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New site? Maybe some day.
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December 26
Dreaded Silence [Boner-fueled Melodic Metal]
The Accursed [New Bedford Thrash Kings - Buy their new CD!]
Rich Horror & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns [Hate & Pill-fueled Powerviolence]
Random Acts of Violence [Boston's Kings of Thrash & Roll]
@ The Skybar - 518 Somerville Ave. - Somerville, MA
8 pm - 21+ |
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They only wanted four bands, so this is the final lineup. It'll be a party. |
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RichHorror said:
wave your hands, nod, drop ass on humanity, and make this a show thread. |
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we're going to cover Purple Rain |
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In that case, we're covering Diamonds and Pearls. |
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We'll cover Seventeen by Rick James.
"Yeah, she was seventeen, seventeen...
And she was FREAKAY!" |
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I'll burn a prostitute with a crack pipe, in memory of Rick James. |
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I am hoping to receive a magnificent flyer from Mr. Jonathan Helme shortly. |
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Can it have danny pintauro on it? |
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HOoker nooasijdfaojd said: Can it have danny pintauro on it? |
i second this |
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I just made this, until Jon makes one. Or whatever.
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this flyer should have rich in a santa suit |
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I like my flyer. It's very soothing. |
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Everyone else loves my flyer, as well.
Iren The Viking (4:48:38 PM): haha nice, you should try and make that bear more visible
Cowmaximus (4:48:53 PM): I like him gagged by words.
Iren The Viking (4:49:39 PM): can you make it so where there are no words, you can still see his face?
Cowmaximus (4:49:48 PM): No.
Cowmaximus (4:49:55 PM): I refuse to compromise my art.
Iren The Viking (4:50:06 PM): you're so stubborn
Cowmaximus (4:50:32 PM): I'M AN ARTIST. |
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RichHorror said: Everyone else loves my flyer, as well.
Iren The Viking (4:48:38 PM): haha nice, you should try and make that bear more visible
Cowmaximus (4:48:53 PM): I like him gagged by words.
Iren The Viking (4:49:39 PM): can you make it so where there are no words, you can still see his face?
Cowmaximus (4:49:48 PM): No.
Cowmaximus (4:49:55 PM): I refuse to compromise my art.
Iren The Viking (4:50:06 PM): you're so stubborn
Cowmaximus (4:50:32 PM): I'M AN ARTIST. |
you sure are a man with a vision rich |
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I am no different than Picasso. |
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i think every member of the fat and shitty looking club will be at this show |
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i.e. Dreaded Silence and me. |
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I will be doing The League justice by consuming much chinese food before, and after, our set. |
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I will attempt to do you one better and consume some during our set as well. |
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Yeah, I'd probably ruin my guitar if I did that. |
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Some people have no sense of priorities. |
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Well, when you've had a guitar and amp killed within the last 6 months, you have to take these things into account. I'm too poor to keep replacing equipment. haha |
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i have much to learn about being fat and shitty looking |
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I can't wait until your girlfriend leaves you. |
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You can certainly learn a lot from me, Ken...You've seen the way I eat! haha |
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Ken got fat from eating mold off the walls of his apartment. |
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and i've been sick for more than a month from it |
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This show should be tomorrow, I'm bored and craving the company of booze and scumbags. |
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I'm bored and sober as fuck. |
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Thankfully NJ is this weekend. Scumbag roadtrip! |
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If I make it home alive, it'll be the most amazing magic trick ever. |
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You're going to horrify the sweet good natured south Jersey boys, I know it. |
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I smell rape. Rich, make sure you use protection. |
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Nope, just walking on the beach and hand-holding. |
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And Jon's flyer--
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I can't believe Jon stole a picture of me as a newborn. |
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And another--
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That's the idea. It's supposed to look like you're reading it drunk. As was told to me by Mr. Helme. |
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oh, ok. i thought it was just a really low quality jpeg |
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You're a low quality jpg. |
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i'm a poorly compressed image on the internet? |
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oh, it all makes sense after reading your most recent post |
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can we make it say "the band that invented music" after the boner-fueled part of my band's description? |
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That would be a falsehood. |
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Those flyers are excellent. |
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boner fueled melodic metal from the band that invented music is also excellent |
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pam said: Those flyers are excellent. |
Pam liked the flyers so much she railed the dude that made them. |
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pam loves railing bill brasky |
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rails love pam likes bill rimjob brasky flyers made dude so much |
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It;s a parade, and there's nothing like it. It's fancy and made out of colors. |
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Charlies Kitchen........Babes! |
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D E F N A S T Y: YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING PEARL JAM SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE |
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Your not worthy of my cum! |
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I sure do love smoking about parails. |
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We should actually have a lot of new material for this. 'I Heart Cocaine', 'Tyler Forced Anal Sex On A Fat Girl', 'Sex, Drugs & Posiviolence', 'Cockslave' 'Your Mouth Says No But My Fist Says Yes' are the newest ones, hopefully we'll write even more before the show time of the show. |
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we will most likely have a new one ready for this show too. |
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Make the new song about punishing your girlfriend's anus. |
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it will be called " unholy abuse of a female's turdcutter in g-minor." |
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FUCKFUCKSHITTYTITTYCUNTFUCKFUCK |
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We'll be giving out gifts of phamelgahide and arsnic for all the kiddies! |
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I know for sure we're covering The Misfits, Black Flag and GG Allin at this. And I'm probably getting rid of the rest of the IWEIPH shirts at this, as well. |
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RichHorror said: I know for sure we're covering The Misfits, Black Flag and GG Allin at this. And I'm probably getting rid of the rest of the IWEIPH shirts at this, as well. |
We're covering Black Flag? |
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All I ever hear is talk talk talk, but no action. |
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You are the action of cockfucking. |
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Cowmaximus: I told Tyler he needs to learn 'Nervous Breakdown'.
Giallo Grind: I love that song
Cowmaximus: Pester him about learning it.
Cowmaximus: As I do.
Giallo Grind: I'd rather not talk to Tyler
Cowmaximus: ...
Giallo Grind: Ever
Cowmaximus: ...
Giallo Grind: Ever ever ever
Cowmaximus: Now you're just beind childish.
Giallo Grind: Ratehr be childish than gay, LIKE YOU!
Cowmaximus: You're going down.
Cowmaximus: On ym cock.
Cowmaximus: MY
Cowmaximus: FUCK YOU |
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FUCK YOU IS WHAT I SAID TO YOU |
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Don't make promises you can't keep, Rich. |
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rich backs his promises up with a machete. |
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I MAKE WHAT I WANT -- COB SALAD, ANYONE??? |
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I wish everyone in my band was dead. I hate those fucking useless cocksuckers. |
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RichHorror said: I wish everyone in my band was dead. I hate those fucking useless cocksuckers. |
I wish I was dead. |
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Stop talking about it and do it, pussy. |
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ATTENTION!
Women at this show will more than likely be getting kicking in the mouth. I hope all of you fucking whores die. |
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i want this show to be tomorrow |
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I can't wait to kick any stupid bitch that's near the stage in the fucking whoremouth. |
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I love ladies everywhere. |
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RichHorror said: I love ladies everywhere. |
That's funny, I thought you were going to make this "girls have to stand the fuck outside" night. |
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i dont think im going to go to this |
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Stop acting like you have free will. |
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. |
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that's the greatest flyer of all time |
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I think Rich might die on this night! |
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That flier is seriously amazing. |
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theaccursedvokillist nli said: I think Rich might die on this night! |
That would truly be marvelous. |
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I mean, that must be why I am alone in not getting invited to your New Year's party. |
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I really have zero interest in playing this show. |
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i thought you were excited about this show |
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any show with my face on the flyer is not gay. |
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This show sucks because I put it on. |
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We will play no new songs at this, and no covers. And hopefully, we won't play it at all. Fuck music. |
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I will play covers of all new RH&TSNB songs, using only a ukelele and some pulled pork. ON LIKE NECKBONE. |
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Sorry, I hadn't jerked off yet, hence my foul mood. I love life again. |
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If someone printed me a copy of any of the flyers so I could put them up around town, that'd be great. |
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RichHorror said: If someone printed me a copy of any of the flyers so I could put them up around town, that'd be great. |
I will. When are you gonna be back in the hood? |
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I can come down whenever. |
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print the flyers with my face. |
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i almost typed flowers instead of flyers |
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Shut the fuck up, useless. |
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i'm very useful. my face has created a buzz for this show. i can tell you haven't jerked off yet today, mr. attitude. |
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I just got done. It was thick and chunky. |
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you shoot dinty moore beef stew out of your cock? |
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My room smells like sperm. |
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We haven't practiced all month. This is going to rule. |
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we haven't practiced either, but we'll get one in before the show. |
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Cowmaximus (3:40:16 PM): Seems like every show starts with you or Tyler laughing, asking me if I'm ready and me almost faling down with laughter
Giallo Grind (3:40:36 PM): we fucking rule
Cowmaximus (3:40:53 PM): As if we ever let not being ready get in our way |
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RichHorror said:
The Skybar was out of PBR last time I was there. Gay. |
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I never have a problem. They always have PBR for me. |
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Hey other bands playing this, thanks for keeping this bumped. |
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Wish I could go to this : / |
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RichHorror said: Hey other bands playing this, thanks for keeping this bumped. |
no problem, rich. just doing my job. |
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Granny_Monster said: Wish I could go to this : / |
don't wish, go. and bring coogers. |
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dreadkill said: Granny_Monster said:Wish I could go to this : / |
don't wish, go. and bring coogers. |
I totally would... if it weren't a little over a month before my 21st.
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Way to have no fanbase, faggothead. |
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RichHorror said: If someone printed me a copy of any of the flyers so I could put them up around town, that'd be great. |
SOMEONE THAT DOESNT LIVE AN HOUR AWAY BECAUSE MY CAR IS ACTING UP |
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The Skybar ALWAYS runs out of PBR. |
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That's because they're not used to so much scumbag clientele. |
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I am renting a psychotic wife for this show. |
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RichHorror said: I am renting a psychotic wife for this show. |
i thought pam was already going |
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We're catty girlfriends, not husband/wife. |
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Scott, I sent you a message about Ken's B-Day show. |
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was it in regards to what you are getting me for me my birthday? |
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I thought you already had the clap. |
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I'm getting you a new girlfriend for your birthday. |
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RAPE |
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there's going to be a lot of that going on Tuesday. |
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myspace wouldn't let me bulletin this event. :( |
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This show is going to be a blur. One of those wake-up-in-a-doorway-somewhere kinda shows. |
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HOoker nooasijdfaojd said:
RAPE |
hahahah
Excellent. |
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It looks like if we practice, it'll be the day of this show. |
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We will also have a brand new demo available at this. It'a from when we recorded with Kellzo & Rats. |
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As an added bonus, I will be playing my Christmas album over the sound system before we go on. |
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I feel like shit. We haven't practiced at all. This will be magnificent. |
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RichHorror said: I feel like shit. We haven't practiced at all. This will be magnificent. |
has not practicing ever sullied our name before? |
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Our name was 100% sullied from the get go. |
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im going to this show and i am going to get little anthony drunk and stuff like that one. Dreaded silence is gonna be so awesome with a little drunk drummer that is!!!!! |
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Little Anthony will be sullied. |
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to fucking bad his mom wont be there, id sully her!!!!!!!11 |
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She should go and give me a boner for Christmas. |
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shes not going, i have to give lil ant a ride home just to get my christmas boner this year from her |
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RichHorror said:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. |
Got you covered. |
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so just to be clear... RAOV is opening this? |
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oh.
weird.
see everyone there. |
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yeah, the title of this thread is the order of bands from first to last. |
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As of right now I have no sitter. That really makes me unhappy. |
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Don't feel bad. As of right now I am in no shape to play a show. |
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I am in no shape for no Xmas boner |
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I give the Skybar Pabst supply about 15 minutes to be exhausted. |
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Right now I am so hung over and also feel like shit. |
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The show has it's name for a reason. |
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It's going to be a miracle if I can play as fast as I normally do today. Rich woke me up around 1 and as soon as I got off the phone with him I realized how much I felt like shit. |
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Asprin, Water, Shower, Coffee, rinse...repeat. |
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Yeah I already took an asprin and I don't drink coffee. But I plan on doing the rest of that later as well. |
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You don't drink coffee? They still make people like you? ;) |
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We're cancelling. I can't even speak without being in a lot of pain. Load-in time is still the same. Have a good show. |
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Haha yup. I actually know a lot of people that don't and I still think it's weird when I hear somebody say "I don't drink coffee" |
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RichHorror said: We're cancelling. I can't even speak without being in a lot of pain. Load-in time is still the same. Have a good show. |
That's the most terrible thing I've ever heard. |
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You guys aren't playing?! DAMMIT! Say it ain't so, Rich! DAMMIT!
Now who am I going to buy drugs from at the show?! |
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Rich does all the drugs. He doesn't sell them. |
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rich, don't be a faggot. just bring you keyboard and type out your words:
"RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWBLLLAHBLAHBLAH"
maybe you can make a macro that makes it easier so you don't get carpal tunnel duringing the show. CT would suck with all that itchy sand in you 'gina |
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I definitely don't have strep. I just woke up and coughed up a big chunk of phlegm. We still aren't playing I guess, because I think Graffeo had another overdose. I'll probably be at the show anyway. |
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The running theme for this show was my penis. |
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RichHorror said: I definitely don't have strep. I just woke up and coughed up a big chunk of phlegm. We still aren't playing I guess, because I think Graffeo had another overdose. I'll probably be at the show anyway. |
Yeah, my bad. |
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Good times. I don't remember much of getting home, mission accomplished. I'll put up the pictures later, or whenever I feel like it. |
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Ken has alot of people to rape today. |
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He loved me for some reason. |
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Things aren't going well at home with the misses. |
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I could tell. The way he was pouring his heart out through his sweet voice. |
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Ken showed his love to you via the medium of staring at the floor and looking confused while his band played. |
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Ken forgot the lyrics to all his songs. He needs a teleprompter. |
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Ken also forgot how a microphone works. |
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RichHorror said: Ken also forgot how a microphone works. |
Once he pretended it was your dick he suddenly had no problem keeping it close to his mouth.
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Funny how that worked out. I never knew my penis was so fascinating. |
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Ken was all over the place. I think the only person more hammered than him was me.
Sorry to anyone I slapped, shoved, or otherwise hit. |
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If you didn't go you missed "No Presents For Christmas"....a thor helmet...a lot of penis jokes...and you suck |
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Pam, you weren't even close to Ken. You did none of those things. |
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Yeah you never shoved me, although you apologized for it earlier. |
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The only offensive thing involving Pam was her shirt. |
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I remember shoving you on the way out to say bye.
Rich, you wouldn't know since I avoided you and your plague.
What the fuck was wrong with my shirt?
I'm loading the pictures now. |
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I didn't hear you complaining.
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