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returntothepit >> discuss >> Zircon is looking for a guitarist by scottfromzircon on Sep 10,2006 3:51pm
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toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at Sep 10,2006 3:51pm
We are currently seeking a guitar player between 20-30 years old that has equipment and transportation. They must be able to do shows,pay band room rent,help with band expences,network to radio stations,promoters,magazines,etc....... We want our new guitarist to have a strong metal image and be able to practice alot in the beginning to learn our shit. We need serious dedication. Zircon must come first when it comes to bands that your in.

Our music is in the vein of old school Emperor,Enslaved,Immortal,Satyricon,Morbid Angel,Death,Dark Funeral,Dimmu Borgir,Mayhem,Darkthrone,etc.



toggletoggle post by Seth/Hekseri at Sep 10,2006 4:03pm
Hey Scott, I was not able to find you before we left to say thanks for the show and it was a blast and I hope we get to do it again soon.. Good luck with the search!!



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Sep 10,2006 5:15pm
Bump. These guys kick ass!



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 10,2006 5:57pm
I like these guys enough to go play for them but i dont think my metal image is strong enough....



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Sep 10,2006 6:27pm
I do too but I cant drive to Worcester...



toggletoggle post by emoticon w/the rolling eyes at Sep 10,2006 6:45pm
Aegathis said:
I like these guys enough to go play for them but i dont think my metal image is strong enough....



image is EVERYTHING. this is a business here, people...



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 10,2006 7:01pm
No wonder my band has yet to go any where....



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Sep 10,2006 8:41pm
Aegathis said:
No wonder my band has yet to go any where....


You got to step up your metal image Anthony now get with the googling and get yourself a bullet belt or some big ass combat boots.



toggletoggle post by image is EVERYTHING at Sep 10,2006 9:27pm
it's pretty cool when the band looks great on stage and sounds like shit.



toggletoggle post by allahthat at Sep 10,2006 9:45pm
milli ashole simpson



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 10,2006 11:37pm
handinjury said:
Aegathis said:
No wonder my band has yet to go any where....


You got to step up your metal image Anthony now get with the googling and get yourself a bullet belt or some big ass combat boots.


ive got all those things i just dont know how to make it look good



toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at Sep 10,2006 11:45pm
bump



toggletoggle post by oldie b. goodie at Sep 11,2006 12:04am

This is a pic of mine. Can I still join the band and keep my image?



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Sep 11,2006 12:08am
Sorry old timer, but you're going to haveto lose the wranglers underneeth your assless chaps if you even want a chance.



toggletoggle post by allahthat at Sep 11,2006 12:10am
be kind to hippies week.



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Sep 11,2006 12:31am
i'd try but ... Worcester??



toggletoggle post by allahthat at Sep 11,2006 12:33am
what do i get?



toggletoggle post by dftg at Sep 11,2006 12:46am
allahthat said:
what do i get?


a moustache ride from that old guy



toggletoggle post by allahthat at Sep 11,2006 12:47am
not my type



toggletoggle post by dftg at Sep 11,2006 12:48am
allahthat said:
not my type


an observation which indicates that you put some thought into it.



toggletoggle post by allahthat at Sep 11,2006 12:53am
lol



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 11,2006 7:40am
Did someone quit?



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_bill_williams at Sep 11,2006 9:07am
Good luck guys. I'd gladly audition were I not so adamant on starting my own thing.

Try stealing Sam from Face Full of Shotgun?



toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at Sep 11,2006 3:00pm
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! You return to the pit kids are funny!!! I like the old man and everything,he even looks a little metal but he seems to be from the Black Sabath days. In my add I said between 20-30. He looks about 70. I'm going to look like that by the time I find a new Guitarist!



toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at Sep 11,2006 3:05pm
By the way,does anyone need tickets for Six Feet Under,Krisiun,Decapitated? We're playing with them Oct.7th. Do me a favor,find me some people to by tickets and some guitarists to audition,thanks.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Sep 11,2006 3:48pm
I'm 35.

but I can't play lead. Confirmed with Proworld.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Sep 11,2006 4:10pm
Proworld is an expert.



toggletoggle post by dan666 at Sep 12,2006 6:59pm
It's confirmed that I will be the new Zircon Guitarist!



toggletoggle post by dan666 at Sep 12,2006 6:59pm
So all you mother fuckers back off now!



toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at May 16,2007 8:07pm
?



toggletoggle post by IluvUFreeBeer at May 16,2007 9:53pm
!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 16,2007 10:04pm
.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at May 16,2007 10:19pm
^



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at May 16,2007 10:23pm
%



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at May 17,2007 12:31pm
"a strong metal image" hahahahaha

what a boner!





toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 17,2007 12:34pm
seriously, if you ask for that in an ad I lose some respect. Puts people on the same level as makeup wearing emo bands.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 17,2007 12:36pm
MadOakDevin said:
what a boner!


haha that is such an awesome insult.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 17,2007 12:41pm
ha, i call people boners all the time. it is indeed a great insult.



toggletoggle post by Kevin4president N.L.I. at May 17,2007 7:37pm
Why between 20 and 30?The singer is older then that,I used to buy smack from him back in the day,he was at least 25 when he dealt it to me. Id figured he would have "made it big by now",but prison fucks all that up.



toggletoggle post by zyklon at May 18,2007 3:29am
Chris should be playing guitar, it'd be easier to find a bassist.



toggletoggle post by zyklon at May 18,2007 3:30am
Kevin4president N.L.I. said:
Why between 20 and 30?The singer is older then that,I used to buy smack from him back in the day,he was at least 25 when he dealt it to me. Id figured he would have "made it big by now",but prison fucks all that up.

thats fucked up




toggletoggle post by Shannon nli at May 18,2007 11:18am
MadOakDevin said:
"a strong metal image" hahahahaha

what a boner!





hahahahaha,I just lost some respect when I looked it this dude's profile pic. A strong Metal image he definetely does not have. he actually looks kind of emo.




toggletoggle post by MetalisGod at May 18,2007 11:22am
brian_dc said:
seriously, if you ask for that in an ad I lose some respect. Puts people on the same level as makeup wearing emo bands.




no,it's this dude's pic. He's looks like an emo kid. He has no respect for a Metal image because he has none. Short hair is gay and emo.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 18,2007 11:30am
I had very long hair recently. Look at other pictures of me. I cut my hair so I'd have more options to get a better job.

You're a faggot for giving a shit about image.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 18,2007 11:33am
A strong metal image sounds similar to a stiff cock in the ass.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 18,2007 12:39pm
RichHorror said:
A strong metal image sounds similar to a stiff cock in the ass.


+50 critical slay.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 18,2007 1:36pm
brian_dc said:
I had very long hair recently. Look at other pictures of me. I cut my hair so I'd have more options to get a better job.

You're a faggot for giving a shit about image.


^ dude rules and I will fight anyone that says otherwise.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 18,2007 1:40pm
I have no opinion either way, but fight me.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at May 18,2007 2:00pm
zyklon said:
Chris should be playing guitar, it'd be easier to find a bassist.


haha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 18,2007 2:03pm
Anthony, why aren't you staying on as their guitarist?



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at May 18,2007 2:09pm
who said i wasnt, this is an old thread from before i joined



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 18,2007 2:10pm
Oh, excellent.



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 18,2007 2:13pm
HAHAH, andy wanted to join Zircon!

Sathodin noober! Ant-Eater Ragnahrockalips!



toggletoggle post by SapremiaNJ  at May 18,2007 2:14pm
damn i was coming up to try out! and to teach ant how to be italian!



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at May 18,2007 2:19pm
haha



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 18,2007 3:14pm
Aegathis said:
who said i wasnt, this is an old thread from before i joined


oh good. i thought this was resurrected because you were considering leaving the ranks.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at May 18,2007 3:56pm
Yeti said:
Aegathis said:
who said i wasnt, this is an old thread from before i joined


oh good. i thought this was resurrected because you were considering leaving the ranks.


who said i wasnt



toggletoggle post by Shannon nli at May 18,2007 6:23pm
Shannon nli said:
MadOakDevin said:
"a strong metal image" hahahahaha

what a boner!





hahahahaha,I just lost some respect when I looked it this dude's profile pic. A strong Metal image he definetely does not have. he actually looks kind of emo.


I did not write this.




toggletoggle post by MetalisGod at May 19,2007 8:14am
It's funny how the only one's taking offense to Zircon's Metal image thing is the one's with short hair because they believe they will find a better job. They love metal but fit in with mainstream society. Picture a dude with a gay short haircut playing guitar for Behemoth. It just wouldn't look right. Honestly when I see a band and everyone has short hair and baseball hat's on wearing emo or rap cloth's I don't even get into them because they look gay. It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too. I could be wrong though.



toggletoggle post by MetalisGod at May 19,2007 8:18am
Who would agree with me that Bruce Dickenson seem's out of place now in Iron Maiden with that short haircut? I think he would look better with long hair again. He still sing's as good as ever but just looks kind of gay like this kid that just cut his hair for better job options.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at May 19,2007 9:43am
Who gives a fuck? It's hair.



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at May 19,2007 11:33am
funny. behemoth have long hair and are still hard gay.



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at May 19,2007 11:38am
Shannon nli said:
MadOakDevin said:
"a strong metal image" hahahahaha

what a boner!





hahahahaha,I just lost some respect when I looked it this dude's profile pic. A strong Metal image he definetely does not have. he actually looks kind of emo.



still caring about image huh? what's it like to walk into a sausage fest with a hardon?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 19,2007 11:40am
It's funny how someone thinks having short hair makes you gay but having long hair like a broad makes you very manly. I'll make sure to tell every skinhead I know that.



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at May 19,2007 11:45am
RichHorror said:
It's funny how someone thinks having short hair makes you gay but having long hair like a broad makes you very manly. I'll make sure to tell every skinhead I know that.


i think everyone that's not a girl looks potentially gay.



toggletoggle post by JDDomination   at May 19,2007 11:49am
grow a beard



toggletoggle post by eddie  at May 19,2007 11:52am
i love fashion metal



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 21,2007 12:51pm
MetalisGod said:
It's funny how the only one's taking offense to Zircon's Metal image thing is the one's with short hair because they believe they will find a better job. They love metal but fit in with mainstream society. Picture a dude with a gay short haircut playing guitar for Behemoth. It just wouldn't look right. Honestly when I see a band and everyone has short hair and baseball hat's on wearing emo or rap cloth's I don't even get into them because they look gay. It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too. I could be wrong though.


there isnt even a word for how pathetic that is.



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at May 21,2007 1:44pm
MetalisGod said:
It's funny how the only one's taking offense to Zircon's Metal image thing is the one's with short hair because they believe they will find a better job. They love metal but fit in with mainstream society. Picture a dude with a gay short haircut playing guitar for Behemoth. It just wouldn't look right. Honestly when I see a band and everyone has short hair and baseball hat's on wearing emo or rap cloth's I don't even get into them because they look gay. It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too. I could be wrong though.



yeah, so i guess Necrophagist sucks, because the band photo inside the epitaph cd looks like an American Eagle ad. and Emperor must be gay too, because they don't wear corpsepaint.

get the fuck over it. if you want to look like some douchebag clown extra from the movie Airheads, go for it. as for me, i'll just be a gaybag and listen to dumb bands like Death, Psyopus and Cryptopsy, and go back to my poser, loser job of being a paramedic and making enough to support my family.




toggletoggle post by PHILIELOCKFOOT  at May 21,2007 3:42pm
RichHorror said:
It's funny how someone thinks having short hair makes you gay but having long hair like a broad makes you very manly. I'll make sure to tell every skinhead I know that.


Is this the part that I chime in on?

Im way too lazy to have long hair, Even if I wasnt a skin It would do what it always does and turn into big nasty dreads. It's amazing to me that someone would hate a band because of the way they look.
I hate the way Kenny Rogers looks but shit man......The Gambler is one of the most iconic tunes in the world. I wouldnt condem a man or women with talent because of how they looked.

I may not like you as a person, I may kick your teeth in if you fuck with my friends or family but I will always respect your rights as a human being to exist and follow your passions.

Im very sorry for anyone who is so insecure about there ego or identity that they hafto bash others to make themselfs feel more secure.

Lets all fight now, especially naked chicks.



toggletoggle post by PHILIELOCKFOOT  at May 21,2007 3:45pm
PHILIELOCKFOOT said:
RichHorror said:
It's funny how someone thinks having short hair makes you gay but having long hair like a broad makes you very manly. I'll make sure to tell every skinhead I know that.


Is this the part that I chime in on?

Im way too lazy to have long hair, Even if I wasnt a skin It would do what it always does and turn into big nasty dreads. It's amazing to me that someone would hate a band because of the way they look.
I hate the way Kenny Rogers looks but shit man......The Gambler is one of the most iconic tunes in the world. I wouldnt condem a man or women with talent because of how they looked.

I may not like you as a person, I may kick your teeth in if you fuck with my friends or family but I will always respect your rights as a human being to exist and follow your passions.

Im very sorry for anyone who is so insecure about there ego or identity that they hafto bash others to make themselfs feel more secure.

Lets all fight now, especially naked chicks.




Im waaaaaaaay to high to give a lecture.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 21,2007 3:50pm edited May 21,2007 3:51pm
i have long hair because it feels cool when headbanging and also because i hate the way every haircut has ever looked on me. trying to fit in with a certain image only means you are insecure about yourself.





toggletoggle post by pam   at May 21,2007 3:52pm edited May 21,2007 3:59pm
x



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 21,2007 3:55pm
My code is right and I can't make it work. Damn you RTTP.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 21,2007 3:58pm
Yeah I give up. Rev, your site hates me.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 21,2007 4:01pm


vs.




toggletoggle post by pam   at May 21,2007 4:02pm
There we go...to the stupid comment above...Bruce Dickinson will never look out of place because he cut his gay bangs and ratty ugly hair off. Kill yourself immediately.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 21,2007 4:02pm edited May 21,2007 4:03pm
PHILIELOCKFOOT said:
PHILIELOCKFOOT said:
RichHorror said:
It's funny how someone thinks having short hair makes you gay but having long hair like a broad makes you very manly. I'll make sure to tell every skinhead I know that.


Is this the part that I chime in on?

Im way too lazy to have long hair, Even if I wasnt a skin It would do what it always does and turn into big nasty dreads. It's amazing to me that someone would hate a band because of the way they look.
I hate the way Kenny Rogers looks but shit man......The Gambler is one of the most iconic tunes in the world. I wouldnt condem a man or women with talent because of how they looked.

I may not like you as a person, I may kick your teeth in if you fuck with my friends or family but I will always respect your rights as a human being to exist and follow your passions.

Im very sorry for anyone who is so insecure about there ego or identity that they hafto bash others to make themselfs feel more secure.

Lets all fight now, especially naked chicks.


Hey stupid, where did I say any of that? I said it's funny that 'real men' are the ones with women's hairstyles. Look into some reading comprehension you stupid fuck.




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 21,2007 4:23pm
bruce dickinson looks way less gay with short hair. who gives a fuck about someone's hair. i'll go get a fucking bouffant and still be more "metal" than anyone who gives a fuck about hairstyles.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at May 21,2007 5:39pm
FuckIsMySignature said:
i have long hair because ..... i hate the way every haircut has ever looked on me.


Ditto



toggletoggle post by PHILIELOCKFOOT  at May 21,2007 5:58pm
RichHorror said:
PHILIELOCKFOOT said:
PHILIELOCKFOOT said:
RichHorror said:
It's funny how someone thinks having short hair makes you gay but having long hair like a broad makes you very manly. I'll make sure to tell every skinhead I know that.


Is this the part that I chime in on?

Im way too lazy to have long hair, Even if I wasnt a skin It would do what it always does and turn into big nasty dreads. It's amazing to me that someone would hate a band because of the way they look.
I hate the way Kenny Rogers looks but shit man......The Gambler is one of the most iconic tunes in the world. I wouldnt condem a man or women with talent because of how they looked.

I may not like you as a person, I may kick your teeth in if you fuck with my friends or family but I will always respect your rights as a human being to exist and follow your passions.

Im very sorry for anyone who is so insecure about there ego or identity that they hafto bash others to make themselfs feel more secure.

Lets all fight now, especially naked chicks.


Hey stupid, where did I say any of that? I said it's funny that 'real men' are the ones with women's hairstyles. Look into some reading comprehension you stupid fuck.



Wow, Captain fucking grumpypants, I dont recall suggesting you felt any particular way. Just chiming in in general .
Fucking stupid????
That was not very polite.

I guess you told me though didnt you...



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 21,2007 6:37pm
MetalisGod said:
It's funny how the only one's taking offense to Zircon's Metal image thing is the one's with short hair because they believe they will find a better job. They love metal but fit in with mainstream society. Picture a dude with a gay short haircut playing guitar for Behemoth. It just wouldn't look right. Honestly when I see a band and everyone has short hair and baseball hat's on wearing emo or rap cloth's I don't even get into them because they look gay. It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too. I could be wrong though.


It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too.


It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too.


It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too.


It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too.


It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too.


It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too.


It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too.


It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too.


You might as well have just said "It's not all about image but image is what makes you good." Come on, nobody can be that stupid, right?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 21,2007 10:02pm
man, I don't get it. I'm the guy who he's saying looks "gay". Yeah, I'm skinny and I have short hair, but I think I look like a pretty normal dude. Eh, this guy's probably gone by now.



toggletoggle post by Anthny at May 21,2007 10:36pm
MetalisGod said:
It's funny how the only one's taking offense to Zircon's Metal image thing is the one's with short hair because they believe they will find a better job. They love metal but fit in with mainstream society. Picture a dude with a gay short haircut playing guitar for Behemoth. It just wouldn't look right. Honestly when I see a band and everyone has short hair and baseball hat's on wearing emo or rap cloth's I don't even get into them because they look gay. It's not all about Image but if they look gay they probably have gay music too. I could be wrong though.


dude HOLY SHIT!!!

you FAIL soooo fuckin hard.. this is one of the most asshatted posts I've ever read on this site. And that's saying alot.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 21,2007 10:49pm



toggletoggle post by secthammer at Jun 4,2007 4:08pm
whoever "metalisgod" dude is, is a fucking MORON unless he's being sarcastic about the whole hair thing.

the guitarist/singer for necrophagist had one of those abercrombie flip things at one point, but i'm sure he's more "metal" than you could ever hope to be in your entire life.

just kill yourself



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