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returntothepit >> discuss >> BREAKING NEWS - Terror alert in Florida by KeithMutiny on Nov 3,2006 5:50pm
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toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 3,2006 5:50pm
BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Davie:

Davie, (FL)---Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two hours
today after a player reported finding an unknown white powkery substance on
the practice field. Head coach Nick Saban immediately suspended practice
and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete an alysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after
special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance
again this season.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 3,2006 5:57pm
Did you get that from the dum-dum news network? Way to spell powdery.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 3,2006 6:10pm
it was emailed to me, i just copy/paste.



toggletoggle post by CNV at Nov 3,2006 6:47pm
Haha, I lived in Davie

lots of Confederate flags



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Nov 4,2006 10:03am
As I was reading the first paragraph, I thought "it was probably the goal line, stupid."



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 4,2006 11:43am


B'OH!

dolphins suck



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