here is what you are missing!

and no i'm not fat or pregnant or jobless sitting home eating bonbons..i'm sick..taking the day off relaxing in bed...tv is on

jerry springer~naked fat lady dancing..made me naucious, nuff said

divorce court~he wanted the ring back..it was small and shitty anyhow and he didn't get it back, he cheated on her because she gained weight, but he was enormous himself, they said they go out to eat at too many buffets
episode two: young couple got married, he went to jail, her mom bailed him out, he still owed $ wasn't paying..they were going to take her mom's car away...judge gave him shit...divorce granted!

judge hatchett~wanna be 14 yr old hood taken under the wing of a boxer to "Scare him straight"

ricki lake~too much sex/not enough sex with couples

maury~paterity tests revealed!

elimidate (on now)..hahahaha

succubus said:

I am. Don't knock it til you've tried it.

ok aaron..bring me bondons please

and then I shoved her down the stairs.

succubus said:

I tought that was wicked brutal, the way they had the kids like 6 years old, sitting backstage while maury calms everyone down. Not to sound like an old fuck at the age of 20 but I miss the days of nickelodian, when they played Dennis the Menace, Lassie, Looney Tunes, and other shows that make you feel warm and fuzzy.