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Joke of the day, possibly the best joke EVER!
by SacreligionNLI
on Jun 21,2006 11:17pm
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post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 21,2006 11:17pm
Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. "Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".
"Mr. President," says Rumsfeld, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"
Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazillian'?"
post by
DomesticTerror
at Jun 21,2006 11:53pm
nice! I'll be telling that one tomorrow
post by RobAHHHHH at Jun 22,2006 12:49am
that was clever
post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 22,2006 1:04am
the hilarity is that it's believable
post by pam nli at Jun 22,2006 11:12am
That is pretty damn good.
post by
chris_from_shit_fuck
at Jun 22,2006 11:16am
That's awesome.
post by
DreamingInExile
at Jun 22,2006 11:26am
SacreligionNLI said:
the hilarity is that it's believable
I agree
post by
baptizedinresin
at Jun 22,2006 2:28pm
haha such a great visual
post by
powerkok
at Jun 22,2006 3:41pm
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
post by
hung_to_bleed
at Jun 22,2006 3:44pm
hahaha, thats some funny shit there.
post by
KeithMutiny
at Jun 22,2006 3:45pm
that was funny when i heard it 6 months ago.
post by
RichHorror
at Jun 22,2006 3:46pm
You and your woo woo mittens.
post by
rotivore
at Jun 22,2006 7:51pm
not really funny
post by
Dissector
at Jun 22,2006 7:58pm
KeithMutiny said:
that was funny when i heard it 6 months ago.
post by
retzam
at Jun 22,2006 8:00pm
On the spot dead baby joke:
How many dead babies does it take before the killer gets tired?
A lawnmower never gets tired.
post by
SACAPAPADOO
at Jun 22,2006 10:04pm
SacreligionNLI said:
How many is a Brazillian'?"
awesome
post by pam nli at Jun 22,2006 11:34pm
KeithMutiny said:
that was funny when i heard it 6 months ago.
Back to your trashcan!
post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 23,2006 12:10am
post by pam nli at Jun 23,2006 12:12am
I saw the top of that picture while scrolling down and was totally let down you didn't photoshop Mutiny's head on there. Way to not live up to my expectations.
post by
RichHorror
at Jun 23,2006 12:13am
You moolie bitch.
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