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returntothepit >> discuss >> in your 20's and single? Uncle sam says no sex until 30's! by the_reverend on Nov 1,2006 9:29am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 1,2006 9:29am



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at Nov 1,2006 9:34am
well they can just go fornicate themselves with an iron stick.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 1,2006 9:48am
You cant spell Morals with Oral. The real solution to the problem would be to make women pass an exam to deem them worthy of parenthood. if they fail... tie up them tubes.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 1,2006 10:37am
abstinence is the root of all evil.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 1,2006 10:44am
"HHS officials say it's not a requirement — just another option for states to combat what they call an alarming rise in out-of-wedlock births. "

like its even an option to tell people they can't screw till their 30? thats hilarious.. the power they think they have on society.. that someone/ ANYONE would actually abide by that rule..



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 1,2006 10:46am edited Nov 1,2006 10:47am
That's not what they are doing. They are suggestion you shouldn't have unprotected sex until you're willing to tie the knot with the person.

just like how they suggest in school that you shouldn't smoke cigarettes.

I agree. Children born to one parent are way worse off. especially if their one parent is 20 years old, and a whore.



population controll people.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Nov 1,2006 2:03pm
This makes no sense to me at all. How the fuck do they think this will actually work?

"I can't get knocked up if I don't screw? Wha...?"



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 1,2006 3:01pm
I heard about this on Air America. 50 million dollars that could be putting body armor on our troops wasted on a religious agenda.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Nov 1,2006 3:06pm
so true it was reported on the news this morning that two more people have died this morning in iraq...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 1,2006 3:14pm
another complete waste of time. we know that sex is the cause of STDs and pregnancy, so obviously if you dont have sex, THERE IS NO FUCKING RISK!!!!



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 1,2006 3:25pm
Yeti said:
another complete waste of time. we know that sex is the cause of STDs and pregnancy, so obviously if you dont have sex, THERE IS NO FUCKING RISK!!!!


yah exactly.. it has nothing to do with kids being fucking better off b/c they have one parent.. what a fucked up stereotype... its their own damn fault if something bad happens to them b/c of having sex out of wedlock... lets think about the number of people that actually do that? "suggesting" or " demanding".. isn't going to make one fucking bit of difference



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 1,2006 3:33pm
pam said:
I heard about this on Air America. 50 million dollars that could be putting body armor on our troops wasted on a religious agenda.


You can take for granted the fact that not to many of our troops are sent to battle wthout protection because we can't afford to put armor on them.

Most of the things the military spend money on are a MUCH bigger waste of money.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 1,2006 3:36pm
ariavette said:

yah exactly.. it has nothing to do with kids being fucking better off b/c they have one parent.. what a fucked up stereotype... its their own damn fault if something bad happens to them b/c of having sex out of wedlock... lets think about the number of people that actually do that? "suggesting" or " demanding".. isn't going to make one fucking bit of difference


Kids with one parent are actually statistically proven to be worse off and more prone to crime/drugs/ect.

Yea, it's their fault for having sex, but it's not the child's fault. I don't think preventing slum-births is really a negative thing, personally.




toggletoggle post by revymous at Nov 1,2006 3:45pm
abortions please.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 1,2006 3:47pm

Yea, it's their fault for having sex, but it's not the child's fault. I don't think preventing slum-births is really a negative thing, personally.

>>


backed 110%.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 1,2006 5:32pm
Just because parents aren't married doesn't mean the kid has one parent.

Moreover these "abstinence only" programs DON'T WORK. You're all assuming this was put into motion to stop babies only. This is a religiously motivated movement.

Teach REAL sex ed, teach about birth control and protection and legalize safe and available fucking abortions and birth control and I guarantee the number of unwanted children will plummet.

Pharmacists can refuse to give someone birth control in this country because of "religious beliefs". [Can fucking jews refuse to sell non-kosher meat at the check-out counter? NO. Why? Because that's fucking stupid.] Abortion clinics are being closed, torched, and terrorized. Schools are refusing to teach REAL sex ed... you think spending more on ineffective education is going to "prevent slum-births" you're out of your fucking mind.



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Nov 1,2006 6:18pm
50 million dollars that could be spend on birth control and sex education...which would actually prevent unwanted pregnacies. If abstinence programs worked, then most of us wouldn't be here. When did this species become such a waste of flesh and organs? Who the fuck do the government think they are? I'm gonna let some stuffy old rich fuck in a suit tell me when I can have sex? Riiiiight...



toggletoggle post by CrimsonBladeDrummer at Nov 3,2006 9:16am
yeah, this is completely ridiculous. It's a humans right to fuck. And if they're going to have an abstinence program, they should have a stop all dad's from raping and impregnating their 9 year olds program. I think thats a much bigger subject. About the troops, most of them have armor it's just low grade and really not all that bullet proof. This is because the lack of funding. The government is giving them shitty downgraded body armor and making them believe it's fine so that they will be confident in battle.

This whole country is just getting fucked up. I'm not an anarchist or anything but when do the people draw the fucking line.



toggletoggle post by awol  at Nov 3,2006 9:36am
Fuck the abstinence program, I'm just gonna stick with the pull out method, its tried true and free. Can't tell you how many people I've met that actually believe that works as they tote around their offspring. Save the money for something that works for fucks sake



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 3,2006 9:43am
Abstinence can be good. But if u wanna fuck, use protection. Dont go spreading AIDs people lol!! Plus the world is way to overpopulated. No need for anymore rugrats crawling around... Ya I dont like kids.. And I also dont like seeing any lady with 10 of them when Im at Walmart LMAO!!!! Instant turnoff... Pull outa what? It only takes one single sperm to get a chick pregnant. Pay attention in health class dopes.. Also, when a chick uses a birth control pill its not 100 percent safe. One day when she wakes up after drinking a case of beer, she forgets to take it and then, its all downhill from there...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 3,2006 10:35am
awol said:
Fuck the abstinence program, I'm just gonna stick with the pull out method, its tried true and free. Can't tell you how many people I've met that actually believe that works as they tote around their offspring. Save the money for something that works for fucks sake


agreed. the "pull out" method is flawless. if you dont have enough to control to be able to hold it for a second and pull out, you shouldnt be having sex to begin with. yes i know that busting internally is awesome, but seriously its not that much better where you risk pregnancy.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 3,2006 10:43am
anonymous said:
Pull outa what? It only takes one single sperm to get a chick pregnant. Pay attention in health class dopes..


yes we are aware of this, but if you are unlucky enough to get a girl pregnant by one or two single sperm floating around in pre-cum, then you were doomed to begin with. i've never actually met one single person who's significant other was impregnated without an internal nut shot. i know its possible, but uncommon.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 3,2006 10:44am
staying STD and pregnancy free is simply common sense. think before you do something.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 10:44am
pam said:
Just because parents aren't married doesn't mean the kid has one parent.

Moreover these "abstinence only" programs DON'T WORK. You're all assuming this was put into motion to stop babies only. This is a religiously motivated movement.

Teach REAL sex ed, teach about birth control and protection and legalize safe and available fucking abortions and birth control and I guarantee the number of unwanted children will plummet.

Pharmacists can refuse to give someone birth control in this country because of "religious beliefs". [Can fucking jews refuse to sell non-kosher meat at the check-out counter? NO. Why? Because that's fucking stupid.] Abortion clinics are being closed, torched, and terrorized. Schools are refusing to teach REAL sex ed... you think spending more on ineffective education is going to "prevent slum-births" you're out of your fucking mind.


that's exactly right... i completely agree



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 10:47am
Yeti said:
anonymous said:
Pull outa what? It only takes one single sperm to get a chick pregnant. Pay attention in health class dopes..


yes we are aware of this, but if you are unlucky enough to get a girl pregnant by one or two single sperm floating around in pre-cum, then you were doomed to begin with. i've never actually met one single person who's significant other was impregnated without an internal nut shot. i know its possible, but uncommon.


its pretty rare .. the odd's of getting pregnant off of one shot internally are even pretty slim... it has to be the exact time of the month.. pretty much down to like the week... and if your that unlucky. that you do .. then.. well that just fucking sux



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 3,2006 11:08am
I don't care because this will not actually keep anyone from having sex. And people should be having protected sex. Lots of it.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 3,2006 11:18am
There's so much birth control that's safe and reliable it's almost silly. Now if we could just get everyone health insurance so they could afford it, and make the morning after pill available without TOUCHING the pharmacy counter, make it law that pharmacists don't get to judge you on their own moral code AND shut down the fake abortion clinics that "oops" make a dumb girl wait until after she's too far along.

It's an uphill battle just to fuck in this country...well...only if you're a woman. They have viagra commercials on TV but women are getting turned away at CVS because Joe Pharmacist thinks birth control is wrong.



toggletoggle post by skullfucked nli at Nov 3,2006 11:46am
do you know how much birth control costs without insurance? its fucking ludicrous. planned parenthood offers pills for 20 bucks a month, AFTER you go through the metal detector, make an appointment and get approval. fuck, its easier to just sell a first born in the black market than go through the ordeal that is getting birth control.

have there really been instances where women have been flat out denied birth control at CVS?



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 11:53am edited Nov 3,2006 12:08pm
pam said:
Just because parents aren't married doesn't mean the kid has one parent.

Moreover these "abstinence only" programs DON'T WORK. You're all assuming this was put into motion to stop babies only. This is a religiously motivated movement.

Teach REAL sex ed, teach about birth control and protection and legalize safe and available fucking abortions and birth control and I guarantee the number of unwanted children will plummet.

Pharmacists can refuse to give someone birth control in this country because of "religious beliefs". [Can fucking jews refuse to sell non-kosher meat at the check-out counter? NO. Why? Because that's fucking stupid.] Abortion clinics are being closed, torched, and terrorized. Schools are refusing to teach REAL sex ed... you think spending more on ineffective education is going to "prevent slum-births" you're out of your fucking mind.


I'm not praising thier methods, I don't condone their approach to the problem. I'm saying peoples' critisism isn't legit. If you're going to protest something, do it with an informed opinion, you know?

The states that are spending this kind of money on religiously backed abstinence program are supported by and often times voted on by the uninformed citizens.

people who's opinions include "spending 50 million dollars on abstinence programs will work and our kids won't have sex" is just as worthless as people who are against these programs but with no legitimate reason.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 3,2006 11:56am
i am protesting informed opinions



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 11:56am edited Nov 3,2006 12:12pm
CrimsonBladeDrummer said:
About the troops, most of them have armor it's just low grade and really not all that bullet proof. This is because the lack of funding. The government is giving them shitty downgraded body armor and making them believe it's fine so that they will be confident in battle.


Did you read that on the onion or something?

Ceradyne makes pretty high quality stuff. I've worn it and shot it.

They are doing pretty well, take a look at their stock if you don't believe me. http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=CRDN

It's pretty solid. Not what you would expect from a company that gives soldiers the 'illusion of safety'.

But let me ask, how is it that you know this armor is shoddy, when the troops don't know it? I mean, if they believe it's fine and they are being made confident in battle, why don't you let them in on your secret, sence you know something everyone else doesn't.

The fact of the matter is, many troops choose not to wear all of their protection because it's to hot. But I suppose it's time to tell me how fucked up the government is for not supplying in-armor air conditioning units?





toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 3,2006 11:58am
I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fifties.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 3,2006 12:01pm
RichHorror said:
I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fifties.


how bout a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas?




toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 12:02pm
ariavette said:


its pretty rare .. the odd's of getting pregnant off of one shot internally are even pretty slim... it has to be the exact time of the month.. pretty much down to like the week... and if your that unlucky. that you do .. then.. well that just fucking sux



It's impossible actually. It takes hundreds (or thousands) of sperm to break down the walls of the ovum. It only takes one to fertalize.

There is a 2-day window (much shorter than a week) where a woman can get pregnant, but sperm can live inside you with enough strength to fertalize for up to 2 weeks.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Nov 3,2006 12:06pm
Birth control or condoms would probably but a good idea. Wait you mean unprotected sex with a stranger was a bad idea?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 3,2006 12:43pm
skullfucked nli said:
have there really been instances where women have been flat out denied birth control at CVS?


i cant name any specific dates or events, but i have read about women being denied the morning after pill due to the pharmacists conflicting moral and religious principles.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 1:04pm
Niccolai said:
ariavette said:


its pretty rare .. the odd's of getting pregnant off of one shot internally are even pretty slim... it has to be the exact time of the month.. pretty much down to like the week... and if your that unlucky. that you do .. then.. well that just fucking sux



It's impossible actually. It takes hundreds (or thousands) of sperm to break down the walls of the ovum. It only takes one to fertalize.

There is a 2-day window (much shorter than a week) where a woman can get pregnant, but sperm can live inside you with enough strength to fertalize for up to 2 weeks.


wow your just the fucking master of knowledge aren't you?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 3,2006 1:06pm
Niccolai knows this from the many times he's knocked up Mark Richards.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 1:08pm
sounds to me like he's got to much fucking time on his hands



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 1:08pm
Everytime I try and debate issues and your validity gets questioned, you throw a whore tantrum.

Dear whoreface,

Can't you just stick to the topic at hand without being a whoreface?

Reguards,
Niccolai.


(insert obligitory puke emoticon)



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 3,2006 1:09pm
Niccolai spells 'regards' fancy.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 1:10pm
whore tantrum? lol..
no one like's a fucking know it all..



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 1:12pm edited Nov 3,2006 1:14pm
.. or an uptight whore.

We're all friends here and if you can't have a conversation with a group of people over a heated topic without picking a fight, than you should avoid these threads.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 1:12pm
RichHorror said:
Niccolai spells 'regards' fancy.


Rich, you're going to get a spanking.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 3,2006 1:13pm
I just did a naughty in my pants.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 1:14pm
well lets see... you've proved your cockiness( see previous postings)
prove i'm a whore... or its just another typical random insult.. b/c you can't think of anything fucking better to say



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 1:16pm
RichHorror said:
I just did a naughty in my pants.


I'm gonna buttah your bread.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 1:17pm
i'm not picking fights... dont be a hypocrite man.. you can knock other's veiws.. and i can't knock yours?



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 1:18pm
ariavette said:
well lets see... you've proved your cockiness( see previous postings)
prove i'm a whore... or its just another typical random insult.. b/c you can't think of anything fucking better to say



I think you'll find most of the people here don't think I'm cocky.

now like I said:

Niccolai said:
We're all friends here and if you can't have a conversation with a group of people over a heated topic without picking a fight, than you should avoid these threads.





toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 1:19pm
ariavette said:
i'm not picking fights... dont be a hypocrite man.. you can knock other's veiws.. and i can't knock yours?





toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 1:19pm edited Nov 3,2006 1:20pm
Knocking someone's views is different then picking a fight and calling someone a know-it-all. You can pick my opinions apart all you want, but if you want to start hurling insults, I'm going to have plenty in my own pocket. I think you'll find that fair.

Now can I please so back to spanking Rich?



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 1:21pm
fair enough... but your a guy.. how the fuck do you know what a womens " Window" of fertilization is? ... tell me that . and i retract my " know it all"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 3,2006 1:22pm
ariavette, you should post a picture of yourself so people know whether to be nice to you or not.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 1:23pm
Because, as you might know, a decent percentage of men are sex fiends..


and I've had quite a few pregnancy scares... so I had to learn these things.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 1:23pm
haha... there's two people who post here who know what i look like.. i'd rather not put em on the spot though. .so i'll keep that info to myself...



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 1:24pm
Niccolai said:
Because, as you might know, a decent percentage of men are sex fiends..


and I've had quite a few pregnancy scares... so I had to learn these things.


ok.. i retract it.. happy?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 3,2006 1:28pm
he said she said



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 3,2006 1:32pm
Post n00d3z.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Nov 3,2006 1:34pm
Niccolai said:
Because, as you might know, a decent percentage of men are sex fiends..


and I've had quite a few pregnancy scares... so I had to learn these things.


ahh.. who's the whore now? ...
kidding ..



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 1:36pm
ariavette said:

ahh.. who's the whore now? ...


Rich Horror.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 3,2006 1:41pm
True story.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 1:41pm
I looked into it.

And it checks out.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 3,2006 2:13pm
Niccolai said:
pam said:
Just because parents aren't married doesn't mean the kid has one parent.

Moreover these "abstinence only" programs DON'T WORK. You're all assuming this was put into motion to stop babies only. This is a religiously motivated movement.

Teach REAL sex ed, teach about birth control and protection and legalize safe and available fucking abortions and birth control and I guarantee the number of unwanted children will plummet.

Pharmacists can refuse to give someone birth control in this country because of "religious beliefs". [Can fucking jews refuse to sell non-kosher meat at the check-out counter? NO. Why? Because that's fucking stupid.] Abortion clinics are being closed, torched, and terrorized. Schools are refusing to teach REAL sex ed... you think spending more on ineffective education is going to "prevent slum-births" you're out of your fucking mind.


I'm not praising thier methods, I don't condone their approach to the problem. I'm saying peoples' critisism isn't legit. If you're going to protest something, do it with an informed opinion, you know?

The states that are spending this kind of money on religiously backed abstinence program are supported by and often times voted on by the uninformed citizens.

people who's opinions include "spending 50 million dollars on abstinence programs will work and our kids won't have sex" is just as worthless as people who are against these programs but with no legitimate reason.


Fair enough, I hope you don't think I am one of those uniformed people.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Nov 3,2006 2:16pm
Nah, you my boy Pam.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 3,2006 2:18pm
word.



toggletoggle post by TJ_Xenos  at Nov 4,2006 12:01pm
Niccolai said:
ariavette said:

yah exactly.. it has nothing to do with kids being fucking better off b/c they have one parent.. what a fucked up stereotype... its their own damn fault if something bad happens to them b/c of having sex out of wedlock... lets think about the number of people that actually do that? "suggesting" or " demanding".. isn't going to make one fucking bit of difference


Kids with one parent are actually statistically proven to be worse off and more prone to crime/drugs/ect.

Yea, it's their fault for having sex, but it's not the child's fault. I don't think preventing slum-births is really a negative thing, personally.



There's a world of difference betwen kids born out of wedlock and kids with one parent. Kids with one adult in the home tend to prove worse off, because fuck there's only one person to bear the burden of raising them and keeping and eye on them.




toggletoggle post by TJ_Xenos  at Nov 4,2006 12:03pm
anonymous said:
Abstinence can be good. But if u wanna fuck, use protection. Dont go spreading AIDs people lol!! Plus the world is way to overpopulated. No need for anymore rugrats crawling around... Ya I dont like kids.. And I also dont like seeing any lady with 10 of them when Im at Walmart LMAO!!!! Instant turnoff... Pull outa what? It only takes one single sperm to get a chick pregnant. Pay attention in health class dopes.. Also, when a chick uses a birth control pill its not 100 percent safe. One day when she wakes up after drinking a case of beer, she forgets to take it and then, its all downhill from there...


Use protection to prevent hiv spread but we're too overpopulated. There's an incongruity from there... HIV = population control.



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