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returntothepit >> discuss >> A New Low For Lazy Co-Workers by xmikex on Oct 6,2006 10:57am
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 6,2006 10:57am
So that guy I always complain about... he pulled off another classic move last night.

There are 3 different techs with 3 main shifts at my work. 8:00 - 4:30, 10:30 - 7:00, and 1:00 - 9:30. The 1-9 guy left a week ago, so the 2nd shift (big fat idiot) has been working the late shift, and has been complaining about it non-stop.

So yesterday at 3:30, as I'm preparing to go home he comes rushing in all flustered yelling "I GOTTA GO HOME I GOTTA GO HOME... IM JUST NOT FEELING GOOD". Fine. Great. "THEY WANT ME TO GOTO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.... I GOTTA GOTO THE ONE BY MY HOUSE THOUGH". Fine. Later. There's a hospital a couple hundred feet from our office. He lives in Salem, and it takes him an hour to get there. I have no idea who "they" is supposed to be. I ended up covering his shift which for me spanned 13 hours (whatever).

Nobody has heard from this guy since. About a half hour ago we got a fax from a doctor. It says "____ is a patient of mine. He came to see me yesterday. He cannot return to work until October 16." End of message.

So guess who's responsibility it is to cover for this guy til then....... if you said Joe Christianni, you're wrong.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 6,2006 11:00am
Joe Christianni's BFF?



toggletoggle post by eat shit and live at Oct 6,2006 2:07pm
who cares stop complaining and caring about work so much, just work and go home thats it



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 6,2006 2:11pm
eat shit and live said:
who cares stop complaining and caring about work so much, just work and go home thats it


that's the thing dummy. can't go home for an extra 5 hours.

R E A D



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Oct 6,2006 2:12pm
eat shit and live said:
who cares stop complaining and caring about work so much, just work and go home thats it


I dunno, I've been following the xmikex fat co-worker chronicles and I must say it is pretty entertaining.



toggletoggle post by jared_the_zompire  at Oct 6,2006 2:34pm
Just feed fatty a poison filled eclair for when he gets back. That sucks man and I'm sorry to hear that.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Oct 6,2006 3:44pm
that guy is like Wally from the Dilbert comics.



toggletoggle post by eat shit and live at Oct 6,2006 3:55pm
u sound like a whinny bitch.



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Oct 6,2006 4:01pm
eat shit and live said:
u sound like a whinny bitch.


you wouldn't be pissed if you were fucked like that?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 6,2006 4:05pm
eddie said:
eat shit and live said:
u sound like a whinny bitch.


you wouldn't be pissed if you were fucked like that?


Apparently not. This dude is just so hard and grizzled that nothing effects him. He works 14 hours a day at the rock quarry cracking boulders with his bare hands for 4 dollars an hour, and no benefits. He then walks home 10 miles uphill, takes a 5 minute cold shower, and then goes to his night job at the refinery.

I feel like such a bitch.



toggletoggle post by Anti-Racism  at Oct 6,2006 4:08pm
xmikex said:
can't go home for an extra 5 hours.


Plant racist propaganda in the dumbshit's desk and call the ADL. Anti-racist organizations were made for busting idiots like that, and it costs you nothing.

Oy, I'm sounding vey Jewish.



toggletoggle post by Allah That at Oct 6,2006 4:31pm
10 miles uphill yuk yuk



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