Took it right out my little brown paper bag in the fridge. You don't eat a man's PB&J, GOD DAMMIT

I'll kill him.

P.S. his name is Janni
pronounced

That's a total nigger manuever. I'd cut him.

That's what you get for having a job, white man.

you'd steal my sammich in a heartbeat if i gave you the chance, Rich.

I'm gonna be working overnights with the kid when Halloween gets closer, so that's when the cutting will get done. boxcutters aplenty.

"i don't know, Diane, he just never showed up to work last night. Don't bother checking the storage container though."

Man's gotta eat.

KillerKadoogan said:

HAHAHA

It's not illegal to carry around a PBJ loaded with arsenic.

infoterror said:

I can't hear you unless you type in all capitols.

ha!

oh, I was laughing at Pam's comment, not your misfortune.

Was the peanut butter smooth or crunchy? I doubt anyone named Janni would steal crunchy.

I think its time for the old peanut butter/jelly and shit chunk sandwich switcheroo to take place....mmmmmmmmmmm home cookin!

pam said:

SORRY BORROWED SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER
FUCKING NEWFANGLED THING HAD A SHI(F)T KEY
I BLAME ISRAEL

infoterror said:

Fucking jew keyboard.

NOT ONLY THAT BUT SINCE DELL MADE IT,
IT IS BLACK
AND GAY

HOLY SHIT

My Dell is definately black. It only works when I hit it.

KillerKadoogan said:

it's like some kind of fucking gay shark

infoterror only works when you hit him 1/16th of the time

HAHAHAHAHA

People at my work eat my food and steal my drinks all the time. Is wicked annoying, even if I write my name on the food.

def jewish

sent out an email saying "dont touch my staff" to the world-wide mailing list.
that's what this dude with questionable english skills did once.

yeah it's annoying!!!
i buy good coffee and share with my coworkers..we rotate that stuff but there's another department who get their own room of stuff yet feel the need to take our things...i usually leave my lunch at my desk because i hear coworkers get their lunches taken out of the fridge
first off would you want to eat someone else's lunch? i think that's gross. if aaron makes me a lunch. fine...but a stranger's lunch? no way! here it's more the frozen dinners getting swiped...happened to me a couple of times

hahaha
on another note one of my coworkers just emailed me:
Dear Carina,

The coffee you provided this morning was good. Thank you for your contribution to the office. It betters the work environment. We value your contribution.
~carina

i would never eat someone elses lunch. first and foremost because its fucked up, but secondly because i dont know what went into making that food. they could have been doing something disgusting, or had something disgusting on their hands when they were making it.

davefromthegrave said:



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My father told me once that he had to fire someone for stealing food out of the refridgerator in the break room at his work. I guess they set up something to catch him doing it. When I heard it I thought it was so dumb but i guess it worked. They put a cake in the fridge that had a note on it saying "please don't eat" and they set up cameras in the break room. The guy ended up eating the cake. Then when my dad had to go and fire him he said it was very sad the guy was just like "I'm sorry I'm just hungry." I guess he was some really big fat guy too. But at what point do you get to where you have to start eating other peoples food including something that has a note on it saying not to eat it.

yeah man we shouldnt have to feel guilty and sympathize with some fat fuck who cant control his urges. dont they feel guilty for eating someone elses food? we all know how bad it sucks when lunch comes around and you have no money or food, but thats not MY fucking problem. Johnny Sac said that over this past week someone has eaten his lunch almost every day. if you catch someone doing that you should be able to deck them, its the same as stealing.

yeah so basically, i was told today that i shouldn't have confronted him because he could sue me for accusing him without proof. But i had all the god damn proof i needed. the other 3 people working have been there since i started, and wouldn't TOUCH MY FUCKING SAMMICH.

My boss said his parents have all sorts of money, and they may be more likely to sue, but if your parents are that fucking loaded, GET MONEY FROM THEM TO BUY YOUR OWN GOD DAMN SAMMICH.

I don't see a lawsuit actually happening, but jesus christ...



also, they were saying if i had let them handle it he probably would have been fired, because it's stealing. oh well... he's working on Wednesday, so we shall see...

brian_dc said:

The motherfucker stole a SuperChunky pb & j on whole wheat.

Decoy arsenic sammiches from now on.

He can't sue you dude, don't worry, the only way he could do that was to first prove that your sandwich eating allegation was false; in otherwords, he'd have to prove that it wasn't him. In a slander case, the burden is on the plaintiff to prove beyond a preponderance of the evidence that the defendant's allegation is a lie, not the defendant's burden to prove that the allegation is true. So don't keep your mouth shut because of a lawsuit that could never happen. Yeti is right, stealing food is still stealing (unless you or your family is starving, which is clearly not the case here); it's no different than not being able to resist taking the cash out of a bank truck.

pbj=fat,dude.