Garlic bread, a cheeseburger, and then two bowls of bran cereal while stoned + coffee and cigarettes. The neighbors are still checking their roof to see if that sound was it collapsing. No, no, my friends, and when the wind shi(f)ts...

Jew farts. You are gassing yourself.

eat a whole box of ellios pizza and drink a lot of beer... your ass will never be the same

Mountain Dew always causes me to rip some truly repulsive farts.

Guinness farts, keilbasa & beans farts, boiled dinner cabbage farts, and the ever evident Budweiser: Bud butt mud farts.

Beer and cabbage will be rancid, but top it off with Taco Bell at 2 am and you have the wind of mayhem coming from behind...