Bring it. I thought I could handle the heat. I mean shit I was born down here so I figured Id be all right but holy dogshit dude its fuckin hot down here. Im comin back up there. Fuck this shit. Not that its any colder up there at the moment but I figure if its this fuckin hot now I dont really trust what these people call "winter". I fear Im in for a grave disappointment. The women here a gorgeous but theyre all like......sunny and cheerful and rrragrgugugrgagg why do they have to be so happy?!?!?!? They wear shorts and pastel-colored abercrombie shirts and talk about football and cars and stuff. I dont know man. And they have no concept of the fine art of busting ones balls. They all think Im serious when I tell them to go kill themselves. I guess I am serious some of the time but you know what I mean. I thought only people in California got butthurt about that kind of shit. Maybe I was born in texas but I was definitely made for northern climates. Having that much seratonin running through your brain cant be good for you. Just look at what happened to Eddie Van Halen.
