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returntothepit >> discuss >> Last night, I thought Chris traper was dead by the_reverend on Jul 12,2006 10:55am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 12,2006 10:55am
cause I haven't seem him around here.
thought maybe he did find that dude and was in san quentin



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Jul 12,2006 11:10am
So, is he alive?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jul 12,2006 12:30pm
chris traper is immortal



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 12,2006 12:33pm
yeah, but even immortals can be locked in a prison.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 25,2006 2:51pm
up



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 25,2006 2:52pm
He is totally dead because he didn't call me like I told him to!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 25,2006 2:55pm
I'm the only immortal on this board.



toggletoggle post by christraper at Jul 25,2006 2:55pm
He's without access to the internet save for his brief visits to the library. He's also shit broke and wasnt able to call those who wouldve liked to hear from him but he'll do his very best today. He ALMOST got arrested but didnt and thats all we need to say about that business. He also likes to talk about himself in the third person and is particularly flattered that his absence was recognized. He's also moving to Texas. That's right. Steers'n'queers.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 25,2006 2:58pm
christraper said:
He's without access to the internet save for his brief visits to the library. He's also shit broke and wasnt able to call those who wouldve liked to hear from him but he'll do his very best today. He ALMOST got arrested but didnt and thats all we need to say about that business. He also likes to talk about himself in the third person and is particularly flattered that his absence was recognized. He's also moving to Texas. That's right. Steers'n'queers.





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 25,2006 3:02pm
texas? you like sweating, farting, and eating salsa out of anal fissures? ok.



toggletoggle post by christraper at Jul 25,2006 3:09pm
Well yea dude, its where I grew up. Ive always been a redneck I thought that was common knowledge. I sweat and fart no matter where I am and although Ive never eaten salsa out of an anal fissure Im always willing to try something new.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 25,2006 3:09pm
the_reverend said:
texas? you like sweating, farting, and eating salsa out of anal fissures? ok.


he's running away and leaving me here with assholes.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 25,2006 3:09pm
what part?
there are some cool people i've met and cool places there as well



toggletoggle post by christraper at Jul 25,2006 3:10pm
Austin. Its actually a pretty cool town. One that just about any of you guys are welcome to visit me in.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 25,2006 3:12pm
have you seen me? I don't fare well in the sun.



toggletoggle post by christraper at Jul 25,2006 3:13pm
Have you seen ME????



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 25,2006 3:16pm
hehehe



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 25,2006 3:18pm
You're not allowed to leave until you make plans with me.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jul 25,2006 3:19pm
I lol'ed at the "steers n queers" bit



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 25,2006 3:19pm
austin rules
we will come visit i hope! thought knowing aaron we'd have to drive
yuck



toggletoggle post by christraper at Jul 26,2006 2:15am
well just because im gonna be at the bottom of the fucking country doesnt mean you guys arent going to be constantly pestered by me. and obviously anyone who comes down has a place to stay including bands that are touring etc.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Jul 26,2006 11:38am
chris traper broke my heart when he told me i had to get an abortion...

did that weekend mean nothing to you?!?!?!?!?!



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Jul 26,2006 1:21pm
We'll play Sacrifice of the Nazarene Child next year for sure!
We'll rehearse over the phone.
We'll crash at Dana's or with the Necrovore horde!

Dont let Mike and Bloodfuck ruin my PA or that Marshall Head! I'll get it from them in September!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 26,2006 1:22pm
I cannot boo Chris Traper moving enough.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Jul 26,2006 2:37pm
especially when i could have forced him to stay with this:



BABIES FOR EVERYONE!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 26,2006 3:18pm
KillerKadoogan said:
especially when i could have forced him to stay with this:



BABIES FOR EVERYONE!


Are those candy? mmm



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jul 26,2006 3:19pm
Kinslayer said:
We'll play Sacrifice of the Nazarene Child next year for sure!
We'll rehearse over the phone.
We'll crash at Dana's or with the Necrovore horde!

Dont let Mike and Bloodfuck ruin my PA or that Marshall Head! I'll get it from them in September!


sounds like you are signing his high school year book



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Jul 26,2006 3:21pm
I am.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 26,2006 3:21pm
every quote from my 7th grade yearbook:
"Be Excellent to each other dood"
"Have a most excellent summer"



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 26,2006 3:26pm
My yearbook contribution...
"Jay, I met you and saw your junk a few hours later when you were staggering around my house with your pants down. Hail Tequila.
Have a nice life in Texas."



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jul 26,2006 3:35pm
Mine would say,
No you can't have my mercyful patch and Texas is gay



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 26,2006 3:38pm
Who's Chris Trapper?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 26,2006 4:26pm
I have funny pictures I could post but he'll get mad at me.



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jul 26,2006 5:31pm
it's Chris Traper? I always thought it was Christ Raper. That's way less badass.



toggletoggle post by arilliusBM  at Jul 26,2006 8:27pm edited Jul 26,2006 8:32pm
Man Jay I had no idea you were from Texas. Me too.. I was born in Houston and lived there for a while!

Austin is a nice place. Props to a fellow redneck.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 26,2006 10:15pm
christraper said:
Austin. Its actually a pretty cool town. One that just about any of you guys are welcome to visit me in.


god damn dood i was just thinking where you went off too? glad to hear you're alive in some shape or form



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 26,2006 10:25pm
MadOakDevin said:
it's Chris Traper? I always thought it was Christ Raper. That's way less badass.


Way to miss the joke!



toggletoggle post by cav at Jul 27,2006 4:39pm
back to texas eh jay?



toggletoggle post by christraper at Jul 28,2006 1:03am
Yea thats the plan. Shipping stuff by ups is a pain in the royal fuckin asshole by the way. fuck those bastards.

Megan - I will own that patch someday. You'll wake up one day to find it gone with a note in its place saying "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

Kinslayer - Damn skippy motherfucker. You just let me know when. I got oodles of new material that'll make your pants wet. And I'll tell the boys not to kill the equipment but you and I both know that the less time it stays there the safer it'll be. I love those guys but goddamnit theyre a bunch of fuckin cavemen.

Arillius - My long hair never could cover up my redneck.

Abbath - Boogedy boogety. That's right. Ponder that one. Ageless wisdom I speak.

Pam - You post those pictures and you'll die where you stand.

The rest of ya'll can go chew on a butthole. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 28,2006 9:40am
christraper said:

Pam - You post those pictures and you'll die where you stand.


You don't scare me, skinny.




toggletoggle post by christraper at Jul 28,2006 4:24pm
Its not me you should be scared of but the hosts of demons that follow me around and watch my back for moments such as these.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Jul 28,2006 4:39pm
Jay, you leave tomorrow eh?

*a single tear rolls down my cheek*

Sarkofikus cut his hair! He no longer looks like Fenriz...now he looks like Yosuke Shakamura




toggletoggle post by christraper at Jul 30,2006 9:18am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Im sure he still knows how to play the bass.



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 10,2006 5:36pm
Ive been here a week and Ive already got a disgusting farmer's tan. Fuck this heat. FUCK IT!!!!!!!

Kinslayer, what is this Sacrifice of the Nazarene Child thingy you speak of? Will there be booze and drugs? And drugs? Is it that thing in Philly with Bloodstorm? Tell me of things.



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