered to listen to them. i've heard good things about them, i'm just not a fan of the name.

pam nli said:

Nice, that band is painfully gay.

dreadkill said:

You'd like them. We played with them over the summer. Live they're especially phenomenal.

Surprising, Coffin Birth is no where on that list

anonymous said:

how is that surprising? coffin birth is a local band not on a big metal label. the guy probably hasn't heard of them.

Yea id be honored if it was on that list. Well sorta, the band name was infact someone elses idea, and i wish i changed it. It was however on a bad bad names thread on the 13 winters forum.

in regards to Anal Cunt, or should I say A.C.

I think it'd have to be above a band who's all right with calling themselves Anal Cunt to wuss out for censors & go by "A.C." on their album covers for the sake of sales or air play.

hahahahahahaha

I got a kick out of the list. Only one thing struck me though.

When it came to ..And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead - I was surprised at this remark.

"For example, I think the name "The Presidents Of The United States Of
America" is fine, but this one is long AND boring. "

I don't listen to ......Trails of the Dead' and am not arguing against his placing it on the list ... but there is nothing good about the name "The Presidents Of The United States Of
America"

demondave said:

i agree

why is wumpscut on the list? And is rudy related to the pope?

EAGLES OF DEATH METAL is a lame band name

hungtableed said:

I chuckled at that too... I would think the AC logo would be more offensive

Screaming Afterbirth should have made the list even though I like the band.

the guy only used bands that are found on Amazon.com

Dwellingsickness said:

i know right, did the guy not notice the asshole A and the cunt C

hungtableed said:

He did...he mentions that.

OCR said:

they don't sound like the eagles or death metal, so i agree with you.